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The Jedi Master: Baytes, Soon

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Genghis12, Mar 31, 2005.

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  1. Ryan_Kaufman

    Ryan_Kaufman DHC Author & Former LucasArts Content Supervisor star 3 VIP

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    I hate to use internet acronyms, but seriously...

    ROFLMAO
     
  2. Tam_Elgrin

    Tam_Elgrin Jedi Master star 4

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    >>"I hate to use internet acronyms"<<

    Then why does Scorch proclaim his "l33t h4xx0r 5ki11z" in Republic Commando? :p
     
  3. master_organa

    master_organa Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yarael Poof, Sha'a Gi, and Jedi Master Baytes are great characters, we need more stories about them.
    A good threesome story. I wonder if any of the authors could rise to occasion and write it? Or would it be to hard keeping it up?
     
  4. Rogue1-and-a-half

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    Good Lord, what's next, a Mon Calamari named Seaman Stains?

    Seriously, a Pryor movie named The Toy about a Master Bates. The mind quails . . .
     
  5. master_organa

    master_organa Jedi Knight star 5

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    Good Lord, what's next, a Mon Calamari named Seaman Stains?
    It is hard to grasp how stupid a name Bayte is.
     
  6. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Right, my mistake, it would actually be Staighne or something like that, right?
     
  7. Ryan_Kaufman

    Ryan_Kaufman DHC Author & Former LucasArts Content Supervisor star 3 VIP

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    Then why does Scorch proclaim his "l33t h4xx0r 5ki11z" in Republic Commando?

    I thought that was Fixer.

    Anyway, I can't be responsible for Delta Squad's acts of immaturity. Remember, they're only chronologically ten years old. They're fifth graders.
     
  8. Ryan_Kaufman

    Ryan_Kaufman DHC Author & Former LucasArts Content Supervisor star 3 VIP

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    And p.s. they would find this chat HI-LARIOUS.
     
  9. Ozzel

    Ozzel TF.N Foreign Book Covers Staff star 5 VIP

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    This thread is getting out of hand.
     
  10. JediHobbit

    JediHobbit Jedi Master star 5

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    [face_laugh]

    thank you Genghis

    thank you
     
  11. DarthStinkyBritches

    DarthStinkyBritches Jedi Master star 2

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    I heard there's a new comic coming out featuring Master Baytes. It takes place on a tropical world thats landscape is full of a type of "hairy" Palm tree. He's a one-man army and his position is getting pounded from all sides. He has to beat off an entire army to survive.

     
  12. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Force Ghost star 8

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    I bet if he were in the USA, he would hate baseball. However, I imagine he would love handball.
     
  13. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Rogue1-and-a-half posted on 4/1/05 2:07pm
    Good Lord, what's next, a Mon Calamari named Seaman Stains?
    [hr][/blockquote]

    LOL. [face_laugh]
     
  14. Whitey

    Whitey Jedi Master star 6

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    This thread has now officially confirmed it:

    BEST. DAY. EVER. [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
     
  15. sidious618

    sidious618 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  16. Rogue1-and-a-half

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    I believe there will also be a one eyed snake in that comic that Baytes will have to defeat in combat.

    But, in case you were wondering, he's not going anywhere near the Sarlacc. No, not interested in that . . . not at all . . .

     
  17. Errant_Venture

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Its moments like these Genghis when I know there is no way in hell I can ever stop loving you!
     
  18. Jedi Merkurian

    Jedi Merkurian New Films Rumor Naysayer star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Control, control. You must learn control!
     
  19. Knight1192

    Knight1192 Jedi Knight star 6

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    "Poof" is slang in the UK, as well. Unless this place counts as "Crazyland" as well, which wouldn't surprise me.


    Careful, Tam, don't give some of the folks in this country a reason, or for some of them a more accurate term might be another reason, to pick on the UK. I don't really understand why some folks here have to yell and scream about how folks in other countries are not speaking properly if they don't use them same slang we use.
     
  20. YodaKenobi

    YodaKenobi Former TFN Books Staff star 6 VIP

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    This thread is getting out of hand.

    I disagree. This thread is firmly in hand.


    Good Lord, what's next, a Mon Calamari named Seaman Stains?

    [face_laugh] Terrible.
     
  21. Genghis12

    Genghis12 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    PEZman...
    "This thread is getting out of hand."

    Well, admittedly, the discussion of EU characters like Master Bayts is a natural act in this forum that no one should be ashamed of.

    It was, however, my intention that by posting a thread about this specific character that I could preempt any sophmoric humor that might be associated with a character of his nature. I guess you could say I didn't want anyone soiling the forum.
     
  22. LordJoda-181

    LordJoda-181 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Get a grip people. :p

    It's not that funny, oh yes it is.
     
  23. LastOneStanding

    LastOneStanding Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Poor Master Baytes...his head went "Pop!" in Grievous' hand. Okay, it was more like "Krussssh!"

    BTW, what an interesting name you've discovered...
     
  24. Knight1192

    Knight1192 Jedi Knight star 6

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    It was, however, my intention that by posting a thread about this specific character that I could preempt any sophmoric humor that might be associated with a character of his nature. I guess you could say I didn't want anyone soiling the forum.


    You know as well as I, Genghis, that if there is anything within a thread to allow sophmoric humor to enter into the thread that no such thread is ever safe from it being so soiled. Think about the various sex threads of the past where they were begun to be serious discussions of sex in the SW universe, particulary the EU. If the thread is allowed to stay open for only twenty-five posts then there is a chance that it will remain a serious discussion, but we're probably talking only a slight chance. The longer a thread stays active, the more likely that it will invite such humor into it.
     
  25. Tam_Elgrin

    Tam_Elgrin Jedi Master star 4

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    Hmmm, his name is spelt differently in Acts of War. I wonder where he picked up the additional e?
     
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