Games SW Photo Caption Game

You're lucky you don't taste very good, George.

 

Lucas: I said pull my finger, not suck it, you perv!

 

This alien seems to enjoy the taste of human. ©Galactic Geographic

 

Greedo: (Pointing pistol and in Dirty Harry style) A man's gotta know his limitations.
George: Yes, and your limitation is that there's only one airway in that suit and I have my finger over it.

 

GL: "You have failed me for the last time extra in the Greedo suit. I keep telling you that HE shoots first! I will now block the air from your mask & kill you with one swift stroke"

 

*(sighs deeply thinking to himself) Is this really what my life has come down to? After four years at Julliard I'm playing a green space creature who is trying to extract money from someone in a bar named, OMG, of all things: Greed-o. Did this guy really name him that? Ugh. How painfully obvious is that?. And the person I am trying to retrieve the money from is sort of the loner/ rogue type, and he named him...Solo? I mean how long did it take him to think that one up? Well, hopefully forty years from now no one will even remember any of this. (chuckles to himself)*

 

Here's my ineligible offering.

GL: (In Huttese; subtitled) Going somewhere, Greedo?

Greedo: Yes, George. I was just going to see Harrison. Tell him I've got this.

GL: It's too late. You should have shot first when you had the chance. Harrison's put a price on your role so large, every actor in the galaxy will be auditioning. I'm lucky I got here first.

Greedo: You? You're going to play Greedo? But you're not an actor!

GL: If you would have shot first, I wouldn't have to.

Greedo: But it just doesn't make any sense! Listen George...

GL: We're through with you! We have no use for actors who alter their scenes at the first sign of an implausible plot.

Greedo: Even I have integrity sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

 

Happy Tuesday, everyone...it's time to announce this week's winner!

The winning caption for Round 5 is...




"Look, buddy, I know you're lonely...but seriously, back off."


Congratulations to Bail B. Baobab!

Spoiler: The time has come Bail B. Baobab, Execute Round 6

 

Nice! Congrats Bail.

'Execute Round 6.' Good one, Penny!

 

Thank you, thank you. And now, without further ado, I present Order Round Sixty-six:

 

I'll swap you this hippy Ewok for those awesome sunnies, Alec.

 

I can't think of a caption yet but that is an adorable photo.

 

Obi-Wan: [as Luke sits upon a Tatooine rock while holding a young girl] Rest easy, son. You've had a busy day. You're fortunate to be all in one piece.

Luke: Ben? Ben Kenobi? Boy, am I glad to see you.

Obi-Wan: The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly. Tell me, young Luke, what brings you out this far?

Luke: [indicating child] This little girl. She's searching for her stolen sunglasses. I've never seen such determination in a child before. Ah, she claims they were taken by an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know what she's talking about?

Obi-Wan: [dishonestly] Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan... No, that's a name I've never heard of. Ever.

Luke: I think my uncle knows him. He said he was an exceptional thief.

Obi-Wan: Oh, I wouldn’t know anything about that.

Luke: So you really don’t know him?

Obi-Wan: I said NO! Now back off already!

Luke: [dryly] You know… you ARE wearing sunglasses right now.

Obi-Wan: By the stars! Can’t a guy own a pair of sunglasses on Tatooine! There ARE two suns for bantha’s sake!

 

Hamill: "So do you think that guy behind us looks more like Bob Dillon or Sonny Bono?"
Guinness: "[sigh] I told you, I am not going to play your childish games"

 

Macky D I can't be the baby daddy. She your kid and you gotta deal with her.

Foo she you problem now. I just got the rights to a rad film called da star wars.

 

"The posts are strooong for this photo. A powerful winner someone will become."

-Spectator Sidious ​

 

"Alec come on! You've been sitting on the toilet for an hour! Will you break it off already!? I really need to go"

 

How about Gabe Kaplan from "Welcome Back, Kotter" with the Jew-fro over Luke's left shoulder?

(Not my entry. Just wanted to point that out!)

 

Mark: Bet you were surprised to see her climb out of R2-D2 and throw a pie at you! Good prank, huh?
Alec:...

 

Luke: You want me to read to my daughter? But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up some...
Ben: Zip it!

 

I hope you guys don't mind me posting something from the last round, but I just thought of something I had to post.

"Is good. I like."

 

...every time I read this.

Brilliant Blue Ice Cream.

 

I know the contest is over for this one I just found this thread last night but I saw this and immediately thought of this caption

"Who's got two thumbs and a case of Colt 45? This guy!"

 

*unable to continue to endure the sizzling daily desert winds, Luke collapses and has a severe
heat stroke, then struggles to speak in a low whisper before his final breath*

Luke: Obi-Wan promise...promise me you will train the girl. She is the Chosen One. She will bring balance. Train her.

Obi-Wan: Oh, for the love of the Force, not again. Why me?

 

"Sorry Ben, I read the script your future doesn't look too bright you can take those shades off now"