Tell Sanct about your most recent ownage moment.

So anyway, yeah. I think the title is pretty self-explanatory. Here's mine.

I was playing the PC version of Halo earlier this afternoon: 5-on-5 Team Slayer in Blood Gulch. We were locked in a tie, 46-46. Myself and three of my teammates were approaching the blue base in a rocket 'Hog. I'm in the side seat with an assault and sniper rifle. Unfortunately, the rocket turret is insanely innacurate. All our frustrated gunner had done so far was send another rocket 'Hog spiraling through the air.

Suddenly, our gunner gets sniped. The sniper rushes my side of the vehicle with a pistol. I took his shields down with the assault rifle, then, when he was inches out of splatter range, I meleed with the assault rifle. His lifeless body falls over backwards.

A grenade goes off under our vehicle, demoting me to three bars of health; my driver to one. As the Warthog spins through the air, I switch back to the sniper rifle and zero in on an enemy at the roof of the base. I slap my finger down on the left mouse button. A sniper rifle goes into his hands, then falls out as I nail a headshot on him. From a moving vehicle.

Double Kill!

The Warthog landed upside down in the middle of a intersection of fire. My driver had been thrown out a second earlier, and the 'Hog crushes him. I'm thrown out into the middle of an intersection of assault rifle and pistol fire. I zoom in on an enemy coming around the left side of the base. I insert a 14.5x114mm APFSDS round into his forehead.

Triple Kill!

I get hit my more assault rifle fire; my health drops to one bar. I jump backward over the Warthog, to find another guy approaching from my left, blasting away. I take aim. Another shot hits me.

Killtacular!

Game over.

 

Isn't there already an "Ownage or best go down fighting" topic?

I don't have any "Miller time" moments right now, haven't been playing online recently.

 

Yesterday, I won a match in Republic Commando for Xbox Live using the WOOKIE BOWCASTER! People were even spectating to watch me own with it!

 

I was playing RE4 mercenaries on the 4th map today as Leon. I'm in a building and the guy with the double-bladed chainsaw is right outside the door trying to get in. I'm unloading shotgun shells at him and the guys coming with him. He bursts through the door and I keep unloading. He takes my head off and then the screen goes to red as he laughs and blood spills out of my neck and pools around his slippers.

I was so totally owned.

 

Tag teamed pretty much all of Plaguewood with myself, awesome shamadin of amazement, and a priest friend the other day.

Set bombs in 8 buildings. Blew up all pretty like.

Got a nice FR cape out of it. Hells yeah.

And don't get me started on the awesome ZG PuG group I was in yesterday as well. Much fun and ownage.

 

So there I was playing Halo2 at Coagulation with a 'friend'. He was in a great Scopian Tank. While I was reduced to a few grenades and a battle rifle. I decided that the only way to take that thing down was to sneak up to it. I ran towards the cave in hopes of finding a camo.

No luck.

I ran towards the rocks hoping my friend wouldn't see me. Luckily he didn't. I found the camo. I ran towards the tank. He knew I was coming but didn't know from where. I jumped on. I threw a grenade in before he could get out. He lost. I won. He smacked me. Because he was a sore loser.

 

In Battlefront II I took over a At-At as an Imperial, and turned traitor and started wasting my own dudes. Then I fired a few rounds at Vader who died.

 

I've had a few times when I was owning so badly online with Battlefront 2 that over mic I heard ''Dude, NightMares a **** beast!''

 

My infamous defeat of a couple players, with +600 points, not using Jedi mind you, in one game.

 

Anytime I play Battlefront II, it's smooth, like butter. Butterfront II, if you will.

This isn't so much a "ownage" moment as a proud moment. Joined a server, first time in a long time. I don't play Battlefront II a whole lot, a couple matches once or twice a month keeps me satisfied. I decided to go into a clan server. 8 members of the clan were on the Rebellion, while I was the only Imp. We played Mos Eisley...

Now I lost, I clame to be good, but not that good. But I lost with their timer being at 8 before I lost.

"How the **** does he keep stealing our bases!?"

 

I was playing Chronicles of Riddick, and I just got to the checkpoint at the mine level. I went up the top of the staircase, to wipe out one guard, but I could hear a mech down below. I went down the stars, and went through the doors, and got blasted away by the mech.

 

I was playing Star Trek Armada II today as Species 8472 at Gates against 7 AI Hards (who really aren't that hard, just like BF1). After making sure my spot is safe with 2 extra Mothers and about twenty Sentinals, I began my attacks. 16 Behemoths used Transient Rift to enter a Romulan Base from within. Ownage. Woulda been sheer ownage if my Battleships, Cruisers and Launchers hadn't decided to take the long way to go reinforce 'em.

I gotta get the patch and do some online ownage in that sucka.

