Games The Non-Force Users Draft 2: Attack of the Muggles

Final Results!

The Classic Cartoon Conference

Matches taking place at:

The Stadium on Boonta (from Droids)

@Wang Chi (6) defeats @RX_Sith (4)

@Jordan1Kenobi (6) defeats @Jedi Knight Fett (3)

The Live Action Disney+ Conference

Matches Taking Place at:

The Vast Open Lands of Peridea (from Ahsoka)

@SithOverlord101 (7) defeats @Alpha-Red (3)

@Darkslayer (6) defeats @s65horsey (4)



Updated Standings:

The Classic Cartoon Conference

An Ode to Tartakovsky 2-0 (13-6-1)
Somehow They Fly Now 2-0 (12-8)
Jango and His Tax Deductions 0-2 (7-12-1)
Vong Way Home 0-2 (7-13)

The Live Action Disney+ Conference

Shim and the Outcasts 2-0 (15-5)
Team Sexy is Back 1-1 (9-11)
Deathly, With a Chance of Meatbags 1-1 (8-12)
Weesa Called Kicking Yousa Ass 0-2 (8-12)

Last set of matches for the Group Stage:



Chewbacca's Village (from the Star Wars Holiday Special)

An Ode to Tartakovsky (Jordan) vs. Somehow They Fly Now (Wang)
Vong Way Home (Rx) vs. Jango and His Tax Deductions (JKF)



The Outskirts of the Rebuilt Nevarro City (from The Mandalorian)

Weesa Called Kicking Yousa Ass (Alpha) vs. Deathly, With a Chance of Meatbags (Slayer)
Shim and the Outcasts (SithO) vs. Team Sexy is Back (sey)


FREE AGENCY AND TRADES ARE OPEN AT THIS TIME. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO MAKE CHANGES TO YOUR TEAM. WHEN YOU SUBMIT NUMBERS THIS TIME AROUND, YOUR TEAM IS LOCKED IN FOR THE REST OF THE DRAFT. I WILL GIVE YOU A FEW DAYS TO MAKE ANY CHANGES

 

I'm putting Iden Versio on the Trading block. Please PM me within two days if you want to trade.

 

Shim and the Outcasts have optioned Iden Versio to Triple-A Rochester.

Shim and the Outcasts are calling up 3x Porgs from Triple-A Rochester to fill her spot on the Roster.

Revised Team:

• Shimrra Jamaane
• Din Djarin
• Kir Kanos
• PROXY
• Theron Shan
• Dash Rendar
• Tor Vizsla
• Goran Beviin
• 3x Porgs
• Jagged Fel

 

Sorry, I meant to say that Versio has been Designated for Assignment and promptly released. If any of you want to pick her up in FA feel free.

 

I am dropping Captain Enoch plus the 3 Troopers and also dropping 0-0-0 if anyone wants them. Will post my pickups later today.

 

Let's try to get any roster changes done and numbers submitted by end of day on Monday so I can post new matches on Tuesday morning.

 

let's get numbers in and get on with this thing!

 

@Alpha-Red @Darkslayer @s65horsey @Wang Chi

 

Edit: whoops

 

Man, I thought I submitted numbers quite a bit ago. My bad, they're incoming.

 

Sorry guys it didn’t notify me like it had been. Sending now


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Waiting on one last set. Will get the next round posted tomorrow

 

I’m just going to wait until the next round lol. Anyway I am back

 

Last Round of Group Play

First numbers are: 10, 2, and 5

The Classic Cartoon Conference:

Matches Taking Place at:

Chewbacca's Village (from the Star Wars Holiday Special)

@Jordan1Kenobi vs. @Wang Chi

Spark Eternal TRUMPED with Kho Phon Farrus vs. Vua Rapuung
Moff Gideon vs. Guri (Prepared)
Q'ira (Prepared) vs. Genn Shysa (Prepared)

@RX_Sith vs. @Jedi Knight Fett

Nom Anor vs. Hunter
Pre Vizla vs. Gregor TRUMPED with Echo
D'Harhan vs. Echo (forfeit)

