PT The Fantastic Ian McDiarmid

By the Way... PMing Your Spiritual Leader with Illegal Pics of Angry IAN is A Sure Way to Curry Favor!

 

Speaking of curry, I'm sure the God approves of curry, since he lives in London, home to many fine curry resturaunts.

 

Well done, LottDodd... well done!

The God would be pleased.

I await a sign...

FIGS

 

(double post)

 

(triple post)

 

^^^ The God must be pleased with you, LottDodd.

No sign is clearer than a holy triple post.

FIGS³

 

Oh Great and Divine Ian, please accept my humblest and most heartfelt apologies for not keeping up with my duties in the Great Temple. My regular absences have been unavoidable I have kept up with my devotions at home, however, and I offer this sacrifice as a sign of my heartfelt sorrow at my inability to grovel before thy temple's alter.

*pours a libation of the very bestest wine over the dread alter*

Oh My Divine Lord, please accept this most meagre of offerings. I couldn't find any heretics on a saturday in Uni.

All my wine! You have no idea how hard that was


On a different note, Divine One, I don't suppose you could see your way clear to blasting a lecturer of mine with a bolt from the heavens? I had an exam today and fled the room in ignonimous defeat after five minutes on the final question. The first two were fine, but I'd really like to see some Divine Lightning thrown her way in payment for the third...


/End Prayer



FIGS2: The Second Coming.

 

^^^ The God must be pleased with you, LottDodd.

No sign is clearer than a holy triple post.
Didn't already manage to have 4times post ?

FIGS³
This wrong FIGS controles 4 Dimensions, don't forget the time .

Oh Great and Divine Ian, please accept my humblest and most heartfelt apologies for not keeping up with my duties in the Great Temple. My regular absences have been unavoidable I have kept up with my devotions at home, however, and I offer this sacrifice as a sign of my heartfelt sorrow at my inability to grovel before thy temple's alter.

*pours a libation of the very bestest wine over the dread alter*

Oh My Divine Lord, please accept this most meagre of offerings. I couldn't find any heretics on a saturday in Uni.

All my wine! You have no idea how hard that was


On a different note, Divine One, I don't suppose you could see your way clear to blasting a lecturer of mine with a bolt from the heavens? I had an exam today and fled the room in ignonimous defeat after five minutes on the final question. The first two were fine, but I'd really like to see some Divine Lightning thrown her way in payment for the third...


/End Prayer
Good ... good, everything is going as planned, now we all the "old" FIGSers to move this battle threat in one piece to the PTs .

FIGS: We're not using illegal weapons of mass destruction

 

*pours the blood of a Heretic on the Divine Altar*

We don't have to imagine such things anymore. It'll be a fact by May 2005: God will OWN every scene of Eps.III!

Yesss, yeeessss!

Just watched it.

That facial expression of the God alone wipes away any "best actor"-winner since the creation of such awards.

If God doesn't get recognition for his performance ... it don't even dare to call it a performance, it's much much more... it's..........

It's simply Ian being his true self.

 

OMG A bunch of other Ian fanatics. Then I?m not the only one who have seen the light.

 

Fellow FIGSers, I have recently discovered that I have the same birthday as Ian's late rival (let's just pretend he was ), Alec Guinness!

Does this mean that perhaps I was destined to worship Alec instead of Ian?

This is impossible... Meditate on this, I will.

 

Welcome Snork! We Have Long Forseen This Day... Peruse the Hallowed Halls of These Pages and You Shall See Some of the Greatest Examples of Praise for IAN that this Little Planet has ever Provided.


China... Even Your "Accidents" Are Inspiring.

