The Blue Yoda Society: Who's Your Daddy?

It's about 90/95 where i am today. We have fans and air conditioners going full blast. I'll swap ya Sammy, never seen snow before

Maybe we could make a Snow Yoda in your backyard?

 

That'd be pretty fun.


As far as snow goes...you'll probably like to just "see" it. Having to drive in it, however, is an entirely different matter. It can suck. Hard. Completely clean roads are highly underrated.

 

Bought Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, today... Friggin hilarious movie even as a second viewing.

Although, the "unrated" edition has literally 4 seconds of new footage... yay...



AHBY!

 

I liked that movie in the theater...as did the four or five others that were in the screening room...but I'm not sure I liked it well enough to justify buying it. Much like Napoleon Dynamite, I will have to rent it and see if I like it more upon a second viewing...and then I just may buy both of them.

The DVDs I got today were Troy and The Patriot. Best Buy had a deal today where you could buy Troy along with one other of a selection of awesome "war" and "battle" type movies for twenty-five bucks.

 

Man, you buy so many movies... it's friggin nuts...


AHBY!

 

As far as snow goes...you'll probably like to just "see" it. Having to drive in it, however, is an entirely different matter. It can suck. Hard. Completely clean roads are highly underrated.

Well seems i can't drive anyway, and the roads around here are pretty smooth and never icy, that swap might be the best thing

Otherwise, you'll have to buy an old Russian tank. Goin cheap down at Home Depot i hear

 

"Man, you buy so many movies... it's friggin nuts..."



I know....you don't need to say it. I have no life.


EDIT: @ Adam...


Why can't you drive, man?

 

Sammy, [jack sparrow]You need to find yourself a girl mate.[/sparrow]


AHBY!

 

As do you.

 

Why can't you drive, man?

Don't have a licence. To be more precise, i had my learners permit for 4 years, but it expired, for the second time, end of last year.

During that 4 years, i've probably only driven, at extremely slow speeds and not in heavy traffic, about 10 times less than an hour each time.

I don't trust myself really. I'm poorly co-ordinated and have very slow reaction times. So i pretty much talked myself down enough that i fear getting in a car and taking the time to learn. Hence i can't drive

 

Sam, you have no life.


I only have a few DVDs. All the Star Wars, Thumb Wars, all the LOTR, Zoolander, Donnie Darko, Miracle, and a couple live concert DVDs and stuff.


Because I'm a slacker.

 

See, Sam, I don't have a girl because... uh... well, I'm a pussy, I suppose.



AHBY!

 

Damn, Adam...I'm sorry to hear that. I don't know what the hell I would do if I didn't/couldn't drive...


"Sam, you have no life."

Why thank you, Collin. I appreciate that.


EDIT: "See, Sam, I don't have a girl because... uh... well, I'm a pussy, I suppose."

And we have confirmation!

 

Damn, Adam...I'm sorry to hear that. I don't know what the hell I would do if I didn't/couldn't drive...

Same thing i do Sammy... stay home and watch Days of our Lives

J/K

You catch the wonderful public transport system of course

Or you pay friends to come get you.

Or you sit here and post on the BYS

 

I find every time I buy a DVD movie, I never watch it.

What am I doing wrong?

 

Using the dvd's as frisbe's

 

That really sucks, Adam. Driving is one of the best things that's ever happened to me. You'll get it someday.



AHBY!

 

Voting is now closed for yesterday's ToC Battle Domes.

 

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Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior and Leonard_Shelby and Salty present....


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~~~2004-2005 TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS~~~


With Special Guest-Star...


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The Lurker


***SIMMONS REGION - FIRST ROUND***


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1 - The One Ring (Sauron) (88%)


VS


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16 - A Giant Douche (47% - Lenny's Wild Card Pick #1)



THE MATCH-UP

The One Ring (Sauron) defeated the young and freaky Samara Morgan from "The Ring" during their regular season match-up. Crushed her to the tune of garnering 88% of the total vote...and earning a number one seed in the tourney. Will this weapon of pure evil have what it takes to take the top prize?

The Ring's opponent...A Giant Douche...was just narrowly defeated by A Turd Sandwich during "Election Theme Week" back in November. However, this large, sanitary device has been given a new life in the ToC by being Lenny's Wild Card Pick #2. Will this large container of fluid flush its way to the end?


