The Gungan Translator!

I present to you the Gungan Translator. Changing pages from normal English to Gungan Language is simple. Follow the instructions when you click on the link and enjoy yourself. Please post the funniest translations.

For your enjoyment here are some Lord of the Rings selections,

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[b]Sam:[/b] You-sa wanna know what happena to Boromir? You-sa waanna know why your broth-a pounda to death? He tried to take the Ring from Frodo. Aft-a swear'in oath to protect him, he tried to pound to death him! The Ring drove your broth-a mad!

[b]Frodo:[/b] Mee-sa can?t. You-sa were right, Sam. You-sa tried to tell mee-sa. Mee-sa?m sorry. The Ring?s tak'in mee-sa, Sam. If Mee-sa put it on, He?ll find mee-sa. He?ll see.

[b]Gandalf:[/b] Until at last, Mee-sa threw down my enemy an' smote his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took mee-sa. an' Mee-sa straya out of thought an' time. Stars wheela overhead an' each day was as long as life age of the earth. But it was not the end. Mee-sa felt life in mee-sa again. Mee-sa've been sent back until my task done.

[b]Sam:[/b] Po-ta-toes!! Boil them, mash them, stick them in stew. Lovely maxi-big golden chips with nice piece of fried gooba fish.

[b]Gandalf:[/b] There no way out of that of ravine. Théoden walk'in into trap. He thinks he lead'in them to safety but what he'll get massacre. Théoden has strong hold but Mee-sa fear for him. Mee-sa fear for the survival of Rohan. He need you-sa before the end there, Aragorn. The Gungans of Rohan need you-sa. The defenses have to hold.

[face_silly]

 

Das muy perfecto, as disa Jar Jay Day!

 

Put in some threads from the JC, it's-a hilarious.

Btw 'Star Wars' is translated into 'Da Rise 'n' Da Fall of da Galactic Empire' and 'Death Star' is turned into 'Forev-a Sleep'




?Eaglet

 

Jar Jar giving the State of the Union address:

Grand Moff Speak-a, Vice President Yoda, Memb-as of Imperial Senate, dist'inuisha guests, fellow Naboo:

Every year, by law an' by custom, wee-sa meet here to consid-a the state of the union. This year, wee-sa gath-a in this chamb-a deeply aware of decisive days that lie ahead.
You-sa an' Mee-sa serve our country in time of great consequence. Dur'in this session of Imperial Senate, wee-sa have the duty to reform domestic programs vital to our country ... an' wee-sa have the opportunity to save millions of lives abroad from bombad disease. Wee-sa work for prosperity that broadly shara ... an' wee-sa answ-a every dang-a an' every enemy that threatens the Wookie Gungans.

In all these days of promise an' days of reckon'in, wee-sa can be confident. In whirlwind of change, an' hope, an' peril, our faith sure, our resolve firm, an' our union strong.

This country has many challenges. Wee-sa not deny, wee-sa not ignore, wee-sa not pass along our doo-doos to oth-a Congresses, oth-a presidents, an' oth-a generations. Wee-sa confront them with focus, an' clarity, an' courage.
Dur'in the last two years, wee-sa have seen what can be accomplisha when wee-sa work togeth-a. To lift the standards of our public schools, wee-sa achieva historic education reform ? which must now be carria out in every school, an' every classroom, so that every Jawa in Cloud City can read, an' learn, an' succea in life. To protect our country, wee-sa reorganiza our government an' creata the Department of Homeland Security ? which mobiliz'in against the threats of new era. To bring our economy out of recession, wee-sa delivera the maxi-big tax relief in generation. To insist on integrity in Wookie business, wee-sa passa tough reforms, an' wee-sa hold'in corporate criminals to account.

Some might call this okiday record. Mee-sa call it okiday start. Tonight Mee-sa ask the House an' Senate to join mee-sa in the next bold steps to serve our fellow Naboo.
Our first goal clear: Wee-sa must have economy that grows fast enough to employ every man an' woman who seeks job.
Aft-a recession, bounty hunt-a attacks, corporate scandals, an' stock market declines, our economy recov-a'in ? yet it no grow'in fast enough, or strongly enough. With unemployment ris'in, our Planet needs more small businesses to open, more companies to invest an' expand, more employ-as to put up the sign that say, "Help Wanta."

