Phx The Master's Tavern & Inn

I wish I could get a haircut.... All of them actually And after this week, I almost did a drastic thing... Hacking up lungs and very long hair do not mix well

 

Feldman wanders in.... Donald duck carton in hand... Falls on floor spilling it everywhere...

 

Feldy!!! //hands Feldman a new Donald Duck carton//

 

..thanks.. maybe i wont drop this one..
..begins to pour it on my face.. only getting a little in my mouth... falls over again....

 

Feldy! The reason your dropping everything has to do with your icon!!!

New sock Helpme may definitely be created today. [face_shocked]

 

Have a drinking problem, I see. Either that or a bad case of dropsy.

Here [hands DarthFeldman a straw] try leaving the drink on the bar and just suck it through this tube.

As for me, let's see. Got any Jolt cola? Anyone remember that stuff? All the sugar and twice the caffeine? Not that I need the sugar, but I could use the caffeine to keep me awake while I slog through A+ training on the road to certification. singsOn the Road Again...

 

No Jolt, mmf? I'm fading fast. See you on the far side of the night.

 

it's amaaaaazing how much a difference a few b33rs can make on somebody's bad mood. if by bad you mean downward spiral of selfdestructive impulses and scarification.
mmm, b33r.

 

Princess stumbles in, half awake... anyone say Jolt? In desperate need of caffeine here, anyone. . .anyone?

 

//hands Princess a can of DeathStar strength cola//

 

mmmm. Dr. pepper sounds good now.

 

slartedner . . . I'll have a double qetulia, no make that a atll colerrian ela.

Oh **** it, just bring me a drink!

 

/ZOO leans into the doorway of the Tavern, waves her hand, and up from a secret compartment in the bar rises a pitcher of the elusive Wenchy Specials/ That should help jada get through the night

 

hmmmmm


starts turn the lighs off and on

 

Did someone order me a droid. I mean a drink. I mean

Hey! Who turned off the lights!

I need to go to the JBS and see if there is any entertainment back there. [face_innocent]

 

What is the strange thing that now evades me. I knew it well at one time. It's name was sleep.

 

Helpme . . .

 

And the twin, beyondhelpme!!

 

Funny, isn't it, that I come in here asking for Jolt! cola, and I'm also one of the insomniacs? Ha ha ha...

At least this is day five of walking a mile a day! Which reminds me, I should post this on the Wait Lost Support Group... I mean, Wait, Lost Support Group!... no, it was, yes, I've got it now, Weight Loss Fnord Group!

 

And the twin, beyondhelpme!!

New Socks!New Socks!New Socks!New Socks!New Socks!New Socks!New Socks!New Socks!New Socks!New Socks!New Socks!

Love ya VoidyBro!

 

Going to suck down some meds, crawl up into bed and read Survivor's Quest until I pass out

 

How dare you read that when I can't afford to buy it!!!

 

My sister got it for me... As a get well present

 

..feldman walks in carrying a sippy cup with jar jar on it.. full of donald duck special.. HELLO EVERYBODY!!

 

I missed Feldy!

OK, if someone named Maulfly comes in, wish her happy birthday and send her to the JBS room.