JCC ***STAR WARS IS AWFUL: SURVIVAL BATTLE*** LOSER: PADME'S SUS DEATH

The most important thing is that it wasn’t Sheev.

 

i think this was the first time a massively upvoted thing actually hung on to win the battle, so congrats on that feat lady belligerent and to padme's crummy death i guess.

big thanks to darth smurf and lordban for doing all of diggy's dirty work. fun times.

 

Did anybody count how many awful things were nominated? I only put in 2, and they both made it to the final four, so I'm calling that a win.

 

95

 

I also want to give credit to SuperWatto’s “Whatta MEESA Sayin” which caught fire very late and was a real challenge, built solely off his charismatic introduction.

 

Only thing worse than Darth Maul in Solo is Darth Maul in Solo not winning.

 

That one was terrible, too. It should have lasted longer. But ultimately tom’s argument about how easy it was to overlook swayed me.

 

I honestly thought it was going to go on forever.

 

On its own it would have. This ending was forced by the rule changes preventing upvoting.

 

Thanks @Darth Smurf and @Lordban! I feel your pain.

I'm too lazy to do a top 95 but here's our top 10:

1. Padme died because she was sad
2. The sidelining of Finn
3. Vader’s “NOOOOO” in Return Of The Jedi
4. The Hayden Christensen Force ghost in Return Of The Jedi
5. Darth Maul in Solo
6. The origin of the name “Han Solo” in Solo
7. WHATTA MESA SAYING
8. Padme falling for Anakin
9. Never getting to see Ben Quadinaros race
10. Anakin being 9 in The Phantom Menace

 

Give Lucasfilms 6 months to announce that project--and then another 9 to cancel it.

 

Is it over?

 

Imagining an alternate outcome for like everything the character Padme did.

- Contacting Neimoidians with an empty threat
- Sending a decoy before the king of the other half of her world
- Attacking the Theed castle needlessly
- Having decoys killed needlessly
- Falling for Anakin
- Failing to turn up for the vote she was campaigning against
- Dying because she was sad

 

Next Battle...most awful Padme moments...