STEVE THE DELL COMPUTER GUY: Charming Spokesperson or Annoying Geek?

"And from what I hear, the reason he was given a girlfriend in one of the latest commercials is because he was seen as something of a gay icon. Just a little bit of trivia for all of you."

Yes... really pisses me off, too. Damn heteros can't acknowledge a goofy guy unless there's some overt way for them to sympathize with him.

Apparently, judging by you "annoying geeks," he's the Jar Jar of TV commercials.

YOUSA GETTING A DELL, MESA TINKS!!!

 

steve sucks

 

Amazing is correct.

 

I don't know why, but I love him

 

Did anyone else notice the rather large, dark circles under Steve's eyes in those commercials where he was sitting on the couch? He looked like he'd been a party animal the night before filming!!!!

 

Actually, they made him try out the Dells. You know, eight hours straight of turning the computer on and off. Why do you think he acts as horribly as he does?

See, if I was an actor, I'd be as horrible for the same reason.

 

R2: Beep beep chirp...
C3PO: You're right R2, that Steve fellow is rather odd.

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Stormtrooper to Vader: "The Death Star plans are not in the Dell computer"
Vader: "Commander tear this ship apart until you find those plans...and bring me Steve. I want him alive!

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Han: "It'll take a few moments to get the coordinates from the Nava computer."
*enters Steve*
Steve: "Dude, you could have gotten those coordinates a lot sooner if you had upgraded to the Pentium 4 processor and 64MB video card!"
Obi-Wan (mutters to self): "And I see you still have Windows 95."
Steve: "If you order a Dell now, you can opt for a free scanner or printer! Just use this special order code...where did I put that?"
Han: "Look kid, I'm a little busy right now..."

I'd better stop before this gets out of hand.

 

ROTFLMAO! Those were GREAT Darthphelps!

 

boy, this dude sucks!

what's with the vorizon chap, peeps?

 

Basil, are you British?

 

Can you hear me know?

So very annoying.

Dell kid.

Punk.

Tha only Verizon commercial I like is tha one with tha "box" deal.

"Check it out, cats and kittens."

Cracks me up.

 

General Dodonna: The target area is only two meters wide.

Wedge: That's impossible, even for a computer!

Steve: But not for this new Dell Laptop, which will rest easily in your Snubfighter's cockpit. Order now and you'll have it before the Death Star is in range!

 

Oddly enough, stationed overseas we cannot see commercials because of international laws that state that the US cannot advertise in other countries. So instead, we get educational commercials (about the history of the US and such, and those old cartoons where they sing "I'm a bill, oh I'm just a bill, sittin' here on Capitol Hill").

I would kill to see a regular commercial, no matter how annoying. It's the worst during the Super Bowl.

 

Cigam, that's another great one.

I'm telling you, if Lucas and Dell got together, the commercials we've written on this thread will sell MILLIONS of Dell computers!

 

Trooper: Sir there is no sign of the rebles.

Vader: Find them those plans are very important to me.

(Steve wanders in from background and takes off his helmet)

Steve: Dude if you had a Dell those Rebels would have never gotten your plans because with a Dell protecting your files is as east as 1...2...3...

(Steve wanders off)

Vader: You there! Bring this Dell... To me now!


--SITH--[||||]--DEWD--

 

Steve + Star Wars = bad. The very thought fills me with rage.

Amazing.

 

Qui-Gon: I'm the Ambassador of the Supreme Chancellor, and I'm taking these people to Coruscant.

Battle Droid: Where are you taking them?

Qui-Gon: To Coruscant.

Battle Droid: That uh...doesn't compute.

Steve: But with your new Dell, computing who's on your side and who's a lying Jedi Scumbag is easy! Call today and get a free Droidka or Optical Mouse!

Battle Droid: Uh wait, you're under arrest!

 

Rebel Guy: Your Highness, there's nothing more we can do tonight. The shield doors must be closed. Close the doors.

Threepio: Artoo says the chances of surviving are 725 to 1. Actually, Artoo has been known...to make mistakes. From time to time...
Steve: If you had a new Dell desk top with the pentium...
Leia: Throw him outside too.
<they do so, doors slam shoot Chewie roars in approval>
Stve: Dude, this is colder then hell.

 

Vader: I don't want the Emperor's prize damaged. We will test it...

Boba Fett: On captain Solo?

Vader: No. On this Steve person. Put him in!

Boba Fett: He's no good to me...dead or alive.

Vader: Take him to the Gateway Guild. They will be glad to be rid of his efforts for their competition.

 

Steve is mildly annoying. However,the Verizon guy should be put out of our misery!

 

Owen: I need you to stay here and work on the vaporators.

Luke: But I was planning on going to Tochi Station to pick up some power converters!

Steve: You know, with the new Dell computer, you get technical service and help lines, 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Owen: Really, it's that easy?

Steve: Sure is, all you have to do is call!

//cuts to three hours later. Steve is seen in chains, working on the moisture farm.

Glad to see this thread is still active.

 

hmmmm...















I didn't realize until now I have DELL.

 

Imperial Officer: The Death Star Plans are not in the main computer.

Vader: Commander, tear this ship apart until you find those plans, and bring me the princess, I want her alive.

*Vader Turns, sees Steve*

Steve: With a new Dell with a spacious 40 gigabyte hard drive, you'd have plenty of space to store your Death Star Plans, plus backup your Sith Holocrons...

Vader: Don't be to proud of this technelogical terror you've constructed.

Steve: This Dell is now the ultimate system at the most unbeatable price! I suggest you use it!

Vader: I find you disturbing.

 

hmmm... My emachine can destroy a Dell

 

Han: Deck officer! Declk officer! Have you seen Steve? My Dell is shorting out!

Deck officer: No, it's possible he came in through the South Entrance.

Han: It's possible? Why don't you go find out, it's getting dark out there!