Star Wars Insults

"You're a wonderful human being"

Only problem there is it can't be applied so well here as it was to Jabba. Worked great in the movie, though.

 

"Walking Carpet"

"God, you smell worse than a the trash compactor on cell block AA-23."

"You make as much sense as 'voting' for an emperor"

"Is a Mynock chewing on the power cables or is that sucking sound you?" to some one sucking up

"Your mamma's soo fat, she ate Jabba the Hutt in one sitting"

"Good going Jar-jar"

"You make as much sense as a Gungan"

"How, with those ears, I thought you were a sullistan"

 

Wait a darn minute, I'm left handed! You bantha poo doo! Ha Ha!

 

Kark on you!

Stang you suck!

 

Jeedai brenzlit!

 

"Ewok!"

 

'You weak minded fool!'

'Laserbrain!'

'Your Padawan turned to the Dark Side ' (only for use against a Jedi) *Come to think of it, this one could be used on Yoda and Obi-wan hehe*

 

'Your Padawan turned to the Dark Side ' (only for use against a Jedi) *Come to think of it, this one could be used on Yoda and Obi-wan hehe*

Yeah, and going by the EU, Luke, too.

 

Founder of Jar Jar fanclub

 

I've seen on a bumpersticker "My Jedi Padawan mind tricked your Honor Student."


Anyway...


"Dung of a meat-maggot!"

 

Waru.

 

meatbag

Gamorrean pig-man (said by Revan to Carth in KOTOR if you wanna be a darksider)

Jolee Bindo: You know, you remind me of someone I used to know. Promising young man, great destiny. Breath like a bantha.
Revan: Did you annoy this person endlessly, too?

 

Kark on you!

 

Shut the fierfek up you frelling di'kut. Suck my blaster, shcutta. All in jest of course No harm meant. Do I win the Foul-Mouthed Ewok award now?

 

It could also work for Qui-gon Jinn. (Xanatos)

 

I'd sooner kiss a Wookie.

 

*Clears throat*

Hey, you Sith-sucking bag of bantha fodder. Yeah, I'm talking to you, you reject from a Hutt dancing line-up. You've got NJO Jacen's spine, Jabba's looks and Jagged Fel's personality. Oh, and you've got the wit of a drunk Toydarian!

 

Was that an insult to Jacen! NOOOO
You peice of space slime! No offenso of course. Just jesting.

 

Retering to a wookie infront of you.

"Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way."

 

"No wonder your so ugly, your mom married a Nemodian."

"Your moms so hairy, she got mistaken for a wookiee"


Darth_Aster

 

Leia : I just as soon kiss a wookie!

Han : I can arrange that!.... You could use a good kiss!

 

vac brain

tahiri: dummy

any vong: techno-head

if you were as tall as your mental capasity, you'd have to look up to yoda

 

or simply: "Kiss my wookiee!" ...my favourite one!

 

You squashy meatbag!

You are a half-Ewok-half-Gungan!

May your hyperdrive shuts down when you're fleeing the Empire!

 

To Palpatine: So, I see you ran out of wrinkle cream...