The Official Ewok Hippie Leia Thread

also include the fact that the Rebel were left stranded

 

ObiwanJohn that was friggin hilarious!

I remember posting here a while ago! good times!

^_^

maybe perhaps in the "Super Extended Editions" they'll have an added scene where Leias playing on a banjo.. (hey if forks, plates and birds can exist in SW banjos can too! ) ...to the Ewoks!

Leia: *strums the banjo* Oooh! I feel so deliciously white trash! Mummy, I want a mullet!

And whos not to say that these were the hill billy/ hippy type of Ewoks on Endor? Maybe there were other clans of ewoks with far more advanced weapons.

"Theres one in every family sire." ^_^

Leia: *comes out of the hut, with smoke and the song "Jammin" coming out of it* So its like, yeah man, the whole galaxy is like one big furry Ewok you know? And uh, I'm just trying to make my way through this rough and tumble universe just so's I can destroy the man man... *sees Luke* You sir, are NOT welcome here, in my book!!! DOOMED YOU ARE MAN!!! Big Friggin doomed!!! *runs in circles and grabs an ewok and holds him hostage, holding a bananna to his head, while climbing up a tree* Don't move!!!! Don't hurt my friends!!! Or I swear I'll turn this friggin Ewok into Bantha fodder!

Han&Luke: With a bananna?!!! How high are you?!

Leia: What did you say? Hmm? Say it to my face! *she begins to sweat and falls off the tree, she gets back up* I didn't mean it I swear... I didn't do nothin....to nobody! *faints*

Han&Luke&Chewie: ........ ...how long were we gone again?


hehe

 

That brings up that old, second Death Star joke going around the officer's club.

Something about "being hung like an ewok..."

 

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It's been a year since I first read this thread an its still hilarious and naughty!

 

You know in recent light of events in AOTC, it makes sense Leia "hippied out" the first chance she got. You can actually see the her progression thru the OT. In ANH her hair is tight and up in buns. Very conservative.
In ESB it starts out tightly braided and on top of her head but by the end shes allowed so loosness to it. You can also see how her personality is slightly less "haughty".
In ROTJ she wears it down, except when she's in battle. Of course there is that whole bikini thing too. Some say Jabba forced her but I don't think she fought to hard. Also, she is sitting right next to his hooka. Once she got to the forest moon of Endor, she rushes off willy nilly and gets seperated from the Rebels. At the first chance she got she goes native! I think Leia was born a hippie; it just took a long time to come out.

 

My god! This thread still lives!

Cool

 

Alriiiight, Hippie Leia!! Flower power duuude!










(so very very sorry....)

 

So I ask thee, what exactly did Hippie Leia in the Ewok Tree Hut foreshadow? Uh... Seriously...

 

I have nothing to really say, just wanted to say the title of this thread is hilarious, lol!

 

LOL. I never saw this thread before.

 

She kinda looked old as a hippie in ROTJ but on the bonus disc in the photo gallery she looked very pretty! Mabey it's because her hair wasn't frizzed in that pic?

 

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Give me ESB Leia, now she's at her high point excluding the beginning of ROTJ of course.

 

LMAO

I don't have such a huge problem with the dress, but her levi jeans earlier in the film. WTF? Does Kmart have an outlet store somewhere in the GFFA? Everybody else-hell even the ewoks-have very unusual clothing. But Liea? Nope. She's got her some Wranglers'.

 

There's an EU book, called "The K-Mart at the Edge of the Galaxy" that explains this, I think.

 

This thread is better than the ewok brownies, I tell you!!! *colapses into a fit of giggles yet again*

 

I'm still waiting for the Super Special Edition where you see a smoked out, goof-ball up'd Jar Jar Binks, sitting stoned in the hut with Leia.

JAR JAR: Whooooa... yooousa look familiarin.

LEIA: Duuuude, yer like speakin all funny and stuff... these mushrooms are fierce!

JAR JAR: Youssa lookin like this chick I usa hang with. Till bombad Ani went all apepoodoo on her arsa.

LEIA: Like... were you always this annoying?

JAR JAR: *sigh* Now yousa know whyin meesa here.

Long live Ewok Hippie Leia.

