The ****Official**** FF-UK Singles Bar

Arghhh... it's all so bloody complicated, no wonder it gets screwed up all the time

 

Kahli, this is the type of place a goat could get lucky

 

excellent

 

Kahli, this is the type of place a goat could get lucky

but only if you are friendly and don't intimidate them.

 

D'oh!

 

LOL

Speak to your goat softly...

 

yeah, speak to it softly. Oh and play it low key and just gave lots subtle hints and compliments

 

I'm starting to get worried by how much OAC knows about seducing goats...

 

Get to know your goat as a friend before you get to know it's body....

 

/one raised eyebrow at Chet

Behave...

 

I didn't really come into this singles bar to be instructed in the gentle art of goat seduction....


Story of my life.

 

//Enters bar.

K:- Dont knock it till you've tried it.

Goats can make lurrrrrrvly companions. Hehehe

//Takes a seat in corner, and wishes had'nt just said that.

 

//JJF walks in, takes a step towards the bar, stops, looks around.

Realizes he wanted "The ****Official**** FF-UK Couple Bar" next door.

//JJF does an abrupt turn around, looking cool, takes a look at his watch.

"Crikey is that the time, no time for a pint, the wife will want me home for dinner"

//JJF exits the bar.

 

I think everone here pretty muches wishes you hadn't said that. 'cept maybe OAC

 

and the bloke who got caught last week by the commuters on a train....


alright Dan!

 

Dont worry, was only jesting. I'm actually scared of goats.....indeed i'm scared of most things with horns.

 

OAC:- LOL

I forgot about that bloke. Not the best way to become famous. Hehehehehe

 

*walks in with new 6ft blonde bird*

oh bugger, sorry wrong room...

*walks out*

 

Yeah dude, you need the Sesame Street room by the sound of it!

 

//wanders in, tips his head towards the lovely ladies at the bar and orders a round

So, who wants to see the "truffle shuffle"?

//heads for the stool, already untucking shirt, wishing he hadn't drunk so much already

 

Chunk, Chunk, Chunk, Chunk....

 

Yeah, i'm single, but i'm only here to get drunk... now where pray tell is the nearest bottle of Jack daniels?

 

Will you allow me to wallow in the deepest of my despair?

 

whoops!

 

//walks in

So you lot are all single then, LMAO! NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH (taunts)

//runs out with bottles and glasses thrown at him.