Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Ezra: Hey Sabine

Sabine: What?

Ezra: This is my first time
( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
riding a chopper

 

(Melody of Gaston)
Saxon: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
Mandalorian: Darn right.
Saxon: No one says "no" to Saxon! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
Mandalorain: More beer?
Saxon: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
Mandalorian: Who, you? Never! Saxon, you've got to pull yourself together. Gosh it disturbs me to see you,Saxon. Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry warrior here'd love to be you, Saxon
Even when taking your lumps There's no man in Sundari as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why
No one's shots as Saxon's
No one's jetpacks as Saxon's
No one's armor is as incredibly thick as Saxon's !

 

♫"It's fun to stay at the Y.... M.... C... A..."♫

 

"I'm a little astromech, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout..."

 

Huh, that's much better than mine. Well played.

 

♫ Rah rah, ah ah ah ah...ro-ma, ro-mamaa.
Gaga ooh-la-la...want your bad romance! ♪

 

Hondo: Here we are! That Smuggler from Corellia said that the Ark of the Canon is somewhere in this room.
Azmorigan: He is more than a low life smuggler. He has a doctorate.
Hondo: I don't know what that means.

 

That belongs in a museum!

 

"And NOW, Agent Kallus, with my considerable months of planning and by analysis of your Grade 3 crayon drawings, I have sunk your battleship!"
"..... Tarkin, can we try a different Team Building Exercise now?"

 

Konstantine: What's this? Have we located the rebel base?
Thrawn: No, even better. At 0400 hours, our probe droids reported a sighting of the Mandalorian food truck we've been searching the galaxy for. Everybody, to the shuttle!

 

Gar Saxon: You've betrayed us Sabine! You've disgraced the very Mandalorian name!
Sabine: I disgraced it? I wasn't the one who cried when their favorite stuffed Bantha toy was destroyed!
Gar Saxon: Hey! Don't you dare say anything bad about Mr. Huggykins! We've been through a lot together!

 

Mando: Everybody was Kung Fu fighting...
Sabine: Not that song again.
Mando: Ain't that just a kick in the head?
Sabine: Grrrr...enough Dean Martin.
Mando: I can't help getting my kicks on Route 66...
Sabine: Someone shut him up now.

 

"Ohh Clickbait! A quiz! Which Disney animated character are you?"

 

Thrawn: Mmmm a Nigerian prince wants me to send him 14,000,000 dollars to his home in Nigeria. I have never heard of this Nigerian system until now. Most curious. And this word "dollars..." I have a feeling it is some rebel code and that this Nigerian prince is simply another rebel sympathizer. I shall analyze this message thoroughly.

 

Thrawn: So this is what I need to use for the Quantum Leap reboot, so I can tell Sam what he needs to fix.

 

Thrawn: Wait this tells me I am 100% Thrawn. What a bogus quiz that was.
Mysterious voice: (Laughter) I own everything! I own you and your entire Franchise, I also own Marvel, ABC, Pixar and hell I own ESPN and that makes no god damn sense! Its a Sports channel and has nothing to do with any of my previous buys or brand choices!
Thrawn: What?

Need to play New Vegas intensifies

 

I WANT SOME COOKIES NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I wonder what this button does...

 

Pryce: What happened?
Thrawn: A sign lit up saying "Please do not press this button again".

 

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 erm...I mean...190mph-You're gonna see some serious Bantha Poodoo



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Thrawn: "I enjoy a holographic bubble bath as much as the next guy, but I do hope we have a big enough budget for actual water next season."
Imperial dude: "That's a negative, sir."

 

Thrawn: My analysis of Rebel Pilot Hera Syndulla indicates she has a strong affinity to flight. She won't be able to resist taking a swig of my fizzy lifting drink and float right into the industrial fan above that will cut her apart, piece by piece.

 

"Don't talk to me or my son ever again."

 

Ah yes, the Grand Admiral is allowing the rebels to escape unharmed, just like he does 98% of the time.

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