Star Wars alternatives humor

I have started a thread in Fanfiction to get the involvement of authors to write some humorous scenes for everyone but from you guys I would like some alternative what ifs that would work for a small story. Less than five hundred words. here is the link if you want to read the entries

http://boards.theforce.net/Fan_Fiction_Resource/b10304/16753034/?5


Heres on of the entries
Alternative number two

Darth Vader knows his daughter is Princess Leia and isnt happy about her choice in Friends.


Officer
Lord Vader we have the princess!

DV
About time. Put her in detention

Officer
Right away sir

Next scene inside Detention cellblock
DV is surrounded by stormtroopers
DV
Well Leia its time you fess up and tell me what you have been doing with your friends.

Leia
Never Dad!

DV
How many times have I told you to call me Darth Vader in front of the troops. I mean seriously, It diminishes my power as a Sith Lord if they see me as Daddy Vader. You know how many times I have had to kill an underling that made that wisecrack. Too many times. So for the last time Leia what were you doing with your friends.

Leia
Daddy I wont tell you anything. you never spent time with me anyway. I never even got a gift from you on my birthdays. I mean come on would it help to have given me a present. I joined the rebellion to spite you. I knew it would bug you. I knew you wanted me to date those imperial academy guys but I didnt want them. They were too uptight for me. And just so you know I gave the plans of your little Death Star away. Ok. Now you wont get them and I know you wont find them.

DV
Ahhh! If I cant get the plans then where are your friends hanging out?

Leia
Wouldnt you like to know Daddy Vader!

Small snickering can be heard from the stormtroopers

DV
AHhhhhh! Thats it. Bring in the interogation droid. This time you will talk. And if not I will disconnect all sources of communication in here. So that way you will have no one to talk with.

Stormtrooper A
Huh Sir, does that mean we cant see her then or hear her. Cause we need that to know she is in her cell.

DV
Of course that doesnt mean that.

Stormtrooper A
Whooh! For a minute I thought we couldnt watch your daughter change I mean. ahhh did I just say that out loud.

DV
Ahhhh! extends hand and Stormtrooper A falls down dead.

Noone will watch my daughter change and no one will talk with her. Got it.

Stormtroopers in unison
Got it sir!

Leia
dad, bring on your interogation droid. I can deal with that.

DV
Oh no honey, this is no ordinary droid. It wont hurt you. But it will cut your hair to my specifications. And it will make sure your clothing is to my liking as well.

Leia
Dad, you wouldnt, Please I beg you dont cut my hair. I promise I will tell just dont cut it. And Leave my clothes alone please. I need them to attract the guys.

DV
After I am done no guy will touch you. Just the way I want it. In fact I am sure the other officers with teen girls will follow suit. I will make an example of you.

Leia
Noooooooooooooooo!

As the interrogation droid enters.

 

lol, sick and twisted just the way I like it.

 

A new thread has been created in Fanfiction if you want to read them.

http://boards.theforce.net/Beyond_the_Saga/b10477/16763693/?3


your welcome!

 

great stuff!!
I think you should try posting some stuff in here!!
"Rewrite the OT In Light of the PT"
its a very long thread to get through,
http://boards.theforce.net/Classic_Trilogy/b10002/9717901/p1
but its very worth it! You will love it!! And so far I've posted 9 chapters of my Squabbling Love Adventures of Tarkin and Vader.. and as you can guess by the title, they are secretly in love....
oh and btw, I use to submit SW stuff at Fan Fiction but they kicked mine off .. nowadays I don't trust em... oh well
but yes... I shall check out your other thread too!!

 

thankyou very much.