The New [adult swim] qoute thread!

Hey Lois I took your advice and went to 3 art classes

First it was drawing "Am,am i supposed to draw the penis?"

Then sculpting,"Am,am I supposed to sculpt the penis"?

Then music"Am,am I supposed conduct with my penis"?

 

Glad to see my idea has been revitalized

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Coach Mcgurk: "It kind of breaks the flow of a play when all the actors bow and say goodnight."

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Frylock: "You got another summons today Shake, from the woods!"

Shake: "Do you believe this Frylock? I have yet to recieve one welfare check, but this is my second summons in two days. Your tax dollars at work Fryman!"

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Zap Brannigan: "But you forgot one thing. Rock crushes scissors. But...paper covers rock. Kif! We have a conundrum! Search them for paper, and bring me a rock."

 

**BUMPITY**

 

Meatwad: Now that's Italian.

 

"He died doing what he loved. Having sex with a shark."

 

The Venture Bros.-

Dr. Venture: "HELPeR,put that down! Bad robot! You're not supposed to be eating the test tubes!"

Dr. Venture: "Come here,all of you! Those with weak stomachs should look away! What you are about to see is a nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka!"
(reveals caterpillar form)
Hank: "Holy crap,what happened?"
Dr. Venture: "It's probably my reward for years of screwing with super-science.

 

I'll take the case!

(and that's all i know)

 

"Woah! Hey! It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Sealab 2021

"It makes real cupcakes with a 40-watt bulb. And it has icing packets. but the secret ingredient is love, dammit!" Sealab 2021

 

[Chris to Twinkie]"I'm gonna turn you into poo!"

 

Marco: Quinn, you in there buddy? I got tamales! Piping hot, and delicious!

Marco: Quinn. Quinn. Quinn.

Debbie: Have you seen Quinn? I heard about Murphy snaking his vacation.

Marco: You brought a covered dish too?

Debbie: Yeah, lasagna. Thought it might cheer him up.

Marco: I made my special tamales. My secret is, I simmer a cinnamon stick in with the ground beef.

Debbie: I didn't know you cooked.

Marco: Well, you know, growing up, I kinda had to look after my little sisters. Our mom, ya, ya know. Died.

Debbie: Oh.. my God...

Marco: Passed away.

Debbie: That is so sad.

Marco: No, you know. Inner strength! Inner strength.

Debbie: Wow.

Marco looks distraught, there is an uncomfortable silence.

Marco: Inner strength!!

Debbie: My, uh, my folks got divorced when I was in high school.

Marco: Not really the same thing, is it.

Debbie: Well, no, I.. guess not.

Marco: Anyway, we probably can just leave these by the door. Quinn's gonna be busy with that hooker for a while.

Debbie: What! A hooker?!

Beard Guy: Uh-oh!

Guy on phone: Uh-oh!

Person on the other end of the phone: Uh-oh.

Neal: Uh-oh.

Security guard: Uh-oh.

Master Lou: Uh-oh.

Frat guys: Uh-oh!

Scientist 1: Uh-oh.

Scientist 2: Uh-oh.

Scientist 3: Uh-oh.

Dolphin Boy: (In dolphin, subtitled) [Uh-oh.]

Murphy: Uh-oh!

Murphy: (Into the megaphone) Uh-oh!

Evans: Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Evans: Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Hesh: (in a squeaky voice) Uh-oh!

Carl: Uh-oh.

Sparks: Uh-oh.

Underwater Scientist: Uh-oh.

Floating Scientist: (in a walkie talkie voice) Uh-oh, over.

Military Guy: Roger Uh-oh.

Military Guy: Copy Uh-oh. Chopper Dave, we have Uh-oh, over.

Chopper Dave: Uhhh-ohhhhh!

PA Voice: Attention on deck. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Naval Officer: Uh-oh.

Prime Minister: Peevo. [Uh-oh.]

Aliens: Deemo! Deemo!

Alien Janitor: Deemo!

Redneck: Uh-oh!

Debbie: I can't believe he's with a hooker!

Marco: No, no, he's watching T.J. Hooker.

Debbie: I thought you said he was with a hooker.

Marco: He's watching T.J. Hooker. On television.

Marco and Debbie begin laughing.

Marco: With a prostitute.

Debbie: What?!

Beard Guy: Uh-oh!

Guy on phone: Uh-oh!

Person on the other end of the phone: Uh-oh.

Neal: Uh-oh.

Security guard: Uh-oh.

Master Lou: Uh-oh.

Frat guys: Uh-oh!

Scientist 1: Uh-oh.

Scientist 2: Uh-oh.

Scientist 3: Uh-oh.

Dolphin Boy: (In dolphin, subtitled) [Uh-oh.]

Murphy: (Into the megaphone) Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

Evans: Uh-oh.

Hesh: (in a squeaky voice) Uh-oh!

Carl: Uh-oh.

Sparks: Uh-oh.

Underwater Scientist: Uh-oh.

Floating Scientist: (in a walkie talkie voice) Uh-oh, over.

Military Guy: Repeat last transmission, over.

Floating Scientist: (in a walkie talkie voice) Uh-oh, over.

Military Guy: Say again, say again. Is that an Uh-oh, over.

Floating Scientist: (in a walkie talkie voice) I say again, we have Uh-oh, over.

Military Guy: Copy Uh-oh. Chopper Dave, we have Uh-oh, over.

Military Guy: Chopper Dave, we have Uh-oh, this is not a drill, over.

Military Guy: Chopper Dave, come in, over.

Military Guy: Chopper Dave, Chopper Dave, Chopper Dave. Base, I'm not, uh, no response from Chopper Dave, over. Please advise.

Chopper Dave: Uhhh-ohhhhh!


PA Voice: Attention on deck. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Chopper Dave: Uhhh ohhhhh!

Naval Officer: Uh-oh.

Prime Minister: Da? [Yes?] Da. [Yes.] Da. [Yes.] Nyet [No.] Da. [Yes.] Da-ha-ha-ha. [Knowing Laugh.] Da. [Yes.]

Prime Minister: Peevo. [Uh-oh.]

Aliens: Deemo!

Alien Beard Guy: Deemo!

Redneck: No, leave it in, leave it in there! Leave it in my butt.

Debbie: Quinn! Open this...freakin.. d-

Debbie: Open this door right this freaking second!

Beard Guy: Uh-oh!

Marco: Tamales?

 

InuYasha:"No one can stop me!" *is using Wind Scar over and over again*
Kagome:"InuYasha." *InuYasha pauses and looks scared* "Sit boy!" *InuYasha hits the ground*