"Stupidity for all Occasions-The Quotable Trioculus"

By the way How long would it take for a piece of the death star to float all the way to calamari and crash onto the planet? What is the odd of that happening? That's got to be a one in a billion shot.

 

I think it's surmised that the peace of junk floated through some kind of anomaly,and appeared on the other side of the Galaxy.

But what are the chances it would land on Mon Calamari?

 

Wormhole, Eh? That was my second theory, at least what I can remember reading in the only book of the series that I have read. That being the first book of the series, Godv.

Well does that mean that Alderran could have been blasted into an anomoly and is still alive and well in Waru's universe?

The rocks in alderaan grave yard are really pieces of warus universe?

Oh never mind I don't want think about it.

 

Shhhh,don't give potential hack writers that might write in the EU,any ideas Valiento.

 

What was your first theory?

 

Oh gosh, I remember those weird books.
Well, on the goodshipmoffinpop did they
have moffins for breakfast?

I did not say that! It was King Kai! He made me say that!

 

LOL(Though It might be somewhat interesting if done right, if leia was to somehow get a letter from beyond the grave from her adopted father from another universe, but I digress.)

first theory was the piece blasted through space until it landed on mon calimari, you read it above.

 

I never actually heard that a peice of Death Star debris smacked into the mon cal home planet. But then again, i've never read these pre-bantam books you people are quoting, and I hope to god I never do.

Matt Trias, you said "I think it's surmised that the peace of junk floated through some kind of anomaly,and appeared on the other side of the Galaxy. "

but I was of the understanding that wormhole couldn't exist due to the fact that a wormhole would be, theoretically, comprised of a black and a white hole which linked up. And a white hole is (supposedly) an impossible phenomenon.

but then again, you'd think that another impossible phenomenon would be people actually writing things like "Not at all unattractive, considering that she's a Rebel Alliance woman with only two eyes" and thinking they could get away with it.

 

Did the author's do well writing when they wrote for transformers?-

 

Don't ask me.I'm just saying what the books said.

But I suppose there could be other reasons for a wormhole,that are beyond our science.

For a further look into the moffpidity of these books,look in the thread"When authors can't be clever,or rants by yours truly"

 

Mesa do not know.Transformers was big on action short on story for the most part.

Comic were better.

 

I can't believe Paul graduated at Princeton and .Paul studied writing and directing at American Film Institue in LA.

I guess Ben Franklin was right when he said imagination was more important then education....well something like that.In the Hollace's case it's true.

Their first book was published in 1986 "The Fires of Pele a fantasy bookabout Mark Twain in Hawaii.....hmmmmm I'm going to look that up on Amazon.com.......

 

I found it.Someone gave it FIVE stars......I'm almost tempted to buy it,just to see if it really is any good.......

 

Well, I don't know about your oppinions but I would say that they have severely warped sinces of imagination. Almost Drug induced Imho, from what I know of this series.

***** (five stars)It's like Hawaii's "Wizard of Oz" starring Mark Twain, October 5, 1999
Reviewer: John Cheevers (roswellufo@aol.com) from Los Angeles Presented as Mark Twain's Legendary Lost Journal, the story reads as if actually told by Twain, but it's the authors artistry that makes it sound like Twain is speaking. This is the adventure Twain might have had in Hawaii if he could have entered a world of fantasy and met the mythological creatures there. Charming illustrations of Menehunes by MAD's Sergio Aragones, plus some special effects photos of Moho the god of steam and others. It's like Hawaii's "Wizard of Oz" starring Twain.

 

Alot of imagination in many books can be considered drug induced.

This stuff is just insipid.

 

I would say Hambly's talking plants in CotJ could be drug induced....not to mention Dyzm the mutated radioactive entre.

 

Well we see there are fans of the GoDV cycle on amazon that give the books 3-5 stars each, that is a pretty decent cult following considering the amount who hate the books here. But then again most are young kids that enjoy children's books.

 

I only get seven books by them.

6 are SW GoDV series.

And the other is the Fires of Pele.

 

That's pretty sad.

They're probaly sleeping i a box right about now.

 

They are probably making movies for tv that we are not aware of.

 

Right out of the internet white pages, what is the odds? It has to be them. That and it is the only Hollace davids in the US listed. They obviosly aren't living in a box.

Davids, Hollace
435 Holland Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90042-3255

Davids, Paul J
435 Holland Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90042-3255

want to contact them right now with hate mail, fan mail, or death threats. j/k. Well maybe you can write to find out what they're up too. If you want their phone numbers go to www.whitepages.com and search for them.

They aren't living in a box unless that is the adress of Trashben with telphone hook ups.

 

Better take that down....otherwise tomorrow headlines might be

"down on their luck authors killed by rabid mob of SW fans"

 

Is it against Tfn to list information Like that? IF so, I will take it down imediatly.

 

Uhhhmmm no.

I was just joking.

 

Ok, good. I don't want his lordship, Darth Ludicrous to ban me to the pits of moffel, . I thought you were joking anyways, just wanted to make sure I wasn't breaking some uknown rule.