Solid Snake vs Lara Croft . . . Who Would Win?

Porkins popped an interesting question the other night in his thread Here

so who do you think would win? both are characters are from a realistic reality. both have had extensive training.but snake is stealh and lara is straight forward action, even though she does more puzzles than shoots.

do you think snake would fall in love with her like he did with meryl? and he can't hit her or even shoot at her for that fact? would they both fall in love?

any thoughts?

 

"I've had enough of tomboys."

 

He'd bag her.

Then leave the next morning.

 

Yeah she'd do one of those silly cartwheel/backflip things and Snake would just pelt her in the ass with a bullet.

 

I'd say Snake, no question. Lara's all flash and no, well, Substance.

 

Do you even have to ask, Snake would slaughter her

 

i only ask because of his relationship with meryl

 

She would sex him up and then kill him in his sleep.

 

You know, I once read a fanfic where Snake and Lara do the horizontal mambo.

 

Snake is a cold-hearted killer, he wouldn't think twice about capping lara.

Lara would own Raideon though (if thats how u spell it). He's more of a woman than she is.

 

Snake would sneak up behind Lara and plant C4 on her back, then have his nice little digital camera ready to take pics as he blew her up.

 

I'm pretty sure Snake would slaughter Lara.

 

That gaming thread is evil I tell you! Samus lost to the duck hunt dog. And Link is losing to Mario. There is no justification in that!

 

yeah Darth_Omega, he even spelled her last name wrong, weird

but still, i know snake can kick Lara's boo tay i just ask because of his love with meryl in the first MGS

 

Don't diss the duckhunt dog

 

Solid Snake would anihilate Lara, she wouldn't even stand a chance.

Forcebewitya!

 

As much as I love Lara Croft, I have to give the advantage to Snake.

 

What's with this slaughtering stuff? I gather they'd wrestle in hand to hand combat for a bit, tossle on the floor and all that. Snake would make a witty comment here and there. Lara would as well. But ultimately Snake would use his charm, be suave as hell, disarm and disROBE her and give her some of that sweet loving. Now THAT'S winning.

 

I was wondering who would win between

Boba Fett vs Samus Aran

 

No doubt Snake would win. He's just too much of a badass to lose to someone like Lara. Although I believe Lara could wipe the floor with Raidens wussy ass!

 

Lara is past, Snake, future

 

Snake, with ease.

 

This shouldn't even be a question. SNAKE!!!!!!

Now, Lara vs Raiden, that's a question considering it's an even battle between 2 women.

 

Usualy I would avoid such discusions but I just couldnt resist. I think Solid Snake would win by default. Upon seeing Solid Snake (snikers at name), Lara Croft would die of laughter after seeing his mullet. A mullet!!! For crying out loud, what serious action hero has a mullet? How is he even gonna bed any self respecting female with his mullet?

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Snake is an Infiltration Expert,he would sneak into whatever temple she was raiding and grab her from behind without her noticing him and then quickly break her bony little neck,just like i did to poor Meryl in MGS for fun

Heres one for you,GTA3 Guy vs Tommy Vercetti from GTA:Vice City, i say GTA3 Guy for several reasons:
1.Hes a heartless bastard.
2.He always ends up eventually killing his Employers after he finds someone better.
3.If they met up Tommy would waste time insulting him and get taken out by a Rocket while in hes still talking,after that GTA3 Guy would then take out all stupid cops that show up and then get his car resprayed leaving a free man.