****The Leias Buns Public House****

You take your position as barmann quite seriously, don't you

 

Bar me? Noooooooooooooooooo



I'll be good.

Glass of dessert wine please. White.

*Hands over 5 pound note*

 

YesI do, now behave all of you or I will start throwiing glasses.
Just like my local!

 

I already feel totally comfortable around here

Wine sounds like a good idea. One for me too, please.

 

*Whizzes wines to Nat and Gaiatha*

There you go ladies.
No no dancing round your handbags please.
If you want to do that then please go back to a pub in the 80's ... or to Essex.

 

Thanks for the wine.

Handbag? I just the essentials on me.

 

*pops head around door*

Pixie need drink! Now!

 

Serena, ask nicely or you will get my boot up your rear as you are flying out of the door!

 

My I please have a drink please Mr Jimbo, sir, please

 

We call it CUT.
My mate runs my favourite Irish pub near my house and he always has to kick people out and he's like "sorry mate. I been 'ere years and I know when people are too drunk. You're cut mate."

 

Yes you may Serena.

I am off home. Don't wreck the place til I get back!

 

[burns]Excellent[/burn]

uhm, I mean, have a nice afternoon!

 

JUUUUULLLLLEEEE!!!!!!!


Great to see you post here....at last
I'll buy your next drink too

lol@ your Anakin Handmaiden sig.....how true is that!

 

Another glass of wine, puh-lease.

 

Look who's here! Matt!!
Yeah well I thought the British can't be as scary as their reputation
And thanks for the offer. I'll have another glass of wine then. Maybe that one Nat had

Nat, what kind of wine did you get? I feel nothing yet

 

I feel nothing to! And I got a sweet dessert wine. When I've had enough, I'll do a Jackie Chan impression!

 

That sounds promissing

Should we help ourselfes while the Barman is off?

 

eh what? what scary reputation is this?

 

The British scary??? We're too polite to be scary, as you well know

Two Wines for Jule and Nat coming up. Jule, Rotwien order WeißWien?? Order möchtet ihr vielleicht noch einen tee?? Es ist fast drei uhr.....teabreak time
Maybe they only serve cheap wine here?? Or your stomachs are made of stern stuff

 

CHEAP WINE!!!!!!!!!
Tice, do not make me put on the Batman outfit and make it 'Ass kicking hour' I muh prefer happy hour!

And yes, everyone should help themselves when I am not around!
It is encouraged!

 

What about when you are around?

 

It's nearly four over here so I'd love a cup of tea
(Btw it's Weißwein, sorry )

I'm surprised that you are surprised about you all having a reputation
You are the ones calling themselves lunatics!

 

I think it may be a front!


And yes, always help yourself.
I am a lazy barman.
I am really here to bar people!

 

I'm scared I actually understood that German

Hey I have never once called myself a lunatic thank you Jule

 

The exception proves the rule
hu, I think I really should stop wine and start with tea