JCC ***STAR WARS IS AWFUL: SURVIVAL BATTLE*** LOSER: PADME'S SUS DEATH

-2 Padme

 

-2padme

 

-2 Padme died because ...

 

Some of you guys are ridiculous. If you didn’t want Padme to win you shouldn’t have spent so much effort demolishing Finn’s score. You directly caused this outcome.

 

How about voting?

 

You don’t have to vote any longer when you have everything. I am in a place beyond wants.

 

-2 Padme

 

-2 Padme

 

By the last movie he was reduced to standing on the edge of the frame screaming the name of actual main characters. He absolutely was sidelined.

 

Please end that drama ASAP!

 

-1 Finn
-1 Padme

They are equals, equally disserviced by the awful writing of this story. They should move together in death as they did in life.

 

It’s no net loss. I will never relatively harm Padme.

 

@Lady_Belligerent do the honors.

 

We have a winner!!!!!!!!

The worst moment in Star Wars history is:





Points left:
Padme died because ... 66 (-17)
....66 points....

Spoiler

Just checking, are these people sure they know what "awful" means?
SHEEV Palpatine is cool AF. FatBurt said so on Post #72.
Force Skype! isn't awful. Lordban contradicted himself on Post #172.
Overpowered Grogu isn't OP. Lordban stole that one from Darth Punk on Post #179.
The dumb assassination plot with a bug in AOTC is actually brilliant. Lady_Belligerent said so on Post #186.
Palpatine in TROS is the best thing in the whole 9 episodes! Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid said so on Post #196. Darth Tunick tried to disagree, but Superwatto would not have it.
Everybody wise knew Leia was Luke's sister all along. Leia becoming Luke's sister is as it should be. Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid said so on Post #282.
Not killing Han off in TESB or ROTJ apparently wasn't a missed opportunity. Also, Sauntaero remembered Luke and Leia are siblings by Post #287.
Lady_Belligerent didn't really have an opinion over Yoda meeting Chewbacca, but Jedimarine asked, and she answered on Post #311.
The entire B plot of TLJ isn't awful. Jedi Knight Fett said so on Post #329. It would be mean of me to say what I think about that statement xD
Including comedy is never awful. Sauntaero reminded us all of this tenet of True Wisdom on Post #340.
Greedo shooting first is the natural order of things. Come on, Han Solo is the good guy. At least according to Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid, who said so on Post #346.
Sorry, Wocky. I know you think Not explaining Sifo-Dyas is quite awful, but enough people differed, until Lordban did the vulture thing on Post #365.
Darth Punk correctly pointed out that it is wrong to say The Whole Culture Is One Big Helmet on Post #385. The whole culture is plot armor.
Not signing Gennedy Tartakovsky for LFL animation was a sensible choice, as Darth Smurf reminded us on Post #411. By the way, who?
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money is an excellent way, and Jabba-wocky wisely pointed it out. If only it hadn't taken until Post #457...
I have a bad feeling about this, Lady_Belligerent said so on Post #478.
This is a rebellion, right? Well, I rebel! said Darth Punk on Post #510, unlike Jyn Erso herself.
I don't like sand, said Lady_Belligerent on Post #511, somehow ruling sand as not awful in the process.
A New Hope re-released as Episode IV is how it was always meant to be. Jedimarine said so on Post #550. Maybe they are George Lucas in disguise!
Ewok movies, Ewok cartoons, Ewoks! Lady_Belligerent wants all of them! Send them to her at Post #559.
The invention of the motion picture was proudly defended. Lordban arrived in the La Ciotat train station on Post #587.
Not shooting the ST in 1999 wasn't the worst that could have happened. Lordban said so on Post #631.
Jango Fett is dumb isn't awful, said Jedimarine on Post #649, cutting the grass underneath Darth Punk's feat. Vulture! the worst of them said.
Making a second, bigger Death Star in ROTJ wasn't the worst of ideas. Darth Smurf probably remembered on Post #675 that they did worse since.
Han's nanosecond-precision-piloting in TFA is the mark he has in common with the greatest geeks and gamers, like perhaps Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid, who twitched exactly right on time for this elimination on Post #691.
Of course it's Jabba-wocky who asserted once and for all that Inserting Jabba in ANH isn't awful on Post #695. Who else?
