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Discussion in 'Community' started by vin, Feb 27, 2021.

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vin Chosen One

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farted; farting; farts
Definition of fart
(Entry 1 of 2)
intransitive verb
often vulgar
: to expel intestinal gas from the anus

noun
Definition of fart (Entry 2 of 2)
1often vulgar : an expulsion of intestinal gas
2often vulgar : a foolish or contemptible person couldn't stand the old fart

Middle English ferten, farten; akin to Old High German ferzan to break wind, Old Norse freta, Greek perdesthai, Sanskrit pardate he breaks win

This thread will be our resource to fart announcements. This may include descriptions of odor, volume or any little details about it. Describe your fart adventures which may include crop dusting, Dutch ovening or torture of those around you.

WARNING: Discussion of poop will NOT be tolerated in this thread. Take it to fecal force n00b!

Last edited: Feb 27, 2021

vin, Feb 27, 2021

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VadersLaMent, Feb 27, 2021

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I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host VIP - Game Host

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My cat will sometimes perform silent farts, and I will want to die.

I Are The Internets, Feb 27, 2021

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TCF-1138 Anthology/Fan Films/NSA Mod & Ewok Enthusiast Staff Member Manager

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Fathers Against Rude Television?

TCF-1138 , Feb 27, 2021

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DarthTunick , Feb 27, 2021

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Darth Punk JCC Manager Staff Member Manager

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Fart declared and eaten.

Darth Punk , Feb 27, 2021

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Oh god I can't stop farting.

I Are The Internets, Feb 27, 2021

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Darth_Foo Force Ghost

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I let loose one of the loudest farts ever in a small Sally's beauty store, me and my wife were the only customers. One sales lady said "I can't even deal with this no more!" and stormed off to the back room.

Darth_Foo, Feb 27, 2021

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Point Given Manager Staff Member Manager

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Ah, Fernando Antonio Ramon Tavares, my second favorite colonel who served under Bolivar in the Wars of Spanish-American Independence

Point Given , Feb 27, 2021

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Jedi Knight Fett Chosen One

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I haven’t farted in a while

Jedi Knight Fett, Feb 27, 2021

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Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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If I have to post here every time I fart we're gonna be on page 30 by the end of the day.

Boba_Fett_2001 , Feb 27, 2021

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Jedi Knight Fett Chosen One

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Boba_Fett_2001 said: ↑

If I have to post here every time I fart we're gonna be on page 30 by the end of the day.
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Do it you know you want to tell us everytime you farted

Jedi Knight Fett, Feb 27, 2021

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Alpha-Red Game Winner VIP - Game Winner

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Wir fährt nach Sie Haus.

Alpha-Red , Feb 27, 2021

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vin Chosen One

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Fantastic
Aromatic
Rectum
Toot

vin, Feb 27, 2021

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Have y'all played Assassin's Creed Valhalla?

Jedi Ben, Feb 27, 2021

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No, but I have farted.

DarthTunick , Feb 27, 2021

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Darth Punk JCC Manager Staff Member Manager

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Are Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes allowed to post here?

Darth Punk , Feb 27, 2021

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Darth Smurf Small, but Lethal

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Darth Punk said: ↑

Are Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes allowed to post here?
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No

Darth Smurf, Feb 27, 2021

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Sarge Chosen One

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Howdy.

Sarge, Feb 27, 2021

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VadersLaMent Chosen One

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I was having Lenny & Larry's Complete Cookies for extra nutrition an calories and had to give them up. Loud, frequent, uncomfortable, and extra stinky farts, I just could not stand it.

VadersLaMent, Feb 27, 2021

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gezvader28 Chosen One

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For those of you who think that women don't fart - please meet my mother , she's like a brass band.

gezvader28, Feb 27, 2021

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Sarge Chosen One

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SBD

Sarge, Feb 27, 2021

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vin Chosen One

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VadersLaMent said: ↑

I was having Lenny & Larry's Complete Cookies for extra nutrition an calories and had to give them up. Loud, frequent, uncomfortable, and extra stinky farts, I just could not stand it.
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Extra fiber snacks really make ya sound off.

vin, Feb 27, 2021

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TiniTinyTony, Feb 27, 2021

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Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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@vin How are the farts today

Boba_Fett_2001 , Mar 5, 2021

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