The Official Han Solo Fanclub

it was a cool party. right now i'm having a hot dog! aww eagle i love your profile!

 

thanks, i updated it again. agent and solo should be around here somewhere.. just a plain hot dog or stuff on it?? little hug crazy arent ya.

 

it was a hot dog with mustard on it. it was good. haha how'd you make bacon cry?

 

He didn't make me cry...

 

oh you know the regular stuff, didnt like his spammin

edit: hehehe,bacon. funny funny dude.

 

Spamming and acting crazy are two entirely different things.


Why did you put edit when you didn't edit?

 

oOo i see lol. so i have a question for you guys. what does everyone look like? it's hard to imagine what everyone looks like, lol.

 

i saw ur post in another window, bacon before i posted mine. what do u mean what do we look like?? what do u look like??

 

Well here's a Han Solo scene if you want it:


INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT

Han climbs into the pilot's chair next to Chewbacca, who chatters away as he points to something on the radar scope.


EXT. SPACE - PLANET TATOOINE

The Corellian pirateship zooms from Tatooine into space.


INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT

Han frantically types information into the ship's computer. Little Artoo appears momentarily at the cockpit doorway, makes a few beeping remarks, then scurries away.

HAN
It looks like an Imperial cruiser.
Our passengers must be hotter than
I thought. Try and hold them off.
Angle the deflector shield while
I make the calculations for the
jump to light speed.


EXT. SPACE - PLANET TATOOINE

The Millennium Falcon pirateship races away from the yellow planet. It is followed by two huge Imperial Star Destroyers.


INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT

Over the shoulders of Chewbacca and Han, we can see the galaxy spread before them. Luke and Ben make their way
into the cramped cockpit where Han continues his calculation.

HAN
Stay sharp! There are two more
coming in; they're going to try
to cut us off.

LUKE
Why don't you outrun them? I
thought you said this thing was
fast.

HAN
Watch your mouth, kid, or you're
going to find yourself floating
home. We'll be safe enough once
we make the jump to hyperspace.
Besides, I know a few maneuvers.
We'll lose them!


EXT. SPACE - PLANET TATOOINE

Imperial cruisers fire at the pirateship.


INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT

The ship shudders as an explosion flashes outside the window.

HAN
Here's where the fun begins!

BEN
How long before you can make the
jump to light speed?

HAN
It'll take a few moments to get
the coordinates from the navi-
computer.

The ship begins to rock violently as lasers hit it.

LUKE
Are you kidding? At the rate
they're gaining...

HAN
Traveling through hyperspace isn't
like dusting crops, boy! Without
precise calculations we could fly
right through a star or bounce too
close to a supernova and that'd end
your trip real quick, wouldn't it?

The ship is now constantly battered with laserfire as a red warning light begins to flash.

LUKE
What's that flashing?

HAN
We're losing our deflector shield.
Go strap yourself in, I'm going to
make the jump to light speed.

The galaxy brightens and they move faster, almost as if crashing a barrier. Stars become streaks as the pirateship makes the jump to hyperspace.


EXT. SPACE

The Millennium Falcon zooms into infinity in less than a second.





I always liked it because of the pace. A lot happens very quickly here. Han and Luke's rivalry is fun to watch.

 

that's a cool scene bacon

 

which scene did u post the other day???

 

"Traveling through hyperspace isn't
like dusting crops, boy!"


I love that line. I quote it randomly sometimes when I'm annoyed. Of course, only to those who recognize the line... otherwise people might wonder....

 

that was almost funny bc.

 

Hey, you lookin for trouble punk?

I'm not the one who lives 24/7 on the Han Solo fanclub and lies about being related to Harrison Ford.

 

hey the Han Solo Fan Club is cool... and when did eagle say he was related to Harrison Ford?

 

whoa whoa back this truck up bc!! when the heck did i ever say i was related to "The Man", oh thats right i didnt. the only reason im on here everyday is cause im homeschooled and im part of the jedi draft so im at my comp. all the time. get ur facts straight.

 

Alright, now everyone, "simma down now simma down"

 

hey agent, what's up?

 

nothing. Just been watching t.v, studying, and playing GTA:SA for Xbox.

 

Whiteeagle you told me you were related to Harrison Ford and now I don't trust you anymore!!! Now I feel that I can't trust anyone!!! You've scarred me for life!

You should be expelled from Homeschool!!!

 

sup agent, well its been a very spirited day hasnt it agent. i didnt tell you jack squat!!!! i told you i had the same birthday as harrison, goodness gracious.

 

...yes it has

 

um he never said he was related to Harrison Ford!! but whatever.

agent, you went to go see RotS again, right? how many times have you seen it now?

 

frost has got my back. it is you and only you who lacks the confidence to trust anyone.

 

Ok everybody, instead of arguing whether or not whiteeagle said he was related to Harrison Ford, lets discuss Han and Chewie and their adventures together. I have a better idea, lets make up our own adventures they had and eventually choose which one was the best story!