The ****Official**** FF-UK Singles Bar

// walks in with blow up doll under arm, and takes a seat at the bar, orders a large JD and an archers for the "lady"

 

Yeah Anakin, single as in I can sleep around and not get in trouble

 

lol- thx Jim

 

What jimbo said.

 

...backs out

..refrains from saying what she really wanted ot

 

what cass really wanted to say:

Jim is a cultured and exciting young gentleman whom has never said anything untoward in my presence.

 

// walks in wearing Global Hypercolour t-shirt tucked into snow-washed jeans.

Yeah, this looks like exactly my kinda place.

// rolls up jacket sleeves

I'm hopin to get lucky with a lovely laydee with foaming espadrilles.

 

Arse's to the wall lads, its OJK

 

On a long train journey a goat stroke is but 'a nescessity.'

- harrold Willson , 1974.

One of my favorite quotes.

 

// bops to Rick Astley with a serious expression on face

 

*currently with his arse to wall to evade OJK suspect tendancies, he attempts to use ther force to retrive a bottle of Jack daniels from the bar, so as not to have to move. However, midway through his attempt, he catchs sight of TTG, and bursts into riotous laughter*

 

Everyday is like survival (survival) I'm your lover...notchyour riiiiii-val...

// bops to Karma Chameleon and sings along with serious expression on face

// pulls over the knee socks up nonchalently

...lovin would be easy if your colours were like my dreams...red gold and green ...red gold and greeee-eeeeeeeeeeeen

 

Hey Cap'n ... don't flatter yourself, bay-bee

// clicks fingers and makes "gun" sign with hand

I'm likin the Rick Astley moves of that "lovely single lady" in the batwing jumper. Oh yeah.

 

*makes the sign of the lord and thanks god he only here for the liquor*

 

Of your sweet love...da da da

// jumps

Gimme some da da da gimme gimme gimme some...

 

// nips to toilet to splash on some more brut

swaggers over to TTG, with glint in eye

 

Okay... that's getting unnerving

 

LOl. so it wasn't just me thaty noticed it sam.

 

They were selling Brut here the other day at the Perfume sale for £2.75...


...pdub bought some to impress the lovely laydees of Wolvie

 

//wanders in all lost cos she's new... looks round the room...

hmmm I'm not looking for Mr right... just Mr Right now... any takers???

//...starts to wonder if that was a good thing to say to people she doesn't know

 

Howdy, what type of Ale do you have in these parts?

 

hey there welcome to the bar

don't know best ask one of the guys, I am a spirit person myself

 

welcome Dark Queen. And no Cass, I'm not being a cad.

Alright Slaveone? GLad to see you made it.

 

Splendid! My Dark Queen has hearkened to the clarion call and another Dark Side user joins the fray!
How's it going, babe?

 

what about me?