In the Latest Insider it makes Reference to Both Maul's and Anakin's Eyes in ROTS were based one MCDIARMIDS FRIGHTFUL VISAGE in Return of the Jedi.
The Hack Reporter Writing the Article (I believe it was some Pablo Whosits...) Gets some of the details wrong and Claims that The Contact Lenses for Maul and Anakin Were Based on The original Contact Lenses worn by IAN MCDIARMID... But it is an Established Fact that IAN Wore No Such Contacts.... Indeed He Willed his Very Eyes to Glow, a fact not actually recognised by Lucas Himself until He Viewed the dailies. This is A Fact that Lucas has kept out of most of the trades as it was an event that shook his beliefs to the very foundations once he realised that the effects department had not done anything in processing to create that effect.

It Was Later Descovered by Paranormal Scientists that there was some sort of glowing phenomena of darkness around His Temples in Jedi... A Fact that people had never noticed, not even Lucas Himself, untill the Contrast was turned way up. Some People SPeculated that these were just crudely Sharpied Ink Marks... But Nay! These Too Were Unaltered Effect Mysteriously Created By IAN HIMSELF Much to the Befuddlement of the Crew that worked on the Movie.

 

Welcome home, Ariadne!

On a different note, Divine One, I don't suppose you could see your way clear to blasting a lecturer of mine with a bolt from the heavens? I had an exam today and fled the room in ignonimous defeat after five minutes on the final question. The first two were fine, but I'd really like to see some Divine Lightning thrown her way in payment for the third...

I'm sure the God will think of something.

If you answered every question with "Ian McDiarmid, The God", there'll be no problems.

This wrong FIGS controles 4 Dimensions, don't forget the time

We surely do.

It's simply Ian being his true self.

That's it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Couldn't be said any better!

*dies*

Does this mean that perhaps I was destined to worship Alec instead of Ian?

This is impossible... Meditate on this, I will.

Once you've worshipped the God, forever it'll dominate your destiny.

There is no way back.

There is only one God you'll worship and his name is Ian McDiarmid. Search your feelings, Whitey... you'll know it to be true!

OMG A bunch of other Ian fanatics. Then I?m not the only one who have seen the light.

Welcome, Snork!!!!

We're far more than fanatics, were FIGSatics: this way of worshipping didn't exist before we started it!

The Hack Reporter Writing the Article (I believe it was some Pablo Whosits...) Gets some of the details wrong and Claims that The Contact Lenses for Maul and Anakin Were Based on The original Contact Lenses worn by IAN MCDIARMID... But it is an Established Fact that IAN Wore No Such Contacts.... Indeed He Willed his Very Eyes to Glow, a fact not actually recognised by Lucas Himself until He Viewed the dailies. This is A Fact that Lucas has kept out of most of the trades as it was an event that shook his beliefs to the very foundations once he realised that the effects department had not done anything in processing to create that effect.

It Was Later Descovered by Paranormal Scientists that there was some sort of glowing phenomena of darkness around His Temples in Jedi... A Fact that people had never noticed, not even Lucas Himself, untill the Contrast was turned way up. Some People SPeculated that these were just crudely Sharpied Ink Marks... But Nay! These Too Were Unaltered Effect Mysteriously Created By IAN HIMSELF Much to the Befuddlement of the Crew that worked on the Movie.

Another Star Wars Mystery solved.

Only God Himself could be so bold!

*dies*

---FIGS---

 

GOD icons through the saga:

[image=http://www1.theforce.net/jc/icons/thephantommenace/tpmpalpatine.gif] [image=http://www1.theforce.net/jc/icons/attackoftheclones/Palpy4.gif] [image=http://www1.theforce.net/jc/icons/episode3/rots31.gif]
[image=http://www1.theforce.net/jc/icons/anewhope/481newhopetitle.gif] [image=http://www1.theforce.net/jc/icons/theempirestrikesback/newemperor2_esb_theron.gif] [image=http://www1.theforce.net/jc/icons/returnofthejedi/emppalp.gif]

 

OMG A bunch of other Ian fanatics. Then I?m not the only one who have seen the light.
Welcome Snork! This thread was expecting you .

We surely do.
It's just a matter of time until we control the 5th ... element .

Once you've worshipped the God, forever it'll dominate your destiny.

There is no way back.

