The [adult swim] quote thread !

"Arise Chicken! Chicken, arise!" *likes that episode of ATHF*

 

" . . . Do what now?"
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"Religion!? Look at him and tell me there is a god!"

 

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Dr.Weird: Gentlemen, Behold! I have spliced the double helix of a fried porkchop with that of my roomate! Randall!

Steve: So, uh...whoa

Dr.Weird: Hell yes whoa! Come here Randall, and pay your half, of the utilities!


EDIT: I am in the process of deliberating with NabooPrincess over whether I can make an AquaTeenHungerForce RP. All interested should PM me.

 

Lupin The 3rd-

General Hess (to Inspector Zenigatya): "You are either with us or your *** is grass."

 

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future: Arise Fat Man!

Carl: Oh god!


Cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future: I am the ghost of christmas past.

Carl: Alright


Cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future: I have come to show you what christmas was like for little Carl

Flashback scene

Carl's Dad: Merry Christmas

Carl: Oh I hope this is a new mommy.

Carl's Dad: Yeah it's not. Hurry up and open it we gotta be at work in an hour.

Carl: Is this carpet daddy?

Carl's Dad: Carpet? No thats Berber. Thats an industry term.

Carl: Hey it's like a magic flying carpet there!

Carl's Dad: Yeah don't get too attached there aladdin, cause it's about to be magic flyin dinner.

Carl: You can't eat carpet, you silly daddy.

Carl's Dad: No of course not like that. You gotta boil it first, so the glue gets soft. Now put on your workboots and your respirator.

Carl: But it's Christmas daddy! Don't make me go. I don't wanna go.

Carl's Dad: I had to pull a lot of strings to get them to hire an 8 year old!

Robots crush them, end flashback


Cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future: You remember that christmas don't you Carl?

Carl: I remember, some things. I remember eatin carpet, but not so much the robots.


Cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future: The war between man and machine raged on through the early seventies, but you wouldn't remember it because back then it was just a prophecy.

Carl: Now hang on one sec.

Cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future: OK.

Carl: You're supposed to be the ghost of chritmas past right?


Cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future: Correct.

Carl: Well, you know it's February right?


Cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future: ...I am a Robot.

Carl: Well you know, obviously

 

"From now on, I shall be known as He Who Smokes B******."
-Stormy, "Sealab 2021"




And a ATHF rpg? I'm game!

 

"Well, well. Do you know what today is? A bad day to be a sperm!"

"Rogers. How ironic. It almost rhymes with... ELIMINATE!!!!!!!!"

"Well, actually my first act of violence was the time bomb I left ticking in your uterus before I came out. Happy fiftieth birthday, Lois."


Three of the best Stewie quotes ever.

 

I don't know if this one was quoted yet.

Sealab

The Dr. Quinns are trying to find a way to stop time to ripple so they can stop going back in time and disorting things. They are going back in time along with the Storm y's.

Dr. Quinn: Stormy what time is it?

Stormy: Umm, dodgeball time. {Stormy throws a dodgeball at a backround Dr. Quinn knocking him to the floor.}

Dr. Quin: I'm serious Stormy, what time is it?!

Stormy: Dodgeball time, *****. {Stormy's begin attacking all the Dr. Quinns with dodgeballs.}

Dr. Quinn: Stormy if you don't stop in five seconds or I'm going to come over there and kick your ***.

Stormy: You better make that one second. {Sealab blows up again.}

It may be a little off but that how I remember it.

 

Stormie: I have created a time machine!

Dr. Quinn: How could YOU create a time machine?!

Stormie: Well, its not really a time machine as much as a dodgeball cannon.

 

Professor Farnsworth: What are those horrible little creatures?

Slurm Worm: The trunka-lunkas.

Professor Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them!

 

Not exactly whats said, but similar


Appartment manager: In here we have a nice room that is infested with some bad roaches.

Roach: You better watch out! I cut you up! I gonna cut you up so bad... so bad that you gonna wish i no cut you up so bad!

Fry: Those are some bad roaches.

Leela: I blame the schools.

 

Family Guy

Peter(singing): You can't spell love without L O. You can't spell is without I S. You can't spell silo without Lois. And solo from the pet rock!

 

Family Guy-

Lois: "Sweetie,what are you doing with your little friend over there?"
Stewie: "Playing house."
Lois: "But he's all tied up."
Stewie: "Roman Polanski's house?"

Teacher: "Nobody told me it was illegal to teach the theory of evolution that Gil Gerard built a time machine to go back in time to ejaculate into the primodal ooze."

 

The Brak Show

Penguincleese:Penguincleese away!

 

Actually, JediOverlord, the "Teacher" is named Mr. Lasenbee.

 

and you missed a line of the quote. The last line of that scene was from the principal after hearing why the teacher had been arrested.


Principal: This stupid country.

 

The Venture Bros.-

Brock Sampson,while urinating on a mummy: "You know,to totally defeat a mummy,you have to desecrate it fully."

 

Futurama


Alternate reality Bender:Bite my glorious golden ass!

 

OOO!!! The Brak show is on and all the people from Space Ghost Coast to Coast are guest starring !!

 

Shippo: "Kagome, Inuyasha's picking on me"

Inuyasha: "No...Kagome...I was only"

Kagome:"Inuyasha, sit."

boom.



as best as I can remember it anyways.

 

The Venture Bros.-

Dr. Venture: "What the hell was that?"
Brock Samson: "Chubacabra. They're all over the place here in Mexico."
Dr. Venture: "Really? Neat."

 

ATHF

Carl: Hey whos your dead friend? He's dead!

Frylock: uh, gotta go Carl!

Carl: Oh your leavin? But you haven't even urinated all over my house yet!!

 

The Venture Bros.-

Dr. Venture,arguing with his sons:"I started this years ago in a moment of passion,and so help me I'll end it right here in front of Brock,HELPeR,and God!"

 

Family Guy

In Peter's "Drive by Arguments" vision of Britain.

Brit: Oh Reginald... I disagree. *peels out*


Stewie gets caught with a schematic for a nuke.

Stewie: It's a... blast, what do children draw... it's a pheasant!


Stewie: The teenagers with their posters of Justin Timberlake, Brad Pitt and...Morgan Freeman.



Sealab 2021

Captain: Nails are like candy to robots.


Captain: But the secret ingredient is love.....dammit.


Captain: Are you using the emergency radio beacon to run a pirate radio station?!?


And the whole entire [whisper] "Black Debbie" [/whisper] thing in Chickmate

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

The Venture Bros.-

Steve Summers: "Do you know how long it takes to pay off six million dollars on a goverment salary?"

Army guy 1: "Who was that?"
Army guy 2: "Brock Samson."
Army guy 1: "Brock ****ing Samson? I got dibs on the cigarette butt!"

I just gotta say,this show is great. Check it out. You won't be disappointed.