 

I was playing Rhen Var Harbor as CIS. The Republic has the advantage with the AT-TE and everything so my team would've been screwed if they were any good. I spawned as a pilot and I took one of those generic speeders the Rebs and the CIS have and confronted the enemy vehicles. Two fully-loaded (driver and gunner) speeders tried to kill me, but I evaded most of their fire by simply moving back and forth while lobbing missiles and lasers at them. When one was destroyed, the other finally decided to use my tactics against me. Too late, though, as a few more shots took him out. My vehicle was in good shape because I was a pilot, so I proceded to the AT-TE, which was firing at me by this point. I circled around the walker with my guns firing inwards. He only hit me once or twice; no one had the sense to spawn as a pilot, so I just wore away at the walker's health until it was destroyed. After that, I went to the Republic's outside spawnpoint, killed a few people when they respawned, and I captured the spawn point. I moved quickly into the ice cave, which was the last Rep spawn point, and the defenders were easily dispatched. By this point, my teammates had actually decided to help me and assisted me in holding the spawn point.

Keep in mind, I captured two spawn points as a pilot.

 

I wasn't in the dark.... And I still got eaten by a Grue!

 

My friend and I were trading off lives in BFII online the other day. We were playing a Space Battle, and on my turn I grabbed a TIE bomber and took out Engines, Sensors, Comms, Frigate, and Life Support. I sorta pulled a "That A-wing from ROTJ" move on the Life Support, and I died.

 

Battlefield 2, a few nights ago. On the Dragon Valley map, several of the control points have walls around them, with little windows in them to shoot out of while defending. But they work both ways. My squad had been ordered to attack this point, but I arrived there first and on my own, with my guys coming down the road from another direction. So I snuck around the wall, stuck my gun in the window and proceeded to cap 2 or 3 guys before they realised what was happening. When they figured out where I was I hit the dirt, and kept popping up to take out more. I must have killed 4 or 5, including the guy who was smart enough to race around the other side of the wall to find me but mustn't have spotted me quickly enough. Fun times, baby.

Then there was later on the same map, defending that came control point once we'd captured it, where with the help of 4 or 5 other anti-tank dudes, we fended off a near endless stream of tanks and APCs coming our way.

 

I was playing a mod for JK3 and me and my team were advancing on the other team's when all of a sudden the admin used their admin abilities to strike me and all but one of my team dead.

This implies that I must have had an ownage moment at one time or another.

 

Can you explain that a little more clearly? Like what is JK3? Is that Jedi Knight 3? And tha administrators used their powers on you?

 

Certainly, JK3 would be Jedi Knight 3. I however was more specifically playing the mod Movie Battles 2. The Rebel and Imperial teams were even number-wise and the Rebellion had been mounting a victory and was charging the position that the Imperials had taken up as a last ditch defensive effort when the admin used a command that I assume is something like /slay and had the effect of causing all of the members of the Rebel team except a single Clonetrooper to die instantly and for it to count as a suicide.

 

Okay now I understand.

 

I was playing Halo2 with my friend and his friend. We were at the city level (I forgot the name) and I was soo owning them! I knew where the rocket launcher was. I knew where the shotgun was. Even when they found the plasma sword I owned them.

 

Not terribly recent, but I don't exactly have a plethora of the things.

Hitman 2: Silent Assassin

Two KGB or FSB Generals are meeting in a park in St Petersberg, Russia.

I come in by speedboat, and the park is surrounded by patrolling soldiers, and FSB (Russian Security Service) agents are guarding the many entrances, while my targets are on a bench deep inside the park.

It is my eigth attempt, and I'm hiding amongst a collection of crates and bins while a lone soldier comes along on his perimeter patrol.

As he turns from me, I jump him and chloroform him to steal his uniform.
Got his grey greatcoat, fur hat, AK-47, and I walk along the outside of the wall towards the entrance I want.

Walk past a patrolling soldier, no resistance; past an entrance guarded by a second soldier, and on to a second entrance within line-of-sight of my targets.

I can see them beyond the broad shoulders of the sunglassed FSB men, then as they start to get suspicious, I silently shoulder past them, pull the AK, empty it towards the men on the distant bench in an infinity shape - like an 8 on it's side, and leg it, kneecapping an alert FSB man as he attempts to draw down on me, rounding the corner of a building, was concerned that I'd die in a hail of bulletfire as I tried to negiotiate getting down an open manhole to access the sewer, but did so, and escaped.

Score: both targets dead, only one casualty in the collateral damage section.
Rating: Professional

 

Counter-Strike: Source

cs_assault

Counter-terrorists.

SAS

Bullpup.

In the face.

"Counter-terrorists win!"

 

I was in the supermarket looking for a pineapple. So I finaly find where they keep them and there is only one left. So I'm like "OMIGOD!!!" and run to grab it just as this old lady is about to take it. I quickly got the pineapple and in the process knocked over the old lady. As she laid on her back quivering from the shock of the fall I stood over her and pointed towards her. Then I let out a mighty "PWNT!1!!1" battle cry and went on my merry way, while that old woman sobbed into her hands. Never touch a man's pinapple, granny!

 

"PWNT!1!!1"

How do you even pronounce that??!!