The Official Pillow Fight Thread V 7.0 Newbie Wars: Attack of the Pillows

*Reboscale stands back-to-back with Cinnamon_Windu and they begin bashing the dark lords*

Who's newbie now?!?

 

That would still be you.

~smacks Rebo with pillow~

 

*levitates pillows into the two newbies, and impales his pillow saber at them*

Advice:

A)Do not mess with the Dark Lords of the Sith

B)Join the Darkside!

 

~creates a giant tub of red jello above the newbs, dumps it on them~

[voice=yoda]To Oochy you must listen, truth he tells you yes.[/voice]

 

*staggering off the ground*

"I'll never join you"

 

"Then my Young Jedi.. You will die.."

*stabs with pillow saber*

 

You should check out the Galactic Defenders, they are our companion thread. They are the Jedi that we chat with, roleplay with, tease, etc...

You would fit in good there.

~tears pillow, smacks Rebo, feathers fly all over and get stuck in the jello~

 

Jello-ed and feathered? A fate worse than death.

 

It's alive.

 

"Jello-ed and feathered? A fate worse than death."
No kidding... I don't know what hurts worse, my pillowsaber wound, or my pride.

 

*summons a pillow stenrect which stings GenOochy and Darth-Dispicable and puts them to sleep*

Age and treachery will always defeat youth and skill!

 

I did not mean to give you that bad of a punishment, sorry.

~grabs water hose and sprays down Rebo~

EDIT: I just now saw that you put us to sleep, I guess poor Rebo is still jelloed and feathered.

~blissfully snores away, ZZZZzzzzzzzz.....~

 

Hey Cinnamon! Long time, no whap... *whap* how you been?

 

You want romantic, Imperial? I'll give you romantic.

*brings both Xed sabers up and over her head bringing them down in an X to block her chest as she spins quickly bringing her sabers inward towards Imperial's midsection, A blow that would technically slice him easilly in two if he was caught at unawares*

*Twists out of the blow, recieving only a glancing blow to his waist.*

Arrrghh...

*Touches the slightly charred flesh*

"That was romantic my dear...." *grins*

*Levitates a saber above his palm, ignites, begins rotating it*

Here's a little loving from me....

*Speeds up the rotation, slowly, then faster until its a steady 5600 RPMs, a veritable blur of light*

Go!

*Blows a kiss and force pushes the saber at Allegra and guides its path*

*Switches the Music to "Minas Morgul" from the Return of the King Soundtrack*

Ahhhhh.... the choir... they add so much drama to a piece....

Don't you agree Allegra?

 

*Whaps all*

What'd I miss?

 

*wacks R2D2_C3PO for stealing my quote for her sig*

1) You got my name backwards
2) Didn't know it was yours. Heard it from a friend.


*runs up to other newbies and they all form a protective battle meld*

Beat us now!!!

 

*pummels Ylesly*

owww

*wacks corellian_chic with a pillow*

 

*watches Allegra and Imp fight*

Ah, two friends battling to the me...I mean death, before my eyes....


*sits back and enjoys the show*

 

*whap to a random 10 people*

 

::Appears from nowhere and whaps black_rose then disappears back into the shadows::

 

Hi, TK. *whap* Wanna help Reboscale and me bash the dark lords?

Apology accepted, Darth-Dispicable. *washes the jello and feathers off Reboscale and washes the jello off herself*

Rebo, watch out for VoijaRisa. I've run afoul of him before, and now that you're with me, you surely will, too.

 

*whaps all non-newbies*

 

*Loads double barrel pillow blaster and ramdomly begins to blast everyone in the room*

"Did ya'll miss me?"

 

I saw you VoijaRisa. *whacks him*

 

Can't whack the shadows luv.