Amph The Multi-Fiction Draft

This time ... our Location will be ...

Joyce Byers' House; Hawkins, Indiana (Stranger Things)



The Rainbow Connection vs. Team, No Really, this time heels is going to win
@tom vs. @heels1785

Renegades, Rogues, and Tricksters vs. Singing Lazers to the Face
@mnjedi vs. @Yodaminch

Thunder Gun Express vs. I'll Be Shaq
@a star war vs @LloydChristmas

 

I vote tom without seeing any arguments.

 

I swear my team won the first round on Giligans Island @DarthIntegral. I should be tied for last instead of in sole possession of last.

 

yeah i think i am 0-3, at least i don't remember winning.

 

Yep. You're both right. I'll fix it later

 

I think this is right now

I'll Be Shaq 3-0 (21-9)
Thunder Gun Express 2-1 (19-11)
Singing Lazers to the Face 2-1 (13-17)
Renegades, Rogues, and Tricksters 1-2 (14-16)
Team, No Really, This Time Heels is going to win 1-2 (12-18)
The Rainbow Connection0-3 (12-18)

still need numbers from @LloydChristmas @tom @heels1785 @mnjedi

 

Numbers Called: 10, 2, 7
Location: Joyce Byers' House; Hawkins, Indiana (Stranger Things)



The Rainbow Connection vs. Team, No Really, this time heels is going to win
@tom vs. @heels1785

Johnny Blaze vs. Pam
The Log Lady w/ PREP CONSULTATION FROM Bombaata vs. Babe TRUMPED with Ned Flanders
Starbuck vs.Buster Bluth and Lucille 2 TRUMPED with Zack Morris

Renegades, Rogues, and Tricksters vs. Singing Lazers to the Face
@mnjedi vs. @Yodaminch

Furiosa vs. Dr. Zoidberg
Loki vs. Green Lantern
Michael Jordan vs. Agent Coulson

Thunder Gun Express vs. I'll Be Shaq
@a star war vs. @LloydChristmas

Frank Drebin vs. Sarah Connor
Haruko vs. Shazaam
Mac and Charlie vs. Jake the Dog

 

incredible.

 

I mean, I'm digging all of...

 

With GM interest clearly down, you "neutral" third parties should feel free to provide some arguments.

 

My interest is way up


ur butt

 

I’ll posit that the Green Lantern loses because Deadpool went back in time and stopped his movie from being made and therefore he cannot fight.

 

If we were to go that route, Loki is dead. Murdered by Thanos. Unless this is Loki in another timeline. In which case, Hal would also be in his own timeline...

 

Here's a route I'd like to go. There's no way mac and charlie and Jake fight. A talking dog? Are you kidding me? Charlie has talked to some rats after huffing paint, but never seen a talking dog before. This is a dream come true. Until it goes wrong and they somehow get Jake put to sleep by mistake.

In fact, I would put to you the possibility that they think Jake is Frank.

 

Just a reminder Coulson is an LMD and a fanboy. So he knows all about MJ. How to beat him? He challenges him to a baseball game.

 

omg yes Jake and Mac & Charlie are def getting super stoned and hanging out. Then the demogorgon shows up, but Jake has experience with interdimensional monsters and defeats it so they can return to listening to Clash records and figuring out how to mass produce fire guitars. As the only person with a kill in the match, Jake makes the case for a dub.

Frank would have to bumble his way to beating Sarah Connor, who may jab his neck with a syringe of liquid rooter before he has a chance to upend a floorboard into her face or something.

There's also a chance Joyce is home during all this, and joins her to create Moms Protecting Their Marked-For-Death Sons Super Trump.

And Shaqzaam is LITERALLY FRIENDS WITH WILL BYERS LET'S GOOOOO

 

@cubman987 @Jordan1Kenobi - feel free to judge Mac/Charlie/Jake as a "they all get high" and it's a draw if you want.

 

I’m fine with that. So, will it be a 1 on 1 home run contest, or will there be teams? I’m down for 9 innings of Loony Toons vs Agents of SHIELD.

 

So, I’m thinking we’ll put the Tasmanian Devil on the mound. There might be some concern about his control, but he has the velocity, and you just know his rotation is going to be insane.

Roadrunner in center field, just a phenomenal athlete with the speed to make any catch.

 

I think we all know who is going to unravel the mystery of the blinking lights first.

 

Just a quick reminder who would be on Phil's team:

Spoiler

And I guess LMD Coulson makes 9.

Yo-Yo covers the speed angle just fine so she's outfield. I'm thinking Mac as the pitcher (if not Phil). May is the catcher. Nothing's getting past her. And Daisy has First Base.

 

Furiosa vs. Dr. Zoidberg

So let's be honest, Zoidberg is just happy to be included. But if Furiosa tries to attack him...



Honestly, what probably happens is Zoidberg eats everything in the fridge, scares the heck out of the family even though he tries to be nice. Furiosa gets ready to attack and Zoidberg accidentally clips off her other arm with his claw. Then, because he's a doctor, he tries to help reattach it but accidentally cuts off her leg instead.

Loki vs. Green Lantern

So, just gonna put it out there. Loki dies. Loki gets strangled by Thanos and dies. No major hard to kill death here. He just gets choked out.
Here's just one example of what Hal could do based on what we saw in the film


I guess my thing is how is Loki going to win? Hal has a forcefield around him and can make any construct he can think of. So Loki can teleport? Hal flies.
I'm just not seeing it.