 

Lol this is the 1st time I have seen this thread and all I can say is.....LONG LIVE HIPPIE LEIA!!!

 

This thread seems especially appropriate in light of the recent Photoreceptor picture of Leia in her Ewok Hippie gear posted on Hyperspace.
Looking at that picture, it's quite apparent that the Ewoks did not provide any undergarments for Leia (which makes sense since the Ewoks don't even wear pants).
Check out the photo and let me know what you think.

 

I wish I could see that photo.

Oh well, guess I'll have to settle for Leia surrounded by furry, horny, cannibalistic teddy bears.

 

It took the better part of the day for Leia's furry litte tour guide to lead her to their destination;

And the young princess had to admit, for local primitives, this species certainly got their act together.

Just beyond the small clearing of the local flora laid a virtual city nestled amid the towering trees. From hither to yond, laid varied platforms housing a series of ladders, crossway, catwalks and an assortment of hut-like structures designed to shelter the populance from the harshest of elements.

She was thoroughly impressed.

And apparently the natives were too, judging by the comotion her wee friend was stiring by bringing her here. As if morphing out of the very trees that housed this flora-metroplis came dozens upon dozens of these pint sized walking carpets.

And judging from their din, they'd just as soon attack her then offer greeting to this towering stranger.

A trio of somewhat larger creatures ran down a nearby ramp of sorts and gave challenge to Leia and her new companion.

And once again, the tiny fellow surprised Leia the more by throwing himself in their stead and returned a challenge of sorts. Hesitant at first, the sentires gave way and allowed the two to pass.

And within moments, Leia was lead up the rampway and began their climb into the higher levels of the tree-laid city.

Horns sounded through the encampment.

"I got a bad feeling about this," Leia murmured quietly.

Twenty minutes into their passage through the varied catwalks and platforms, Leia found herself being lead into the centrality of the city. A large collection of dwellings under heavy guard and illuminated by well spread torch-light laid directly ahead.

The creature urged her further, gesturing for her to enter the largest of the huts.

Upon entry Leia beheld an amusing site. Despire centuries of galactic evolution, even these primitive tree dwellers adhered to the basics of government, judging by the small semi-circle of these creatures gathered around a leadertype figure.

He was elderly in appearance judging by the hints of grey in his fur, garbed in animal skins and sporting a garland of leaves of sorts adorned with varied horns taken from the local animals.

His eyes went wide upon catching sight of Leia entering the dwelling. Clearly he wasn't prepared for this intrusion and with a slight shake in his speech demanded an explination; "<Wicket!>" The leader exclaimed in their trademark tounge. "<What's the meaning of this?!"

Leia's companion appeared to shrik in height a tad,
-if such a thing was possible for a pint sized race- And immediately followed through with an all-too-familair courtly bow. "<Forgive me Chief Chirpa.> Wicket replied quickly. "<I bring proof that the Sun God's are still smiling upon us!>"

The elderly creature exchanged looks with another of the wee ones that apparently held some authority in this court. <Logray!> The chief snapped. <This is one of your new hunters isn't it?> Chirpa shook his head and regarded his nearby pet/advisor; A small lizard similiar to an Aldeeranian iguana. "<I told him he was too young.>" He muttered.

The iguana simply stared blanky towards the Chief and replied with a quick tounge lash.

Leia blinked at the exchange. How did she get herself into these messes?

Wicket held his ground inspite of his fear for the senior members. "<I am not too young!>" He argued back. "<I'm a good hunter, and look what I found!>" The tiny furball gestured towards the princess and took a rather bold stance, his spear dug hard into the soil-flooring.

And again Leia felt uncomfortable. Something didn't click here.

Chirpa and Logray exchanged hard glances. And a debate ensued between them. Wicket remained defiantly still and Leia's eyes darted back and forth between the debating teddy bear triumvirate until;

"<Enough of this!>" Chirpa suddenly burst, giving Leia a momentary jolt. "<This tall one is from those that bring the fire sticks, the stone fort and lightning logs!>" The chief gestured abruptly to Leia. <"Her kind have destroyed our t

 

Uh?

 

Don't care for a researched fan fic proposal about Leia's time amid the Ewok community friend?