SWC Star Wars Puns/Jokes!

What did Mace Windu say to his fellow Jedi Master?

Yoda man!

 

Some of you may have already seen this.

Edit: Sorry if the image is too big

 

What type of light does Rey bring?

A Rey of sunshine.

 

Who is Kylo Ren's favorite musician?

DJ Snoke

 

What was the ultimate aim of the Resistance against the First Order?

To make the galaxy a Snoke-free zone.

 

Why did the gungan's wife take her husband to communication counselor?

She wanted a Jar-Jar opener.

 

Why did Finn go to Poe for help?

Because he was a poe-sitvely good listener.

 

Um guys ... given the fact how Disney now has Star Wars and Marvel ... and such we POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS have to deal with retconning and such ... does this one count?

So imagine THANOS - he has the INFINITY STAR! So imagine a cross between the Infinity Gauntlet and Death Star basically ... and he casually hurls it about and it causes mere planet / galaxy busting explosions and he makes a remark 'Imperial Sith Technology is CHILD'S PLAY for a Titan ...'

 

Han to his son in the late morning: "Ben, are you still in your bed? Come on, lazy boy, wake up!"
Ben: "Let me sleep. Don't force me to use the Force..."
Han: "Don't you talk to me that way, I'm your father!"
Ben: "You don't scare me..."
Han: "Well...So now I show you how I force you to feel the force to wake up!"
Ben: "I'm not impressed."
Han: (picking up his blaster): "Ookaaay....Which one can I shoot at first? PS4 or Xbox?"
Ben: "N-noo! O-ok! I wake up!"

(Hope you like my joke! )

 

A wookie walks into a bar. He's got a poodle under one arm and a salami in the other. The bartender says....

 

..."What is this, some kind of joke?"

 

LOL this is hilarious!!!!! I'm new to the forums...are there any more threads like this one???

 

I don't know, but some might say there Artoo many droid jokes.

 

is BB hungry?

No BB-8

 

May the speed Force be with you.

 

Why did Skywalker really fix the broken shifter on the swoop bike?

He didn't want to end up owin' Lars.

 

Snoke keeps asking his apprentice, "Ren are you going to kill Han Solo?"