Tell me...Becky....who wins?


Lurky:

tsssss

the one ring

no contest


Lenny:

Liar. The Giant Douche will put the One Ring into its body, effectively melting it with its powerful cleaning agents.


Lurky:

ummm

plz step away from teh crack pipe

not only is the ring capable of corrupting pretty much any and all who come in contact with it but also can provide anyone the power to rule them all and in terms of destroying it we all know that only the fires of mount doom where it was created can melt it duh not gimli's ax and not even allllllllllllllll that time spent sitting at the bottom of a river - heck after all that time the thing was just as shiny as new and afterall a giant douche is just well a giant douche

the one ring - no contest


Lenny:



CRack-pipe, indeed.


Will Ringee-McRingeertoneey set the world ablaze until the douche begins to boil, explode and evaporate? Or will The Douche-enator splash its acidy liquid onto the Ring to make it melty-mcmeltmelt? Only YOU can decide their fates and determine which one moves-on and which one goes back to the dump...


GET YOUR VOTE IN!!!


***This match-up can only be voted-on until tomorrow's match-ups are posted, so get your votes in quickly!***


Coming-up in a matter of minutes...or seconds...whichever...


*Simmons Region - First Round*

4 - Linus Van Pelt (76%)
13 - Oranges (53%)


STAY TUNED...





ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!!

 

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Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior and Leonard_Shelby and Salty present....


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~~~2004-2005 TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS~~~


With Special Guest-Star...


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Darth_Falcon


***SIMMONS REGION - FIRST ROUND***


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4 - Linus Van Pelt (76%)


VS


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13 - Oranges (53%)



THE MATCH-UP

Linus Van Pelt made short work of Charlie Brown during the regular season. Now this blankey-toting kid looks to kill his way to the top. Will it happen? Hmm? Whores?

His opponent...Oranges...just barely squeaked past its arch-nemesis--Apples--in their battle to the death almost three months-ago. Will these orange-skinned fruits have what it takes to hoist said trophy?


Tell me...Adam McAdamerton...who the **** wins?




Falc:

Oranges. Their citric acid will burn the whimpy little cry baby Linus until he waves that blankey as a sign of surrender!


Lenny:

Umm...no. All I have to say is: Don't mess with someone who carries a blankey and sucks on their thumb. Period. Linus will peel that orange to death with the quickness.


Falc:

Well while he's peeling maybe he can have an Orange Crush.

I mean come on Sammy, Linus is like a cartoon version of Michael Jackson. And like Arnie says: "An Orange a day, gave me the big mus-cles"!


Lenny:

You're deluded. Seriously.


Will Blankey-Boy suck all of the juice out of said oranges like he does his thumb? Or will Oranges spray their citric acids all over the little freak? Only YOU can decide their fates and determine which one moves-on and which one goes back to the dump...


GET YOUR VOTE IN!!!


***This match-up can only be voted-on until tomorrow's match-ups are posted, so get your votes in quickly!***


Coming-up in a matter of minutes...or seconds...whichever...


*Deranged Monkey Region - First Round*

8 - Joan the Mouse from "The Punisher" (67%)
9 - A Lava Lamp (62%)


STAY TUNED...





ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!!

 

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Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior and Leonard_Shelby and Salty present....


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~~~2004-2005 TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS~~~


With Special Guest-Star...


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PaplooTheory


***DERANGED MONKEY REGION - FIRST ROUND***


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8 - Joan the Mouse from "The Punisher" (67%)


VS


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9 - A Lava Lamp (62%)



THE MATCH-UP

Joan the Mouse absolutely crushed Elle Driver and Budd during "Kill Bill/The Punisher Theme Week"...landing in an eight slot in the Tourney of Champs. Will this absolute hottie make a run for the BD Gold?

Her opponent, A Lava Lamp, whooped up on Mount St. Helens during their regular season brawl. Will this trippy, inanimate object slice the throats of all and make it to the end? Only time will tell.


Tell me, Jakey-Buns, who wins?


Pap:

While Joan is rather good looking, there is just something painfully attractive about a lava lamp. Watching those glorious bulbs of goop float around that cone shaped container... man, you just know it can kick some ass. If it were to fall over, watch the **** out. That **** is not to be messed with. Joan would get her ass (and a nice ass it is) burned.


