Star Wars 'Underwear' lines.....

In the spirit of cheese, pants, and toilet paper, just post underwear in the quotes.....

Anakin: I hate underwear. It's coarse, irritating, and gets everywhere...

 

"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough"

"What is it?"

"It's your father's underwear"

 

Darth Vader "You have constructed yourself a new pair of underwear. Indeed your underwear is as powerful, as the Emperor has forseen."

Ciou-See the Sig

 

"The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen...begun, this underwear war, has."

- Bjork,

 

"Strike me down with your underwear, and your journey to the dark side will be complete."

 

OBI: Dont lose youre underwhere! youre underwhere is your life!

 

"No, Luke... I am your underwear...."

 

Luke: "They claim to be the property of Obi-Wan Kenobi."

Obi-Wan: "Can't seem to remember ever owning a pair of underwear"

 

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[li][i]"The Bra can have a strong influence on the weak-minded."[/li]
[li]"Don't try to frighten us with your underwear's ways, Lord Vader."[/li]
[li]"There is a great disturbance in my underwear."[/i][/li][hr][/blockquote]
;)

 

Anakin:"Just being around Padme's underwear again is intoxicating"

 

Obi 1 : You have made a commitment to the underwear a commitment not easily broken.

 

Well thats the real trick isn't it? And it'll cost you a little extra. 10,000. All in advance.--Solo

10,000?! We could almost by our own underwear for that!--Luke

I'll put a price on your underwear you won't be able to go near a civilized system.--Jabba

Boy, you said it Chewie. Luke, where did you dig up that old underwear?

Look sir! Underwear!--Trooper on Tattooine

 

"I killed them. I killed them all. And not just the boxers. But the bras and the panties too! They're like underwear and I slaughtered them like underwear! I hate them!!!"

 

obi-one---


I have a bad feeling about underwear...

Qui- keep your concentration here and now were it should be ( OR WHATEVER HE SAID)

Obi-one---

But master yoda said I should be mindfull of the underwear...

 

mudhole? Slimy? My underwear this is!

All you need is love!

 

"3PO hand me that underwear....ok...now I'm gonna put these on you"

 

Yoda: Lost his underwear Master Obi-Wan has, how embarassing, how embarrasing...

 

Vader: You don't know the power of the underwear!

 

Uh...negative, negative, we have a large underwear leak here, give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.

Oh! The underwear chute was a wonderfull idea. What an uncredible smell you've discovered.

Now your highness we will discuss the location of your hidden underwear.

You look strong enough to pull the underwear of a Gundark.

NOW! Release your trousers! Only your underwear can destroy me!

What if he doesn't survive? his underwear is worth alot to me.

Han: Good. How far is it? Ask him. We need some fresh supplies too. And try and get our underwear back.

Commander: He was armed only with this.

Vader: Good work commander. Leave us. Conduct your search and bring his underwear to me.

 

Vader: I see you have constructed a new pair of underwear. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful as the boxers have forseen.

 

emperor: now, i will show you the full potental of this fully operational underwear!YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY!

vader: LUKE! I AM YOUR UNDERWEAR!
LUKE: NOO!


maul--- Atlast, we will reveal ourselves to the jedi. atlast we will have underwear!

watto: ONLY UNDERWEAR! No underwear, no parts, no deal!

obiwan--- You were right master, the underwear was short...

quigon--- It's an underwear army!

anikan--- UNDERWEAR's HOLDING ME BACK!

cloner--- We have been expecting you master underwear....

cloner--- boba? is your underwear here?
boba--- yea...

obiwan--- have you ever been far in the core worlds? as far as, mabie, underwear?

 

This is HILARIOUS! I was laughing so much I nearly passed out!
Yoda: Seeing you again brings warm feelings to my underwear.

 

Ummm, this is great, but I think it goes better with 'pants'.
So I'm gonna use the 'pants' if nobody minds....

Vader: I find your lack of pants disturbing.
Vader: There will be a substatial reward for the one who finds my pants.

 

Luke--- Thats right r2, We're goin to the underwear system

obiwan--- this can't be right! these underwear readings are off the charts!

a pilot--- enemy underwear, strait ahead!

Lando--- what? I should be able to get a reading on that underwear up OR down!

Lando--- How could they be jaming us if they don't know we're.... coming? ALL UNDERWEAR, PUL UP!PULL UP!!!

a guy--- the underwear is two meters across so u should be able to destroy it with one shot...

Luke--- underwear is on that ship... I can sence it....

Solo--- WHO'S underwear?

solo--- I didn't hit it hard so it must have had an underwear system...

vader--- ...mabie your.....underwear....you have baby underwear....
luke--- NOOO!!!!!

Solo--- c'mon kid, lets blow this underwear and get outa here!

 

Anakin: Master Obi-Wan why are you wearing heart boxers again?
Obi-Wan: (Grins) I thought it might impress Dorme!
Aankin: Oh god! No offense Master but you are hopeless when it comes to women!