The greatest lines from movies

Im really scared, no, dont, dont. Theres a peck with an Acorn pointed at me!
-Madmartigan(Willow)

 

"They're coming to get you, Barbara!!!"- Night of the Living Dead

 

"Bond....James Bond."--James Bond (Dr. No)

 

....Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Michael Corleone to Frankie Pentangeli in The Godfather Part 2.

 

YES!

The first time I saw X-Men I laughed so hard at that part.


"Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face!" - John Travolta, Pulp Fiction

"The path of the rightous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny
of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of
charity and justice shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness for he is truely his
brothers keeper and the finder of lost children
and I will strike down upon thee with great
vengence and furious anger those who attempt to
poison and destroy my brother and you will now my
name is the Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee."
Ezekiel 25:17

-Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction


"Yippie Ky Aye mother ****er!" - Bruce Willis, Die Hard

"Say ello to my lil frend" - Scarface

"What were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, FUNNYMAN?!" - Conner, The Boondock Saints

"We're kinda like 7-Eleven, we're not always doin' business, but we're always open!" - Murphy, The Boondock Saints

"Catch you on the flip side..." - Rocco, The Boondock Saints

I got more, coming up later.

 

"Look at your Sub-Zero...now plain zero!" - Arnie in The Running Man

 

Okay heres some Billy Madison quotes.

Billy: I swear to God I'm sick! I can't go to school.
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits!
Billy: Oh my God! I'll go to school!

Veronica Vaughn: No milk will ever be our milk.

Knibb High Principal: Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I will probably just snap.


Brian Madison: Oh, Billy Billy boy. When are you gonna find what ever it is you're looking for?
Billy: Here's a nice piece of ****!

Principal: At no point in your rambling, did you even come close to an intelligent thought. I award you no points, may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: A simple no would've done just fine.

Billy Madison: Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think "You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your ass out there and you find that ****in' dog!"

 

"Lady, your husband ain't dead, he's hiding!" -----Denis Leary, The Ref

 

"As you wisssssshhhhhhh...."

 

Anchorman, also one of the most quoteable movies.

Frank Vitchard: I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!

Garth Holliday: [after smelling the Sex Panther cologne] It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!

Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid! Get out of here, Panda Jerk!

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker!
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry!
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!
Veronica Corningstone: Well you... have bad hair!

Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.
Champ Kind: Champ Kind.
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Brick Tamland: Brian.
Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland: Veronica


Ron Burgundy: [Ron's dog barks at him] You know I don't speak Spanish.
Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

Frank Vitchard: [after having his other arm ripped off by a bear]
[shouts]
Frank Vitchard: This is getting to be ri-god-damn-diculous!

Angry Biker: What do you love?
Ron Burgundy: I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
Angry Biker: Well, now, guess what, this is happening.
[grabs Baxter]
Ron Burgundy: Excuse me... excuse me... what are you doing?
[biker punts Baxter over bridge]
Angry Biker: That's how I roll!

Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*! And that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about!
Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy: [shouting] She... Sh... It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!
Brick Tamland: [shouts] Loud noises!

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Wes Mantooth: Nice clothes, gentlemen! I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale. Am I right? Am I right? Look at these guys!
Brick Tamland: Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?
Wes Mantooth: What are you doing on our stations turf, Burgundy? You're about to get a serious beat down.
Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Ron Burgundy: [Ron Burgundy and Champ Kind making prank phone calls to Veronica Corningstone] This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. You got knocked up.

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head

Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamla

 

I'll be back - The Govenator

 

"Lens cap." - Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

 

"I don't think I caught your meaning there... and for your sake, I hope I didn't"

~Love and a .45


"the thing I love about highschool chicks is I keep getting older, and they stay the same age"

"Red's my favorite color."

wooderson - Dazed & Confused