Star Wars "Yo momma" Jokes

Yo Momma
Osama
In Bed
With Jabba

 

*In my best Jeff Foxworthy impresion*...
"If she's in the shower, and finds a speeder bike in one of her rolls... your mama might be fat!"

 

come on guys... keep um coming!

 

Yo momma's so smelly it would make a Hutt smell good.

 

Yo momma is so dumb she makes Gungans look smart.

 

'Cmon, I'm surprised no one's done a version of this one yet...

"Yo mama so stupid, she think the Force is yo daddy..."

...just don't tell that one to Anakin.

 

Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought a red lightsaber was an red chili and ate it.

 

Yo momma's so fat....

The Millenium Falcon can hide in her belly-button.

 

Yo momma so fat, she is Jabba!

Yo momma so dumb, she is Jar Jar!

Yo momma so smelly, she is poodoo!

 

Yo momma is so stupid, Jar Jar can even beat her in a mental retarded slap fight. Wow...

Yo momma is so fat, The Whole Death Star can use her as a protection shield.

Yo momma is so smelly, even Banthas want to run away from her as fast as possible.

 

Yo momma is so fat...

You have to make two lightspeed jumps just to get on her good side.

 

Yo momma is so fat...

You have to make two lightspeed jumps just to get on her good side.

I do believe we've all been served...

 

Yo momma's so big....

When she tripped in Mos Eisley, she landed in Mos Espa.

 

Yo momma's so hairy....

She looks like she has two Ewoks in a headlock.

 

Yo momma so fat...when she farts, scientists on Tatooine think the star around Coruscant just went super nova.

 

Yo momma is so fat she makes Jabba look like Calista Flockhart.

 

Yo momma's so fat, they call her blatter "Kamino".

 

Yo mamma's so fat that the Sarlacc rejected her as a dinner.....

 

Yo mammas so fat that when she worked as an Imperial Royal Guard, Emperor Palpatine thought that she was the Kool-Aide Man.


(Yo Mamma: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

Yo mama is so fat, she did the kessul run instantly because she is on both sides of it.

 

Your momma is so fat, everyone thought she was a new planet in the galaxy.

 

Yo momma is so fat....

She uses wampas as tampons.

Okay, I've gone too far....

 

that's gross!



Yo mommas so stupid, she needs C3PO to speak her native language.

 

Yo momma is so stupid, not even the tusken raiders can understand her.

 

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a garbage mashers because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so fat she went to the Coruscant theatre and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do Banthas.

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Death Star!

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, it looks like Ewoks having a party when she talks.

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.