Lenny:

You make a good point....but you forget one thing: Joan is hot. Hot women can do--and get away with--everything. She'll destroy that damn lamp through sheer hotness alone. Period.

Hot.


Pap:

Your point is well taken... but still... uh... lava is hot too... but friggin literally.


Lenny:

It doesn't matter. She's so hot, she can walk on lava. Mmm-mmm.


Will Joaney smash the psychedelic lamp with a frying pan and hotness to the hot-hot now? Or will Lava-uh-y lamp out to the lamp-lamp? Only YOU can decide their fates and determine which one moves-on and which one goes back to the dump...


GET YOUR VOTE IN!!!


***This match-up can only be voted-on until tomorrow's match-ups are posted, so get your votes in quickly!***


Coming-up in a matter of minutes...or seconds...whichever...


*Deranged Monkey Region - First Round*

5 - A Caesar Salad (72%)
12 - An Achilles Tendon Rupture (55%)


STAY TUNED...





ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!!

 

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Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior and Leonard_Shelby and Salty present....


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~~~2004-2005 TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS~~~


With Special Guest-Star...


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Padawan915


***DERANGED MONKEY REGION - FIRST ROUND***


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5 - A Caesar Salad (72%)


VS


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9 - An Achilles Tendon Rupture (55%)



THE MATCH-UP

A Caesar Salad absolutely ass-reamed Julius Caesar during the regular season. Now this delicacy sets its sites on the top BD prize. Will it happen, whores?

In it's epic battle to the death during the regular season, An Achilles Tendon Rupture just barely got the best of Achilles. Now this highly damaging injury looks to pull more ruptures on the Tourney field.


Tell me...Herbykinners...who wins this thing?


Herbykins:

The Caesar Salad will easily win. The power of the romaine lettuce will make that nasty achillies tendon tear cry into the night like the little bitch that it is. Much like you cried after ROTK won Best Picture. Baby


Lenny:

The Achilles Tendon Rupture is one of the most damaging injuries out there. It is so damaging, it'll destroy that salad and make it rot. Oh yes.

And you cried during ROTK and when it won Best Picture, too. Don't give me your ****. Ultra-baby.


Herbykins:

True, I did cry when it won Best Picture, but that's besides the point...baby.

A Caesar Salad will blind the Achillies Tendon Rupture with its tangyness and crutons.


Oh yeah, my favorite bitch.


Lenny:

Don't make me spank your ass again. I know that you wildly get off on it...but it's not my cup 'o' tea...or so the saying goes.

Achilles Tendon Rupture.


Will "The Salad" send out a bombardment of leafy-leaves and croutons? Or will "The Rupture" shred tendons to the death of deaths death? Only YOU can decide their fates and determine which one moves-on and which one goes back to the dump...


GET YOUR VOTE IN!!!


***This match-up can only be voted-on until tomorrow's match-ups are posted, so get your votes in quickly!***


~~Tomorrow's Match-ups~~

*Simmons Region - First Round*

6 - A Rabid Monkey (71%)
11 - Winnie the Pooh (57%)

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*Simmons Region - First Round*

2 - Harry from "Harry & The Hendersons" (81%)
15 - A Used Bag of Tea (53%)

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*Deranged Monkey Region - First Round*

3 - Joe Cool (79%)
14 - A Chainsaw (53%)

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*Deranged Monkey Region - First Round*

7 - The Deranged Monkey & The Angry Fecal Monster (68%)
10 - A Donkey (61%)

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STAY TUNED...SAME BAT-TIME, SAME BAT-CHANNEL!!!





ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!!

 

One Ring
Linus
Joan the Mouse
Caesar Salad

 

Great job, guest stars ... Becky, Adam, Jake and Herb!

#1 - The One Ring will only meet its end at the hands of the Rotary Phone.

#2 - Those of you that are familiar with the original story of 'The Great Pumpkin' know that Linus is a natural born killer.

#3 - Lava Lamp! No explanation required.

#4 - I don't want to have to see that image of an achilles tendon rupture for the balance of the TOC, so I'll definitely go with the Caesar Salad.

ahby