Shmi's death is a natural part of life. Lady_Belligerent invited us to rejoice for her joining the Force on Post #742.
Rule with RESPECT? Lady_Belligerent has no respect. Look at Post #752 for proof.
Are you an angel? Of course Lordban isn't. See Post #825 for further information.
Jar Jar stepping in Bantha poodoo is just a harmless joke. No, actually, it stinks, Darth Punk, no matter what you had to say on the matter on Post #840.
Lady_Belligerent explained for us all the Prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense on Post #851. Maybe she had a hand in it!
Lady_Belligerent no theenks Jar Jar is awful. Sheesa bombard heesa greatestmost evar on Post #872.
Lordban thinks Removing the Wookiee army from the OT was the right call, according to Post #889. Seriously, in an era of practical effects, do you even realize how much hair would have to be cleaned off clothing and stages?
It certainly isn't an issue that Rey is OP. Why did Lordban even bother bringing it up if he was going to take it down on Post #907?
MACLUNKY! said Jabba-wocky on Post #913 before shooting Han first. It went as well as you could expect!
This time the entire fleet is Death Stars! is JJ Abrams' greatest idea ever and absolutely not ridiculous, at least according to Darth Smurf on Post #914.
The black market is the Villain in BoBF - oh, hi Han! Weren't you a smuggler who shot Greedo first? Darth Smurf reminisced on Post #920.
Mando Fast and Furious style found family thing isn't... Eh, Lordban still hadn't watched a Fast and Furious movie by Post #925.
Lando's Awful Card Cheating Machine isn't the most awful thing about Lando in Solo, as SuperWatto reminded us on Post #927.
Unkilling Darth Maul via a snake butler when some say snake butter would have been better. Anyway, Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid got us rid of this silly notion on Post #945. Or maybe gave it his approval!
The erasure of Yub Nub rejoiced Lordban on Post #948. I hate Ewoks.
Prequels making the Saga about Anakin was how it was always meant to be; so sayeth the Gospel of Darth Smurf on Post #951.
Vader chasing a random YT-1300 for 1 hour in TESB before catching it on Post #961 was anything but random. Also, Lordban isn't Luke's father. Vader is. Silly you.
Pivoting to digital for AOTC was the way of progress, and progress is good, as Darth Smurf rightfully pointed out on Post #1088.
Killing Darth Maul might even stick, this time around. Nothingburger characters dying is the natural order of things, as BookExogorth pointed out on Post #1098.
Luke milking the aquatic cow creature isn't awful. Lordban said so on Post #1246.
Two arrogant dudes of SW77 appearing again in RO blah blah blah Lady_Belligerent blah blah Post #1263 blah.
The power of childish innocence and imagination is Lordban's to command! Or maybe he decided to be childish on Post #1305.
According to his statement on Post #1317; Darth Punk liked The entire plot of TLJ.
Sing along the theme of Leia Poppins with SuperWatto on Post #1381!
Darth Vader building C-3P0 came as anything but a surprise to Lady_Belligerent, who reminded us on Post #1447 that such great evil could only have been the brainchild of even greater evil.
Mando destroying a new secret lab every week is evidence of a great economy, since it means at least one secret lab gets built every week! Read Darth Smurf's magnum opus explaining how it works on Post #1492.
C-3P0 gets its memory erased twice because the plot says so. Darth Smurf didn't lose the plot on Post #1542.
Force DHL! isn't awful. Darth Smurf said so on Post #1650, remembering that it wasn't part of TLJ but of TROS.
The Flying Pear is how Darth Smurf spelled out The Flying Dutchman on Post #1659.
I am Rey Star Wars said Darth Smurf Palpatine on Post #1690.
Poe randomly knows about the Sith when nobody does. Well, Darth Punk knew and they didn't cast him in that role, making TROS either better or awful - debate is on, on Post #1729.
Dexter Jettster picking his butt before handling his customers' food is not recommended by Doctor Darth Punk's script on Post #1757.
Princess Leia's rampant antiwookieeism has been successfully defended by Darth Smurf on Post #1766.
Somehow Green Milk Returned. Then Ramza Skywalker killed it again on Post #1888.
The heartbreaking death of legendary rebel Wade was Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid's fault as he killed again on Post #1890.
