*The Official FF-UK Week Long Halloween Party Thread*

//As if by magic, D_A appears in a puff of smoke in the middle of the room...

There ya go Mistress.

//Runs away from Noc...

 

Come back 'ere, ya' rotten little chicken!

 

//Makes a clucking noise as he runs around the thread...

Man servant indeed.

 

//grabs D_A and ties him to the sacrificial alter//

Bring forth the Rusty Nail and the Unholy Bowl of Blood.

//glares at Noc and ponders whether two sacrifices may be on the cards //

 

//Brings forth the items requested....

I don't think i can watch this.

//Hides...

 

//Notices Charis glaring at her.

 

OO-er, i just noticed the first line in your sig Noc!

 

Suits me, doesn't it, Yosh?

 

LOL! Aye, i guess it does.

 

//places the Bowl on the alter that was prepared earlier by Dead_AsaDoorNail//

We offer this sacrifice to the almight Creator of the Door - the blessed Door that brought forth the Rusty Nail and gave birth to our beloved new leader.

//stabs Darth_Asabrush through the heart, removes heart, places in Bowl//

 

**takes heart out of bowl and chops it up add it to a wok with some vegetables and adds some stir fry sauce....cooks for 10 mins and serves out on a plate to the Fellowship of the Door**

pukka

All hail our new leader Dead_AsaDoorNail!!!

 

//Yawns and rolls over on the lounge chair as a dark cloud and thunder rumbles over the altar.

 

LMFAO @ The Fellowship of the Door!

Thats gotta go in my sig i'm sorry.

Oh, HAIL Dead_AsaDoorNail!!!

 

**bows down infront of Dead_AsaDoorNail**

Our almighty one

 

**kisses the feet of Dead_AsaDoorNail then collects her consultation fee**

 

//Mumbles in her sleep...

Almighty my hairy arse.

 

//Bows before the master...



EDIT: Noc, sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

 

//Devil horns grow on Noc's head.

 

Thats funny Noc, coz i could have sworn you were born with them!

 

They're retractable.

 

Oh right, thats quite a neat trick.

 

They light up too around the holidays!

 

Thats handy, at least we can see you coming from a mile off!!!

Mwahahahaha!!!

 

Yes, and prepare for the apocalypse.

 

Hey, i'm prepared for that everytime i see you log in!!!