The Clock Spider!

Dang that's a big spider. Yeah, I'd probably soil my pants too if I saw one like that on my wall...

 

"You didn't have to pay attention to me saying it's doctored,"

It's hard to not pay attention to your bitching when you're the only that is. And do you defintively know that it has been doctored? Most-likely not.


"you're frustration has only "derailed" the thread more."

I've seen many posts by yourself in many threads that have frustrated me...this was the straw that broke the camel's back, I guess. Also, you like to play "pretend mod," don't you? Not cool.


Anyways...


On-Topic: That spider..."doctored" or no...would scare the hell out of me if it crawled-out from behind my clock.

 

Same here, Leonard-Shelby.



jm: Don't spiders like to sleep on walls sometimes? And when they sleep, they don't move at all and guessing that the last two pics were taken within seconds of each other...

Just a thought.

*continues wielding giant fly-swatter*

 

Holy crap! I think I'll now go hide in a corner and weep quietly...


EDIT: OM(eff)G! Eep.
I don't care if that's doctored or not, but it'll give me nightmares.

 

I could just see the spider scuttering back and forth a little on the wall while making little clicking noises with its feet. You keep wondering what the hell the clicking noises are, and then turn around and see this huge ass spider on the wall ready to jump at you and rip your throat apart.

 

*Gasp*

What's that clicking and hissing noise....

 

Oh crap...thanks for linking to that pic, Rogue.

 

[image=http://www.badmovies.org/movies/tarantula/tarantula6.jpg] A non-edited version of a real giant spider.

 

What movie is that from?

 

Tarantula. Made in '55 or something. It's a 'good' bad movie, ifn you ask me.

 

Well, it's obviously fake, but you're not supposed to say that!

I hate spiders, they scare the hell out of me, even the tiny little innocent buggers. It's quite pathetic, a 6'5" grownup man acting like a scared little girl when there's an arachnid around. Just last week, I acted like a complete tool at a terras, just because a little cross-spider ran across the table.

 

Here's the dreaded Black Tattoo Spider! It clings onto your back and then becomes one with your skin where it shall spend the rest of it's life like some sort of demonic parasite! The poor host spends the remainder of his days being commanded by the spider to buy Stan Lee comics about an arachnid hero who fights crime in his red and blue pajamas. MADNESS!
[image=http://www.spiderfan.org/fans/tattoos/images/lee_isbell.jpg]

OH GOD, IT'S THE HAY PUMPKIN SPIDER FROM VENUS!
[image=http://www.greengablespumpkinfarm.ca/images/spider.jpg]

 

*starts cowering*

Actually, I think that hay spider is the scariest one so far...

 

The scary thing is, all those spiders are tame compared to the one that I am about to unveil to all of you.

"What could possibly be worse than a spider than can devour whole cities or one that can shoot atomic death-rays out of it's eyes", you all ask. Well.......

THE CARROT TOP SPIDER, which abducts you while you sleep at night, wraps you into a cocoon, and forces you to listen to its awful jokes until you die of boredom!
[image=http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4636/CarrotTopSpider.jpg]

 

whoa...real or not that's pretty darn cool.

 

Very gross!!!!!

Brown recluse bite victim:

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/2-260.htm

 

Ouch.

 

yeah, but nothin's grosser than a Piranha Monkey bite.

 

Ouch indeed.

Makes you wonder what happened on day 11.

 

Well atleast the guy with the bite seems to be in good hands. I mean, just look at that fine stitch work he received on Day 10.........

 

Waldorf: "Are those pictures real?"

Statler: "Well, you can tell it's not doctored."

Waldorf: "It wasn't even nursed."