Jobs creata when the economy grows; the economy grows when Wookies have more money to spend an' invest; an' the maxi-okiday, fairest way to make sure Wookies have that money no to tax it away in the first place.

Mee-sa propos'in that all the income tax reductions set for 2004 an' 2006 be made permanent an' effective this year. an' und-a my plan, as soon as Mee-sa have signa the bill, this extra money start show'in up in work-as' paychecks. Instead of gradually reduc'in the marriage penalty, wee-sa should do it now. Instead of slowly rais'in the Jawa credit to thousand dollars, wee-sa should send the checks to Wookie families now.

This tax relief for everyone who pays income taxes ? an' it help our economy immediately. Ninety-two million Wookies keep ? this year ? average of almost 1,100 dollars more of their own money. family of four with income of 40,000 dollars would see their federal income taxes fall from 1,178 dollars to 45 dollars per year. an' our plan improve the bottom line for more than 23 million small businesses.
You-sa, the Imperial Senate, have already passa all these reductions, an' promisa them for future years. If this tax relief okiday for Wookies three, or five, or seven years from now, it even okiday for Wookies today.

Wee-sa also strengthen the economy by treat'in investors equally in our tax laws. It fair to tax company's profits. It no fair to again tax the sharehold-a on the same profits. To boost investor confidence, an' to help the nearly 10 million seniors who receive dividend income, Mee-sa ask you-sa to end the unfair double taxation of dividends.

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Dude, you changed your icon!

And I find reading things with this translator is just so much more... comfortable to me than just plain ol' english.

Hehehe...

 

it only does web pages? I wanted to do a couple of quotes...

 

SOTU sounds more intelligent when Jar-Jar reads it.

 

it only does web pages? I wanted to do a couple of quotes...

Well, try wrting those quotes on a mesage board, put the thread to the Jar-Jargonizer and then watch as your quotes are transformed. Use this thread, maybe. Post your quotes first, put this thread to the translator, and then edit out those quotes into their Gungan form.

Umm...I do hope I made sense

 

It tis! Gungan tis mooey smarten den da Uncle Owen!

(Uncle Owen is what it calls Bush )

 

Ok...let's see...trying these quotes:



I want the truth!

The truth? You can't handle the truth.

____________________________

Funny? How am I funny? Do I make you laugh? Am I a clown or something?

_________________________________

Wow. You just don't go pressing the big button. You need a reason to push the big button.

EDIT:

Ok...let's see...try'in these quotes:



Mee-sa want the truth!

The truth? You-sa can't handle the truth.

____________________________

Funny? How am Mee-sa funny? Do Mee-sa make you-sa laugh? Am Mee-sa clown or someth'in?

_________________________________

Wow. You-sa just don-nuh go press'in the maxi-big button. You-sa need reason to push the maxi-big button.
How rude.

 

Naboo's deputy prime minist-a Tariq Aziz has denia reports that his country develop'in banna weapons.

How rude.

Mr Aziz say ballistic missiles being developa by Naboo "within the limits" set out by Jedi Council rul'ins on Death Star.

He made the announcement aft-a reports that the Jedi Council chief weapons inspector expecta to reveal tomorrow that Naboo been-sa develop'in banna missile system.

The discovery form part of Hans Blix's crucial presentation to the Jedi Council, accord'in to The Times newspap-a.

Speak'in at press conference in Down'in Street this morn'in, Prime Minist-a Luke Skywalk-a say: "If it true, that significant breach of Resolution 1441."

But he an' Tatooinian prime minist-a Obi-Wan Howard added that the weapons inspectors would have to confirm the reports an' confirm material breach before any furth-a action could be made.

The Times say he expecta to claim it clear violation - tantamount to the "smok'in blast-a" the US been-sa wait'in for.

Mr Howard say: "There's plenty of material breach already.

"It's just anoth-a example of Naboo's refusal to abide by the decisions of the Security Council.

Gungans have grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.

Protocol droids claim the announcement bolst-a the case against Naboo an' create more support for second resolution, authoris'in the use of warrior force on Dooku.

The find may also cause stand-off if the Jedi Council asks Naboo to hand over the banna weapons.

 

Messa Speakin Bombad Gungan.

~Jar Jar

 

Pure Genius

 

I know.