There is only one God you'll worship and his name is Ian McDiarmid. Search your feelings, Whitey... you'll know it to be true!
It is your destinnnyyyyy .

FIGS: Rewriting physical rules .

 

Welcome young Snork, we have been expecting you. We are looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call Ian master.

 

Hopefully the God will soon be added in to A New Hope.

 

Your wisdom is without bounds, LottDodd. Did Ian also change the colors of the lightsabers at random?

That's it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Couldn't be said any better!

*dies*

What's this? A relative newbie answering a question that the great DARTH_CHINA could not?

Once you've worshipped the God, forever it'll dominate your destiny.

There is no way back.

There is only one God you'll worship and his name is Ian McDiarmid. Search your feelings, Whitey... you'll know it to be true!

Ah, yes. I remember now what they say: "Once you go Ian,..."

 

*Dies at Lord China's God pics*

Ah, a new acquisition! Welcome, Snork!

 

It is good for you to finally Join Us, master_organna... We've Been Expecting You.



FIGS QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you could recast any One Movie With MCDIARMID Playing Any One Roll What Movie and What Roll Would it Be?



(I Know We Would Like HIM to have Been In Every Movie in Every Roll But Lets Limit it to One and One {{{{{{unless you fit him into peter sellers roll in Dr. Strangelove in which case he could get three rolls!}}}}})

 

How about "The Passion of the Ian?"

 

If you answered every question with "Ian McDiarmid, The God", there'll be no problems.

Unfortunately it is not yet time for me to reveal the truth to the Classics and Ancient History Department at UWS, or I would

GOD icons through the saga:

Beautiful, simply beautiful.

*dies*

I still have the coolest Sith, though


OMG A bunch of other Ian fanatics. Then I?m not the only one who have seen the light.

Welcome to the FIGS, Snork. It is as well that you have seen the light of Ian. Come the Day of Ascension, your soul will surely be saved


FIGS QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you could recast any One Movie With MCDIARMID Playing Any One Roll What Movie and What Roll Would it Be?

Hmm. A difficult question, that is. I'm torn between The Divine One as Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs, or Lord Summerisle in The Wicker Man. Both Anthony Hopkins and Christopher Lee are amazing, but in the end there is only Ian. Mind you, I'm not quite sure if I can imagine Our Lord making slurping noises at the end of the fava beans and a nice chianti line... I'm sure He'd do it in a suitably divine fashion, though.

Oh, and The God replacing Sellers in Dr Strangelove would be to die for


How about "The Passion of the Ian?"

It would certainly improve that film nicely



Team FIGS: Ian Fanatics.

 

I, the unworthy disciple of the God, am afraid I`m not able to come here to praise the Lord every day, but every morning and evening of the day I do my worship at home. May The Holy Lightning hit me to the ground if Ian is not satisfied with this.

To how many countries have The Gospel of Ian been spread so far?

By he way, doesn?t Ian look sexy on the latest spoiler picture?

 

I, the unworthy disciple of the God, am afraid I`m not able to come here to praise the Lord every day, but every morning and evening of the day I do my worship at home. May The Holy Lightning hit me to the ground if Ian is not satisfied with this.

Be sure that it will if your worship is not pleasing to The God. Our Lord is not a forgiving master.

By he way, doesn?t Ian look sexy on the latest spoiler picture?

He's sexy in every picture He's The God.


FIGS: Cute and fluffy.

 

FIGS QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you could recast any One Movie With MCDIARMID Playing Any One Roll What Movie and What Roll Would it Be?
Let's think about it, what about Dr. Evil in Austin Powers? It surely would give the film another end .

I, the unworthy disciple of the God, am afraid I`m not able to come here to praise the Lord every day, but every morning and evening of the day I do my worship at home. May The Holy Lightning hit me to the ground if Ian is not satisfied with this.
This is not enough young fool, the whole day you shall worship .

To how many countries have The Gospel of Ian been spread so far?
Every Country that still exists .

FIGS: Quoting me, quoting you ... aha .