Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Maketh: So I see you are in a bit of situation with that chess game you are playing with the Inquisitor. Tell me, is this how you decide who goes after the rebels next?
Kallus: (mumbles) I am merely luring the Inquisitor into a trap, and the same with the rebels.......
Maketh: Oh yes, I see it has been working well so far.

 

Ezra: You are lucky i'm on the light side fool.

 

A moment later Senator Gall Trayvis spontaneously combusted.

 

The Force is with you, Ezra Bridger. But you are not a Jedi yet.

 

Inquisitor: "I just ripped a good one"

 

*finishes monologue* "OH **** AM I THE BAD GUY?"

 

Maketh Tua: I'm still not over the cancellation of The Clone Wars.
Kallus: I feel your pain. I'm still not over the cancellation of Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County.

 

Hera: "Our first priority after making it out of here is to find a new change of clothes."

 

And suddenly it dawned on Ezra. The guide from the temple could still be watching him.

 

So is this a sewer joke, or a joke about them all apparently only having one set of clothes?

 

Both!

 

I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a blaster bolt gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot. There's one thing I do know, and that is that I love you, Maketh. In spite of you and me and the whole silly galaxy going to pieces around us, I love you. Because we're alike. Bad lots, both of us. Selfish and shrewd. But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names.

 

I'm sure it is already, but that needs to be a ship.

 

Where Will You Be When Diarrhea Strikes ?

 

Makallus? Kalleth? Yeah, I'm shipping this now.

I have a problem.

 

It's funny 'cause they're in a sewer!

 

Hera: "Don't move Ezra! It's vision's based on movement; it can't see us if we don't move!"

 

Sabine: This is a stickup—oh, hey there Ezra!
Ezra: Sabine?
Sabine: This is a stickup.

 

Inquisitor: "Is this my good side?"
Kanan : "When I'm done with you you won't have a good side!"

 

"Uh, Tarkin, I thought we went through this cosplaying phase"

 

That helmet does look a bit odd on him.

(Wait, since when have you been a Darth?)

 

Tarkin: So what do you think of my General Veers cosplay outfit, Jedi?
Kanan: Um... well, for starters, I think the rank insignia is too high...

 

Maketh Tua: Tell me the truth, you go to a stylist for those muttonchops don't you?
Kallus: They're called sideburns. Sideburns damn it!
Maketh:.....
Kallus: I never bring up your hat do I?

 

Ezra: So that's a no on the cofee, right?
Sabine: What? No; pointing guns is how I say yes.