Songs that remind you of the JC, take 3.1

Something wrong here... the thread doesn't want to up itself...

 

I think of "Happiness in Slavery" or "Destroy Erase Improve"

 

Apologies to Carl Douglas

Everybody was troller fighting
Those mods were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they banned with expert timing

They were funky Aussie men from funky Sydneytown
They were spanking them up and they were spanking them down
It's an ancient Admin art and everybody knew their part
For the bait or the flame you're banned from the game

Everybody was troller fighting
Those mods were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they banned with expert timing

There was funky PreacherBoy and little Paradox
He said here comes the big troll, lets get it on
We took a board and made a stand, started swinging with the banned
A sudden flame made me lock now we're into a brand knew sock

Everybody was troller fighting
Those mods were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they banned with expert timing

..make sure you have expert timing
Troller fighting, had to be fast as lightning

 

for me the song would be "We All Live in A Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles

 

Since it's Valentine's Day, I thought it would be nice to post a love song to the JC. It's a take on Paul McCartney's "Maybe I'm Amazed":

JC I'm amazed at the way you've bored me some of the time
But JC I'm afraid of the way I love you
JC I'm amazed at the the way you pulled me out of time
And hung me on a "line-by-line"
JC I'm amazed at the way I really need you

JC I'm a man and JC I'm a lonely man
Who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand
JC I'm a man and JC you're the only one
Who could ever help me
JC won't you help me understand

JC I'm amazed at the way you're with me all the time
JC I'm afraid of the way I'll leave you
JC I'm amazed at the way you've let me post this song
You right me when I'm wrong
JC I'm amazed at the way I really need you

 

A take on Elton John's "Your Song":

It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much posts, but boy if I did
I'd buy a big star where we both could live

If I was a moderator, but then again, no
Or a man who sells action figures in a travelling show
I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do
My gift is my post and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody, this post is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the board

I sat on the roof, my words at a loss
Well a few of the trolls, well they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I typed this post
It's for people like you, that the sun shines for the most

So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest colors I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody, this post is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the board

 

That's great, SotS.

Hmmm... perhaps I have an idea for one...

~*~Bria

 

This ain't a parody song, but...

It's hip to be a square
(hip, hip, it's hip to be)
It's hip to be a square
(hip, hip, so hip to be)
...

 

This is my first try, so don't expect much...

No More Drama, by Mary J Blige

So tired, tired of internet drama
No more, no more
The boards should be free
I'm so tired, so tired

Mindless posts again
Another user banned
Better know your friends
Or else you will get burn
Gotta count on mods
Cause they can guarantee
That it'll be fine

No more socks (no more socks)
No more trolls (no more trolls)
No drama (no more drama in the JC)
Noone's gonna flame these boards again

What a newbie fool
Go through ups and downs
Nowhere and all the time
They wouldn't be around
Or maybe they like the stress
Cause they're young and restless
But there was long ago
I don't wanna cry no more

No more pain (no more pain)
No more game (no more game messin with my mind)
No drama (no more drama on these boards)
Nooone's gonna make me hurt again
No more tears (no more tears, I'm tired of cryin everynight)
No more fears (no more fears, I really don't wanna cry)
No drama (no more drama in my life)
I don't ever wanna hurt again
Wanna speak my mind, wanna speak my mind

Uh, it feels so good
When you let go
Avoid internet drama in your life
Now you're free from all the drama
Free from all the game
Free from all the stress
So hello to happiness
I don't know
Only the Force knows where the story is
For me, but I know where the story begins
It's up to us to choose
Whatever we win or loose
And I choose to win

No more spam (no more spam)
No more flaming (tired of them playin' games with my mind)
No drama (no more drama on these boards)
No more, no more, No more, no more
No more spam (no more tears, no more cryin every night)
No more flaming (no more waking be up in the morning)
No drama, no more in my life

No more drama, no more drama
No more drama, no more drama
NO MORE INTERNET DRAMA
NO MORE INTERNET DRAMA
NO MORE INTERNET DRAMA
NO MORE INTERNET DRAMA
NO MORE INTERNET DRAMA
No more drama on these boards
So tired, tired of these drama

Well? ?

~*~Bria

 

"That bad, huh?"



~*~Bria

 

It was good. I didn't see it last night; I think maybe the thread wasn't upped when you posted it. That happens sometimes...

 

Thank you.

I don't even listen to that style of music much, but I was on a music site and saw the song title. In light of recent events, I just had to 'JC' it.

Edot: I no how to spel. Onest.

~*~Bria

 

I also liked that. Better than anything I could ever come up with.

 

Here's another Beatles parody, this time of "Happiness is a Warm Gun."

She's not a mod who misses much
Do do do do do do oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the posts of the trolling man
What a loser he is a big pain.

The troll in the thread with the multicoloured curse words
On his stupid posts
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Posting overtime
A bad impression of a mod which he made
And submitted to YJCC.

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the threads that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Administrator ban the troll
Administrator ban the troll
Administrator ban the troll
Administrator ban the troll
Administrator ban the troll
Administrator ban the troll.

Happiness is a banned troll (ban ban shoo shoo)
Happiness is a banned troll (ban ban shoo shoo)
When I get you in my sights
And I see my pointer on the ban button
I know no one can do me no harm
Because happiness is a banned troll
-Yes it is.

 

Good ones!

Here's a take on Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore":

Hathor took her bow, And then she turned to go,
Chyren embraced the gloom, And walked the night alone.

