Some people juggle geese!

To Jayne! The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing.

 

hell yeah bro remember that one time we were like doing that thing and the geese were there hell yeah

 

shiny!

 

*slurring* Hamsters is nice...

 

I want to go to the crappy town where I'm a hero...

 

Simon: So you're a bounty hunter?
Early: No, that ain't it at all.
Simon: Then what are you?
Early: I'm a bounty hunter.




Simon: Are you Alliance?
Early: Am I a lion?
Simon: What?
Early: I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though - I have a mighty roar.
Simon: Ummm, I said "Alliance."
Early: Oh. That's weird.

 

Ah, the pitter patter of little feet and combat boots...

 

im rubing my b0nn4r hard atm

 

I reattached a girl's leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

 

Somebody do something!

 

Keep walking, preacher man.

 

Eggs! The living legend needs eggs!

 

Dear Buddah, I'd like a pony and a plastic rocket...

 

Too much hair!

 

I can hurt you.

 

I saw it sure as day when I was down there on my back...

 

I'll read a poem at the funeral. Something with imagery.

 

"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command"

 

That's the buffet table...

 

Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.