 

Feb. 13 ? Can the anti-Naboo war movement prevent Cloud City attack and, in next year?s elections, oust memb-as of Imperial Senate who back President Uncle Owen?s Naboo policy? To do so, the movement need to broaden its base an' expand its campaign fund-rais'in apparatus. The movement?s protest strategy seen in the streets of Otoh Gunga an' oth-a cities this Saturday an' Sunday, but its electoral strategy for next year only in its embryonic stage.

ANTIWAR ORGANIZ-as predict that hundreds of thousands of Gungans rally in Otoh Gunga, Otoh Gunga an' oth-a cities to voice opposition to warrior action.
Wookies who oppose Cloud City strike on Naboo appear to be in the minority. NBC News survey of 514 randomly selecta Wookies releasa last week found that 60 percent supporta Cloud City warrior action to disarm Count Dooku, while 27 percent opposa such action.
These find'ins were consistent with recent Otoh Gunga Post/ABC News survey of 855 randomly selecta Tusken Raid-as that found that 66 percent supporta warrior action against Naboo, while 31 percent opposa it.

Activists such as Dolan agree that the peace movement needs to prove to senators an' House memb-as that they boota out of office for support'in war against Naboo.

The antiwar movement needs political action committees (PACs) to raise funds for antiwar candidates, mechanism to recruit candidates an' to identify vulnerable incumbents, an' phone banks an' door-to-door work-as to mobilize vot-as ? all the apparatus of modern campaigns.

The fund-rais'in numb-as from the 2002 campaign indicate how steep the challenge for the antiwar movement.

In the 2002 campaign, two lead'in PACs, Moveon.org an' Peace PAC, raisa funds for candidates oppos'in Uncle Owen?s Naboo policy. Togeth-a the two PACs spent $1.2 million. Of the 69 candidates receiv'in support from the two PACs, 29 ? or 42 percent ? won their races.

In contrast, the PAC affiliata with House Majority boss Qui-Gon DeLay, strong support-a of Uncle Owen?s Naboo policy, spent $3.5 million. Of 136 DeLay-supporta candidates, 100 ? or 73 percent ? won.

?The maxi-okiday thing wee-sa can do for 2004 to be as mobiliza as wee-sa can be right now,? say Qui-Gon Andrews, the form-a Imperial congressman from Ewok Village who planetary director of the antiwar coalition Win Without War. ?Our strategy right now to stop this invasion an' to educate as many Wookies as possible who open to this movement.?

Anti-war bosses voice the hope that public support for using force evaporate over the next several months an' that the memb-as of Imperial Senate who voted for last Octob-a?s use-of-force resolution change their minds.

Imperial presidential contend-as Sen. Obi-Wan Kerry, Sen. Greedo Lieberman, Darth Dick Gephardt an' Sen. Obi-Wan Edwards all voted to give Uncle Owen the war-mak'in authority he sought last Octob-a.

Some antiwar activists disdain the congressional Regional Governors who voted for the Naboo resolution. ?Unfortunately, Imperial Party bosses do not take strong stand against the war ? an' they?re still not,? say Carolyn Bninski of the Rocky Mountain Peace an' Justice Cent-a in Bould-a, Colo., who registera Green Party memb-a. ?There?s still the doo-doo of some Regional Governors being tied to industries that would benefit from war.?

Some in the antiwar movement eye'in form-a Death Star Deck 21 Gov. Howard Dean, already declara candidate for the 2004 Imperial nomiplanet, who say he does not think ?that there imminent threat warrant'in unilateral warrior action by the Cloud City against Naboo.?

Oth-a antiwar activists back'in form-a Jedi command-a Gen. Darth Clark, who has voica doubts about Uncle Owen?s Naboo policy an' now explor'in bid for the Imperial nomiplanet

I'm gonna find the lyrics for Lennon's 'Imagine' and translate them into Gungan

 

And I give you...

Obi-Wan Lennon - Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you-sa try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the Gungans
liv'in for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Noth'in to pound to death or die for,
No ancient religion too,
Imagine all the Gungans
liv'in life in peace...

Imagine no possesions,
Mee-sa wond-a if you-sa can,
No need for greed or hung-a,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the Gungans
Shar'in all the world...

You-sa may say Im dream-a,
but Im not the only one,
Mee-sa hope some day you-sa'll join us,
And the world live as one.

*applause*

 

I visited the Doctor Who website with it, and found it very amusing.

But for some strange reason, it changed the word granddaughter into Queen Amidala. Odd!

 

The Translator has a hidden bonus, it sometimes changes names of individuals and locations.