Oh, post in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light.
The Dark Lords ride with The Force tonight, And time will tell us all.

Oh, throw down your praise at "Hello", Rest not to lock your threads

Side by side we wait the might of the darkest of them all.

I hear the troll horses thunder down in the forum below
I'm waiting for the angels of Fan Fiction, waiting for the eastern glow.

The apples of Miscellaneous hold, The seeds of happiness,
The ground is rich from intelligent threads, Repay, do not forget, no, no.
Post in the dark of night, sing to the morning light.

The apples turn to brown and black, The N.E.W.B.I.E's face is red.

Oh the war is worthy of more than a sigh, Pick up your swords and fly.
The JC is filled with good and bad that newbies never know.

Oh, well, the night is long the beads of time pass slow,
Tired eyes on the sunrise, waiting for the eastern glow.

The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath,
The drums will shake the Mod Squad wall, the spammers ride in black, Ride on.

Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before.
No comfort has the fire at night that lights the forum so cold.

Oh post in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light.
The oldbie runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back. Bring it back.

At last the sun is shining, The clouds of blue roll by,
With flames from the troll of darkness, the sunlight blinds his eyes.

 

If anyone can do a Bon Jovi tune, I'll let them pick my icon for a day.
tried to think of something better, but couldn't)

 

I'm bringing this classic up!

Here's the JC version of "Falling in Love Again" by Hamilton Joe Frank and Reynolds:

Baby, baby, posting here,
I'm posting here again
Baby, baby, posting here
I'm posting here again

I couldn't always be
completely spoiler free
And so I'd go
to PSA for new pics of Natalie!
When A-O-T-C
comes out for
everyone to see
the newbies will gush
and the mods will rush, and
Vert, close that thread please!

It seems like yesterday
that I'd find this place and stay
But now I know how posts
can grow - each and every day!
As I lurk at midnight's hour
and feel the JC's special power
I get excited when someone
sends a private message to me!

The JC will be for eternity
a great place for us to see
Fun and free and that should be
the way it's got to be!

 

"Trashcanhands (Keyboard Cowards)", by Zao

You think because you bought this record, you read a list of thanks you can judge our lives(you've identified)
You think because you bought the record, you read a list of thanks you've identified(you can judge out lives)
A favor we provide
Little forum boys with your polished cyber toys
I read your bucket comment
Your three piece bulletin
POUT POUT BOOO HOOO TALK TALK POUT BOO HOOO HOOO
How is out identity working out for you?
It's funny how you can justify me(us) on opinion
An idea that I do this for you
DXCBOY FIREKID
You know who you are(and what you do)
We wrote this song for you
____________________________

I took the liberty of highlighting the parts that remind me of the JC.

 

You posted the exact same thing on 11/8/01.

 

LOL, did I? Sorry, I didn't remember...

 

A troll's smile is what you got
You promise no new topics, then post thru a sock
Threads of spam got a hold on me
When the mods aint lookin, you infiltrate the community

You're an internet freak, there's nowhere to run
No one can save us, the damage is done
Spammed through the thread, and you're to blame
You give the JC a bad name

I write a genious topic but you treat it as a game
You give the JC a bad name
You give the JC a bad name

You think we need one more about the lord of the rings
Can't talk enough about star trek things
A homeschool boy's dream, you act so shy
We don't care if you've never been kissed, just kiss the spam goodbye

You've got a loaded mouse
You never leave your house
You've got spam on your blouse
You just make me grouse

Spammed through the thread
And you're to blame
You give the JC a bad name

I write a genious topic but you treat it as a game
You give the JC a bad name
You give the JC a bad name

 

Good one, Hairdresser! You've got a real talent for this.

 

Desert loving in your icons all the way
If I posted in your threads would you say
I'm a man who wants to get a reaction, I'm a man who doesn't know
How to have a normal human interaction, you come and go, you come and go

Karma karma karma karma karma JC
You spam and troll, you spam and troll
Posting would be easy if your colors were like the VIPS
Red gold and green, red gold and green

Don't read your wicked flames every day
But you used to be so sweet, I heard you say
That my posts were an addiction, when we spam our posts are strong
When you go you're IP banned, you're banned forever, you string along, you string along

Karma karma karma karma karma JC
You spam and troll, you spam and troll
Posting would be easy if your colors were like the VIPS
Red gold and green, red gold and green

Every post is like survival
You're my moderator, not my rival
Every day is like survival
You're my moderator, not my rival
I'm a man who wants to get a reaction, I'm a man who doesn't know
How to have normal human interaction, you come and go, you come and go

Karma karma karma karma karma JC
You spam and troll, you spam and troll
Posting would be easy if your colors were like the VIPS
Red gold and green, red gold and green

 

LOL, Hairdresser! Good choice for a parody!

 

A take on The Beatles' "Your Mother Should Know":

Let's all get on and reply to a post
that was a hit before jasman was born
Though she..er, he was born a long, long time ago
jasman should know
jasman should know

Post it again
Let's all get on and reply to a post
that was a hit before jasman was born
Though he was born a long, long time ago
jasman should know
jasman should know

Lift up your threads and reply to a post
that was a hit before jasman was born
Though he was born a long, long time ago
jasman should know
jasman should know
jasman should know


Though he was born a long, long time ago
jasman should know
jasman should know
jasman should know
jasman should know
jasman should know
jasman should know