The Cowbell Mafia - Please don't fear the Cowbell but embrace it....

We do what we can, one CowBell at a time!

 

Peace is a lie
There is only Passion

Through Passion
I gain Strength

Through Strength
I gain Power

Through Power
I gain Victory

Through Victory
My Chains are Broken

The Cowbell shall set me Free.

 

The time of the Cowbell is upon us, we must act quicly.

 

There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Cowbell.

 

Was that a KOTOR reference?


The CowBell will be pleased!

 

No, it is the Jedi code, only Cowbell instead of Force.

Oh, and that came straight out of my brain, aren't you all proud?

 

This poetry is beautiful!

 

The poetry is beautiful.

Only because it flows from the Force.

 

you mean it flows from the cowbell.

 

Yes EF. Because it flows from the cowbell.

 

"You make me wanna be a better cowbell." - Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets

 

The CowBell is now the most powerful weapon in the universe............

[image=http://ww3.tiki.ne.jp/~katsuaki/img/gallery/cowbell.jpg]


I suggest we use it.

 

Do not be so proud of this musical terror your constructed, the ability to make noise is nothing compared to the power of the Cowbell!

 

I must Obey the Cowbell

 

There is a great disturbance in the CowBell....

[image=http://ww3.tiki.ne.jp/~katsuaki/img/gallery/cowbell.jpg]

http://boards.theforce.net/Your_Jedi_Council_Community/b10008/16368920/p1

The Space Squid must not be allowed to become a student of the CowBell.

 

*Takes first step in the way of the cowbell*

The Space Squid? Consider him kalamares, my Master

 

How do I join the Cowbell. I hate the Space Squid.

 

Come up with a position, such as CowBell's assasin, and put it in your sig. Then you are CowBell Mafia for life!

 

Will do, hail Cowbell

 

I gotta get in on this cowbell thing, I loved that SNL skit.

 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Cowbell


This is my first Cowbell poem, I hope you like it.

 

I embrace the Cowbell. May its benevolence be poured out in a manifold to bless you all.

<[-]> Saber

 

War Monger, you're more than welcome in. Membership requires:

You to come up with your own title (that doesn't step on other members feet)
A line in your signature
$5 donation to Admiral Snackbar
And a mod HAS to threaten to ban you for continually saying cowbell

And NO CALIMARI KILLING......Ackbar is a Mon Calimari

 

I tell ya, I am wise to the cowbell and I'm thinking that the best cowbell in the history of man is the LP Ridge Rider.

Accept no substitutes, people.

 

Ok, then... I deem myself the Cowbell Congressman from Houston. Done and done.