Qui-Gon doesn't survive a belly stab, Inquisitors do. Neither survive Darth Punk; see Post #1909.
The New Republic made irrelevant in the ST isn't what happened. It was already irrelevant in ROTJ, as pointed out by Darth Smurf on Post #1920.
An ancient Sith artifact shaped like a modern Death Star ruin is perfectly logical. Hearken to Darth Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid as he explains how Sith can see the future on Post #1968.
Buy books and comics and play Fortnite to follow the ST!! Do like Jabba-wocky advertised on Post #1990and make sure you never miss another nanosecond of Star Wars!
Jedi Rocks! Jedis rock? Eh, let Darth Smurf play with grammar as he likes on Post #2002.
Boba's Vespa Mod Gang street chase isn't awful. mnjedi said so on Post #2025. I have no idea what this even refers to.
Lightsaber Toss Luke is the most creative decision EVER - trust Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid's word for it on Post #2055.
Making a third, even bigger Death Starkiller in TFA was best they could do - said Lady_Belligerent on Post #2087.
May the 4th be with you is a great day - said Darth Smurf the vulture on Post #2246
Kids are good slaves! Rose and Finn, free the horses! - said Darth Punk on Post #2294
Leia slapping Poe was so good that Will Smith had to show it at the Oscars - said Todd the Jedi on Post #2427
Obi Wan is fire resistant - said Lady_Belligerent on Post #2432
10 year old Leia is able to run faster than Ben Johnson on steroids - said Todd the Jedi on Post #2438+
CGI deepfake everyone - said Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid on Post #2491
Reylo is a nice couple - said Darth Smurf on Post #2494
The Jedi were right to accept a clone army - said Darth Smurf on Post #2506
Padme falls, knocks herself out and instantly gets up, because she can - said Lordban on Post #2548
Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter was the best idea ever - said Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid on Post #2567
TheForce.net is the best Star Wars you can find in the world - said Darth Smurf on Post #2568
Canto Bight, free parking for all! - said Todd the Jedi on Post #2575
Midichlorians are cool symbionts - said Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid on Post #2604
Rose saving Finn, 'cause Star Wars is about family - said Todd the Jedi on Post #2633
Reva overtakes Leia in a tunnel without meeting her is plausible - said Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid on Post #2656
Removing any of Padme's sense of agency in ROTS fits perfectly to her character - said Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Vulture_Droid on Post #2661
Making a sequel to Star Wars was the first step to great Star Wars content from Disney - said Darth Smurf on Post #2684
Anakin is 9 in TPM is fine - said Todd the Jedi on Post #2709
Ben Q, the '14 San Jose Sharks blowing a 3-0 lead to the L.A. Kings of TPM - said DarthTunick on Post #2793
Padme falling for Anakin was the beginning of a great romance - said Ava G. on Post #2849
WHATTA MESA - saying Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid on Post #3027
Han was solo so Solo is fine - said Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid on Post#3201
Darth Maul in Solo was the best idea since E.T. being in the PT - said edi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid on Post#3334
Hayden was the best force ghost ever in ROTJ - said Todd the Jedi on Post #3566
Vader's NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! in ROTJ was fine - said Jabba-wocky on Post #3592
Finn on the sidelines isn't a real thing anyway - said Lady_Belligerent on Post #3622


"That was not so bad" count:
19 Darth Smurf
16 Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid
14 Lordban
13 Lady_Belligerent
8 Darth Punk
6 Todd the Jedi
4 Jabba-wocky
3 Jedimarine
2 SuperWatto
2 Sauntaero
1 Ramza
1 Ava G.
1 DarthTunick
1 FatBurt
1 Jedi Knight Fett
1 BookExogorth
1 mnjedi

As of Post #3622.

GAME OVER

Special thanks to
@Diggy for starting this and
@Lordban for running this for 2/3 of the battle

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My huge thanks to @Lady_Belligerent . She put in the most work of any of us. Then she had the insight to make a game within a game: developing funny alternate descriptions for her favorite choice. That made me interested to join in. Beyond all that, she was the best ally I ever had in one of these games. A wholly laudable performance.