farted; farting; farts Definition of fart (Entry 1 of 2) intransitive verb often vulgar : to expel intestinal gas from the anus noun Definition of fart (Entry 2 of 2) 1often vulgar : an expulsion of intestinal gas 2often vulgar : a foolish or contemptible person couldn't stand the old fart Middle English ferten, farten; akin to Old High German ferzan to break wind, Old Norse freta, Greek perdesthai, Sanskrit pardate he breaks win This thread will be our resource to fart announcements. This may include descriptions of odor, volume or any little details about it. Describe your fart adventures which may include crop dusting, Dutch ovening or torture of those around you. WARNING: Discussion of poop will NOT be tolerated in this thread. Take it to fecal force n00b!
I let loose one of the loudest farts ever in a small Sally's beauty store, me and my wife were the only customers. One sales lady said "I can't even deal with this no more!" and stormed off to the back room.
Ah, Fernando Antonio Ramon Tavares, my second favorite colonel who served under Bolivar in the Wars of Spanish-American Independence
I was having Lenny & Larry's Complete Cookies for extra nutrition an calories and had to give them up. Loud, frequent, uncomfortable, and extra stinky farts, I just could not stand it.
