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SWC Star Wars Puns/Jokes!

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by JAWA64, Feb 25, 2015.

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  1. The Sith Camp

    The Sith Camp Jedi Knight star 4

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    Why does Jango Fett love to go to New Zealand for the occasional holidays?

    Answer: He enjoys a good Haka time and again :)

    - to support my joke :)
     
    The Sith Camp, Sep 11, 2015
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  2. The Sith Camp

    The Sith Camp Jedi Knight star 4

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    Oh - here's one guys - WHY ... is it BAD to have Star Wars Cross Over with DC?

    Answer: It will all fall into the realm ... of DARK-SEID (DARK SIDE) ;)
     
    The Sith Camp, Sep 15, 2015
    #77
  3. Psych_Jedi

    Psych_Jedi Chosen One star 6

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    After being saved by the great Jedi Master, he said "Yoda man!!"
     
    Psych_Jedi, Sep 15, 2015
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  4. The Sith Camp

    The Sith Camp Jedi Knight star 4

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    Hmm - Lightsabers? More like LIFE-SAVERS eh? >:D
     
    The Sith Camp, Sep 16, 2015
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  5. Iron_lord

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    What's Darth Plagueis's favorite song?

    Bad Muun Rising.
     
    Iron_lord , Sep 16, 2015
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  6. PCCViking

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    And what would his favorite Twilight book be?

    New Muun :p
     
    PCCViking , Sep 16, 2015
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  7. Psych_Jedi

    Psych_Jedi Chosen One star 6

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    What is R2-D2's favorite kind of music?

    Electronic

    (I can hear the groans lol)
     
    Psych_Jedi, Sep 16, 2015
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  8. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    Wes Janson the escape pods
     
    Falcon, Sep 16, 2015
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  9. PCCViking

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    A novel about galactic conflicts was written titled: Waru and Peace.
     
    PCCViking , Sep 17, 2015
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  10. Psych_Jedi

    Psych_Jedi Chosen One star 6

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    What do people say to each other on an extremely cold day on the ice planet?

    "Hoth enough for ya?"
     
    Psych_Jedi, Sep 17, 2015
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  11. s_heffley

    s_heffley Chosen One star 7

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    I tried to come up with a joke for the old republic, because I love it so much. This is the best I got....

    Why do you never bring money when you meet with the Jedi grand master? Because satele it.

    If you understand it, I'm so sorry.
     
    s_heffley, Sep 17, 2015
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  12. The Sith Camp

    The Sith Camp Jedi Knight star 4

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    What's Jabba the Hutt's favorite movie?

    Answer: Slave Dancers Gone Wild ...
     
    The Sith Camp, Sep 19, 2015
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  13. Alexrd

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    An HoloNet News reporter asks a scout trooper sniper:

    "What do you feel when you shoot down a rebel?"

    The scout trooper simply replies:

    "Recoil."
     
    Alexrd, Sep 19, 2015
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  14. Psych_Jedi

    Psych_Jedi Chosen One star 6

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    How did the last game of the Sith-Jedi baseball World Series end?

    With a force out.
     
    Psych_Jedi, Sep 21, 2015
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  15. chagrian_scavenger

    chagrian_scavenger Jedi Knight star 1

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    What happened to the two Imperial Officers who went to Darth Vader's Star Destroyer to bring him bad news?

    Needa of them made it out alive.
     
    chagrian_scavenger, Sep 26, 2015
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  16. The Sith Camp

    The Sith Camp Jedi Knight star 4

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    I got one!

    What is a consequence of Disney buying Star Wars?

    Answer: Palpatine will say 'Darth Plagueis was NOT MY TRUE MENTOR! It was ... Walt Disney and Darth Hades ... and that idiot scumbag Darth Maul loser-wannabe? He never existed ... my true Apprentices were Darth Maleficent, Darth Stromboli, Darth Tremaine, Darth Jafar, Darth Ursula, Darth Frollo, Darth Donald, Darth Cruella, Darth Gaston, Darth Shanyu, Darth Yeezma, Darth Horn (Horned King) and so many others...'
     
    The Sith Camp, Sep 28, 2015
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  17. TheSilentInfluence

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    Why was Jabba unhappy?

    Because there was Ziro way he was going to be reinbursed for his money.
     
    TheSilentInfluence, Dec 27, 2015
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  18. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Chosen One star 10

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    What happens when the Organas go to Jail?

    They Get a Bail.
     
    Jedi Knight Fett, Dec 27, 2015
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  19. TheSilentInfluence

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    What happens when the Anakin walks off a cliff?

    He goes Sky-Walkin.
     
    TheSilentInfluence, Dec 27, 2015
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  20. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Chosen One star 10

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    What does Palpatine do when he looses a ring?

    He Sheevs out the Sand.
     
    Jedi Knight Fett, Dec 27, 2015
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  21. PCCViking

    PCCViking 13x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    What happens if a fan angers Darth Vader?

    The Sith hits the fan.
     
    PCCViking , Dec 28, 2015
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  22. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Chosen One star 10

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    What happens when Rey is tanning?

    Reys of light hit her.
     
    Jedi Knight Fett, Dec 28, 2015
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  23. Psych_Jedi

    Psych_Jedi Chosen One star 6

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    What happened when the fresh, raw Episode VIII script got left outside in the sun?

    It spoiled.
     
    Psych_Jedi, Dec 29, 2015
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  24. PCCViking

    PCCViking 13x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    If he talked the talk, will Ewok the walk?
     
    PCCViking , Dec 29, 2015
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  25. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Chosen One star 10

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    What happens when a Sith chokes you

    He does not give a Sith
     
    Jedi Knight Fett, Dec 29, 2015
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