Star Wars Fan Fiction Writing Game!

Here's another game. Let's write some cool fanfiction. One person writes a line (not more than 10 words), and the next person continues the story. Invent your own characters, or use Canon characters, as long as it's a PG-rated story, go ahead and write!

Remember, 1 line only (10 words), leave it hanging so the next person can continue it.

This is gonna be fun. Heheh.

Let me start with....

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away....

<insert Star Wars opening theme here>

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*** Well, how do you expect a SW story to start? Heheheh.

 

Jedi Master Aids is lying in bed dreaming of Padme...

 

while listening to RADIO TABLOID...

 

... when suddenly, a noise outside interrupted his wonderful dream....


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p.s. finally, somebody continued it! thanks, grand moff!

 

His curiosity aroused, he slowly crept out of his room...

- I'm sure that dreaming of Padme, it was more than his curiosity that was aroused as well as *ahem* engorged.

- No problem Ginny. We also might be able to use whatever comes out of this endeavor as source material for our very own FanFilm.

 

...and saw Padme standing by the door. Catscratched, and rarin' to go. ;p

--Hey, after all..it is MY story.

 

...when a bounty hunter suddenly burst into the scene!

 

... and kidnapped Padme' while leaving his calling card that says...

 

"None can hide from" dun dun dun "Mia Catcha"

 

SO, Aids picked up the card and decided....

 

..."I should go find her. No one's taking away my girl and gets away with it." He leaves the room only to be stopped by....

 

Jar Jar Binks!

 

Jar Jar gave him a big wide smile and hug...

 

...and Aids whacked him with his trusty old shinai.

And JAr Jar turned out to be one big mechanical piñata!!! Its contents being...

 

Assorted droid spare parts and lots of STORMBALL LOLLIPOPS!!!!!!!

 

Jedi Master Aids was shocked on seeing this awful scene...he then sees his ever loyal starfighter named.....

 

..the U.S.S. Stormball.

Upon boarding, he noticed something. a presence...

A presence he hasnt felt since...

 

... he saw jar jar pose for an "unleashed" figure for hasbro.

He tried desperately to get away from it all....

In the USS Stormball's nav computer, he entered coordinates for....

 

Ryloth, where sleeping Twileks lie...

 

... so off he went to Ryloth in search of....

 

a certain Jedi temptress named...

 

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Secura.




Aayla Secura....



who he found....

 

very tempting.

Unknowing that he's being controlled by the dark side of the Force, he completely forgets about his whole mission in the first place.

Meanwhile, on Coruscant, all these events are bein watched by Darth...

 

... Voldemort. Lord of the Dominion. Agent of the Hellmouth. (oops. New Worlds hangover).

Darth Voldemort was hatching a plan for Jedi Master Aids and Mistress Secura. They would be led to the Outlander Club to....

 

get some beer.

for Beer is the path to the Dark Side.

Beer leads to entoxication...

entoxication leads to hangover...

hangover leads to...