The Mandalorian The Mandalorian Image Caption Thread

See The Galaxy! Join the Imperial Military!

 

Pedro: Hold on, am I on the right set?


Burr: Hey, Pedro, Pal. I got them nice and warmed up for you out there. No pressure.


Pedro: Hang on, I think I blacked out, where are we?
Burr: We're at the prison, pal. It's part of my contract for Mando. I get to open up a Comedy Show for you and watch you flounder. I like to torture people, you see.
Pedro: Oh... that's fair I guess. these things happen. But what's with the armor?
Bill: Hey, they get really rowdy here. Best of luck, pal!

30 minutes later


Pedro: I'm never working with Bill Burr again

 

Why do you little green guys always want the lamp?

 

(Bo-Katan peacefully accepting the Darksaber from Sabine.)


Din: "I yield. The Darksaber is yours."
Bo-Katan: "No, I must defeat you in single combat and pry the Darksaber from your cold, dead fingers."

 

LUKE: Hello there...

KENOBI'S SPIRIT: Hey that's my line junior!

 

Good, my new Jedi teacher is here! I haven't had one since the day that Skywalker douchebag slaughtered all my friends in the Temple. And your name would be...?

 

I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.

 

Fatal Err; Deep_fake_Luke.mov has crashed
>?Trblshoot
>!Restart
_!Delete_and_Reinstall

 

Okay, green guy, three ground rules and we'll get along fine.

First, it's "Master, I want frog eggs for breakfast", not "Master, for breakfast, frog eggs I want."
Second, no you can't have two laser swords like Auntie Ahsoka.
And third, No... NOT... any rootleaf stew.

 

Dark Trooper #1: I wonder if he will jump out of the elevator at us like his father used to do to battle droids?

Dark Trooper #2: If he does I'm complaining to the Droid Union.

Dark Trooper #1: Is C3PO still the shop steward?

Dark Trooper #2: I hope not, that guy had his head on back to front and didn't realise.

 

1) Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of this for the next year.
2) Still, it's just kind of amazing to see these two images together!

 

Gideon: Its yours now. The darksaber. You won it. You can't just give away the sword. It has to be won in combat.


Merlin: Balderdash! Who made you the expert of mythical swords?

 

George: "So we had just hired this Filoni guy and I say to him, 'Anakin has padawan.' And Filoni looks at me and says, 'No, Anakin never had a padawan.' I take one look at Filoni say 'Who's the Creator, me or you?' And Filoni responds, 'Tell me more about Anakin's padawan and I'll get to work right away!"
Rosario: "Now that's laying down the law, George!"

 

Din: You guys should really take more care of your walls

 

*using the spear to deliberately slam the darksaber into the walls*
"Stop hitting your own walls!"

 

Around the surviving Sith, a perimeter create.

 

Still a better line...

 

Let’s be fair. Both are among the worst.

 

I was indeed being far.
"Somehow Palpatine returned" is the worst. Cause it's supposed to explain a plot point.
Yoda's line has zero gravity, it can't ruin a film or a scene or anything.
I mean, the OT has some bad lines too, but it's untouchable cause reasons.

 

Fans of the OT are, in my experience, quite aware of some of the bad lines in that trilogy.

 

WHO LEFT THE MAYONNAISE OUT OVERNIGHT?!

 

Mandalorian: "I just know the first thing he does is poop on my windshield."



"Hey, do you have any paper towels? You know, they're more hygenic than air dryers!"



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