The ****Official**** FF-UK Singles Bar

yeah but it's typical of a bar that you stick to the floor

 

Fine, fine... looks like I'm not wanted in here...

//departs...

 

Poodu - why are you here? I thought you were spoken for?

And to play DA for a moment - there is something to be said for plain speaking

 

Allow me to lay down my cloak so that you do not have to suffer standing upon the sticky floor, my Lady.

 

Walks in wearing Michael Jackson lookalike clothing: army jacket, white shirt, black trousers, etc.

Hey ladies.

 

why thank you my lord

 

hey garret you stole my style

 

Terribly sorry Becky, but the only threads that seem to be active are the lonely hearts ones... and I'm bored shyteless

 

It's spelt G A R R E T T

Two R's and two T's

Remember this for the future everyone.

 

ok we will make an exception for you ...

 

I know its spelt like that but as ive said before i have wobbley writing

 

Why are you apologising ? If resurrected threads are anything to go by - you were in this state yourself not all that long ago!

Perhaps you'd like to give out tips on finding someone - some of us (naming no names) could do with help

So you are spoken for! And you let me snog you yesterday?!

Oh well - always did look good in scarlet

 

Singles bars - home of sticky carpets, men in chest wigs drinking babycham and wearing white socks.

What more could a laydee ask for

 

Hayden Christensen
Orlando Bloom
Enrique Iglesias
Ricky Martin
Harrison Ford
Samuel L Jackson

....not much

 

A Curly Wurly?

And as for tips... patience is the name of the game... and luck.... and confidence. Be confident!

 

and don't take yourself seriously. Be prepared to have a laugh at your own expense.

 

Looks like I miss the "luck" then. Got the patience of a bloody saint, but that ain't it all...

 

Well TTG I happen to have a sock in my pants also!!????

 

LV asked for the following:
Hayden Christensen
Orlando Bloom
Enrique Iglesias
Ricky Martin
Harrison Ford
Samuel L Jackson

And Ewan McGregor
Viggo Mortensen
Sean Bean
Patrick Stewart
Ian McKellen (for the conversation! )
David Wenham
Elijah Wood
And the Corp d' ballet of Adventures in Motion Pictures!

Hey... don't ask, don't get!!

Good call btw LV - glad to see that I'm not the only one who seems to think that Mr Jackson is one very sexy Master

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'get your lightsabre out for the lasses!'

 

Looks more like a shuttlecock, Metz.

 

either way its a improvment!!!!

ahh the juke box... lets see what shall we play? careless whisper? lady in red?

 

I don't mean patience as in wait for miss/mr right, I mean if you like someone then let it develop... be patient with it and don't rush it. I've made that mistake a couple times myself...

 

//walks in

This thread is couple-ist.

//walks out again

 

I don't mean patience as in wait for miss/mr right, I mean if you like someone then let it develop... be patient with it and don't rush it.

But you've no chance in hell if they like you back so don't be too patient.

 

<wanders in, pulls up bar stool, orders drink>

So is this the kind of place where a single girl with a splitting headache and wonky vision could get lucky?