The Live Action Disney+ Conference

Matches Taking Place at:

The Outskirts of the Rebuilt Nevarro City (from The Mandalorian)

@Alpha-Red vs. @Darkslayer

Jar Jar Binks vs. Mandalore The Ultimate
General Greivous vs. Cad Bane (Prepared)
Bolphur (Prepared) vs. Commander Cody

@SithOverlord101 vs. @s65horsey

Goran Beviin vs. Captain Rex
Dash Rendar TRUMPED with 3 Porgs vs. Chewie TRUMPED with 3 Ewoks dressed like Lando
Jagged Fel vs. Han Solo



@KenKenobi @Lady_Belligerent @heels1785 @SecondBest @bburdit

 

D'Harhan Time to look up who that is even though the round is forfeited, because I have legitimately never heard of him or her

 

Grievous vs. prepped Cad Bane is a spicy matchup. Also, @Jedi Knight Fett D’harham is a bounty hunter whose head was replaced by a cannon (and yes, I’m not joking).

 

I can’t stop laughing! We’ll all just die of cuteness overload with Ewoks vs porgs


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One match from each set I would def love fleshed out...


Prepped Q'ira vs. Prepped Fenn-- double prep here feels like it'll be the best arg that wins

Pre vs. Gregor/Echo-- I'm notably high on Pre, what's his angle here?

Grievous vs. Prepped Cad-- Throwdown!

Dash/Porgs vs. Chewie/Ewoks-- THROWDOWN!!!

 

Fighting three characters I know absolutely nothing about… time to do some research.

 

Okay, so I'm going to argue the undercard of the two fights that are worth arguing (the third fight is a easy win for Solo -- I'd have argued it if Jag was prepped, but an unprepared Jag just doesn't have enough to beat a first-rounder): Goran Beviin vs. Captain Rex

The problem I have with Rex here is the fact that he's really not faced a top-tier opponent in combat -- pretty much all of his feats are dealing with mooks (whether it be Imperial or Droids). On the other hand, Beviin put Jaina on her ass in every single sparing match they fought -- and that's a Jaina who's a first/second round pick in most Jedi drafts and had already beaten some pretty solid opponents prior to training with Beviin. Rex will probably take some wins in this match, but I'm confident that Beviin takes a 7/10 majority.

 

Any other arguments incoming?

 

Yes I’ll get some arguments up. I was hoping Wang would go first but I’ll see what I can type up.

 

Guess it's time to argue for the main event: Dash Rendar + 3x Porgs vs. Chewbacca + 3 Ewoks dressed as Lando

At first glance, it would seem like the Chewbacca/Ewok duo would win, but a closer look shows a different story.

If you've watched ROTJ (as I assume all of you have) you might remember the time Chewbacca got his group of rebels trapped in a net by Ewoks because the Ewoks dangled meat on a stick which Chewbacca immediately went after despite Han Solo warning him not to do it. My side has a roasted Porg which is almost certainly more appetizing than some basic piece of meat, so Chewbacca will eat the roasted Porg and be put out of commission for the time that it takes to eat the Porg (and arguably the entire time since the Porg has yet to be completely cooked and thus could have viruses which might incapacitate the Wookiee). That basically leaves Dash and the other two Porgs fighting against the Lando-cloaked Ewoks, and Dash is an insanely good shot and will terminate the Ewoks almost immediately since the Ewoks in the suit have no experience carrying blasters and are otherwise unarmed inside the suit. With a Porg-filled Chewbacca basically in either a food coma or incapacitated by Porg-related food poisoning as the lone remaining opponent, Dash should quickly be able to terminate the Wookiee and win. Going by a looks contest also goes in my favor, as Porgs are infinitely cuter than Ewoks and Dash is also better-looking than Chewbacca. In short, this fight will more often than not end up with two Porgs dancing over Chewbacca's corpse while Dash walks away towards the nearest bar to get drunk. Porgs/Dash for a 6.5/10 majority.