Games Star Wars Text Adventure

>hide under a TIE fighter

 

V-2
>Give gun to Zabrak

Remember, both of your E-11 blaster rifles have power cells, but no plasma cartridges. The Zabrak takes a blaster from you. "Thanks. We'd better split. If you're going to charge up, I'd do it now."

The hovering TIE seems to be descending to a spot between the inactive TIEs. Basically, right where you're standing.



I Are The Internets
>ask what the Zabrak's name is

"Hey, what's your name anyway?" you ask.

Hesitant at first, the Zabrak finally answers. "You can call me... Zan... Zan Sey." He pauses. "What about you... Jedi?" He put much emphasis on the word 'Jedi'.

Hovering TIE distance: 25 feet. About to land.



Jordan1Kenobi
>hide...

You dive beneath a TIE fighter just before the hovering vessel lands. Zan Sey follows suit and hides under the other inactive TIE.

The hovering TIE fighter lands.

 

>tell Zan that your name is Bob Johnson, but to call you Master Johnson

 

You carefully sneak over to the other inactive TIE, so you can talk to Zan. "My name is Bob Johnson. You can call me Master Johnson."

"Bob? Johnson?" The Zabrak appears puzzled. "I've not heard these names anywhere in the galaxy."

The TIE fighter's pilot is disembarking.

 

>throw lightsaber at the pilot

 

how wude.

it might have been easier to hitch a ride with the pilot..... but I digress........

 

>tell pilot it was just an accident and ask for a ride

 

>ask for ride with force suggestion

 

Jordan1Kenobi
>throw lightsaber at the pilot

You launch your emerald blade towards the pilot as he goes to inspect the output stations.

Your light side points have diminished. (-1) The pilot wasn't a threat yet.



I Are The Internets
>tell pilot it was just an accident and ask for a ride

You come out of your hiding place. "It was just an accident! Can you give us a ride?"

The pilot turns to face you, but your saber wrecks him before he can speak. Your hilt returns to your hand.

Pilot defeated.



benknobi1
>ask for ride with force suggestion

The pilot is out cold. Through the force, you suggest 'Can you give us a ride? You will give us a ride.' Nothing happens.

You notice that the sky has become orange-yellow. Evening approaches.

 

>force learn how to fly a tie from the pilot's mind. should be easier now that he's out cold.

 

>mourn your stupid mistake with great tears of sadness

 

benknobi1
>force learn how to fly a tie from the pilot's mind. should be easier now that he's out cold.

Even with the force, it could take several hours. Besides, you're unsure if you've learned that skill. Nevertheless, you place your hands upon the pilot's forehead and go into a deep meditation. Distractions will slow the process even more.

"What are you doing?" asks Zan. "Isn't that YOUR ship?" He points to the southwest corner of the hangar bay, near the oval transparisteel window.



I Are The Internets

 

>go to my ship

 

>do a little dance for finding my ship

 

>ask if I can touch the Zabrak's horns

 

benknobi1
>go to my ship

Well, you are unsure if it's YOUR ship, but it's a Jedi starfighter. Zan Sey assumes that it's yours.

You and Zan walk over to the Jedi starfighter. It sits next to a large oval transparisteel window, which offers a view of the outdoors.



I Are The Internets
>do a little dance for finding my ship

You begin to dance. Zan feels awkward as he watches.

You actually found this ship ages ago. The description of the Imperial Hangar Bay clearly stated that a Jedi starfighter was parked in the southwest corner.

Outside, a pack of mynocks fly by the window.



benknobi1
>ask if I can touch the Zabrak's horns

Awkward.

"Hey Zan, mind if I touch your horns?"

"Why?"

 

>tell him "Because I just want to", then look out the window.

 

"I just want to," you tell the Zabrak.

"Well," he ponders. "You DID save me... fine, but make it quick."

You look out the window.

Mountain View
Mountainous terrain stretches in all directions. Judging by the distant peaks, you assume that you're many miles above sea level. The orange-yellow sky is dotted with pinkish clouds, especially near the peaks. Packs of mynocks soar through the ravines and canyons. You notice a metallic pathway jutting out from the imperial complex below. It must be accessible from the lower levels. It leads into the nearest mountain. This world reminds you of the planet Kejim.

 

>get into the Jedi starfighter

 

>Begin takeoff sequence

(Windows loading screen magically appears )

 

>turn on the radio for some tunes

 

Jordan1Kenobi
>get into the Jedi starfighter

Luckily, the cockpit hatch is already open. You enter the Jedi starfighter.

Jedi Starfighter Cockpit
Instantly, you feel a connection with the vessel. However, the force says that you never owned this ship. These starfighters are quite rare during the current era. (12 ABY) Perhaps the Imperial Remnant considers the craft valuable.

You're unfamiliar with many of the controls, and the ship seems to be inoperable. You notice a red and silver astromech droid attached to the wing socket. The droid appears to be deactivated.

The piloting seat is quite comfortable. You notice a storage compartment at the top of the front instrument panel.



Jedi Gunny
>Begin takeoff sequence

Nice try, but you do not have a working knowledge of the ship's systems. Besides, the ship has no power.

Then, strangely enough, you recall something that you extracted from the TIE pilot's mind. The owner of the Jedi starfighter is being held captive at the East Crate Room.



I Are The Internets
>turn on the radio for some tunes

You find the 'radio' but there's no power. It's been a while since you've heard the classics... Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, Max Rebo, and Sy Snootles. As a matter of fact, you can't get 'Lapti Nek' out of your head.

 

I'm gonna start making my way to the lower levels so I can get to the nearest mountain.

>activate the Astromech droid

 

>sing out loud for all to hear

 

Jordan1Kenobi
>activate the Astromech droid

You exit the cockpit and stand upon the starfighter's wing.

You're not familiar with this astromech model. The red and silver top of the droid resembles the dome of an R2 unit. Sure enough, you find the activation switch.

Zan Sey calls to you from below. "That's an R4-P-series astromech droid. They haven't made those since the last years of the Galactic Republic."

Again, you find it odd to discover something so rare in this time period. (12 ABY) You flip the activation switch.

The droid begins to warble and beep while its dome-shaped head pivots around in a frantic manner.



I Are The Internets
>sing out loud for all to hear

You belt out a splendid rendition of 'Lapti Nek' complete with dance moves.

You've made quite the first impression on the droid. It bleeps as if laughing at you.

Zan just rolls his eyes. He's already used to this behavior. "Enough, Master Johnson! Let's get going."