The Church of Waru

I wish i'd seen this sooner, can I join?

Evil.

 

I have a question about the health benefits offered us by Waru. When he envelops us in his golden blobishness, are we absolutely sure he will heal us and not suck out our life essences?

 

Then I say we throw -HereticScum- into him!

 

Ahem, I prefer -HereticScummy-.


O, almost forgot my obligatory heretic comment.

Why did Waru stare at the orange juice?

He was so stupid he thought that was what "Concentrate" meant!

-The Scummy-

 

What was the punch line?

 

You didn't get it?

You know, Concentrate? When they take all the water out the orange?

I am saying Waru is so stupid he saw a bottle of orange juice labeled concentrade and started staring at it because he thought the bottle meant "Concentrade on the bottle"

 

*Strides in in full armor, stops at the altar, takes off helmet and kneels reverently in front of his greatness*

Oh, Waru! From the Crystal Star came Lusa, my third favorite EU character. All hail Waru!

May I be a guard? I look quite cool in armor with a Force pike and lightsaber.

 

Striker... You do know we use star trek as punishment here dont you? The heretic -RebelScum- has been thrown into our dungeon abyss and was forced to watch re-runs of Star Trek:Voyager.He hasnt cracked yet but he will...he will...

 

Voyager is better then a second in Waru's stinky presence, he is gold for a reason, WARU IS MADE OF LIMBURGER CHEESE!

And also, I escaped from your dungeon like 15 minutes ago, *messes with CoW's intercom to chant WARU IS CHEESE over and over and runs into the shadows*

(there is no way you can say CoW was cooler before you got your official heretic!)

-The Scummy-

 

well we just let you out so we could...uh clean the dungeon.

There will be people to pick you up in a moment. oh by the way, that wasnt the intercom, that was the alarm system.

 

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That's all I have to say about that.

 

Waru shall prevail!

 

Have I been decided upon yet?

 

I don't know. What kind of cleaner would you use? The great Waru demands only the finest quality pine and lemon scented solvents.

 

Look at my sig, JEDI-KILLER_17. I like both Star Trek and Star Wars.

It shall not stop me from worshipping Waru, benevolent-

*Striker grabs RebelScum and drags him back to the dungeon*

There, can I join now? Please?

 

Of course. [image=http://www.wholesalejanitorialsupply.com/images/240/CCLO8813.JPG]

 

And it's gold, too. Waru's favorite color.

It's ultimately up to the high muckamucks to decide, but you'll probably get in.

 

I think I have decided, if the greatest master Waru shalt approve it, that I would like to be the dietitian for all those worthy to follow Waru.

I would map out your daily intake of Waru, weevils, and mush. I would also dictate your fasting schedule. And decide who Waru may consume next. If it would be my honor, that is.

 

And what of the other two?

 

Waru is teh suck.

I agree with everything -RebelScum- has said.







Am I expelled yet?

 

Does Waru see fit to bestow upon me a title?