The Pants Strike Back!!!!!!!

You told me Vader murdered and betrayed my pants!

 

lalalalalalala

**M runs down the empty hall with her sandwich**


lalalalalalalala

 

"Yub Nub! Pants!"

 

i want spam pants !

 

spam pants with slim jim suspenders

 

im gonna have three new pairs of pants at the con

 

"Yes, of course....we would never do anything without the approval of the pants."

 

"I have word that the Chancellors' pants are with you now...."

 

"Keep your pants here and now, where they belong."


"But Master Yoda said I should mindful of the pants!"



"But not at the expense of the pants, young Padawan."

 

I need to go and change some pants!!

we are babysitting a 4 month old YIKES!!!


OK.....may the pants be with you!!

 

Anakin...you've grown pants.

 

"I know...it's my first pants, too."

 

"You must learn to follow my pants."

 

"I don't sleep well anymore."




"Because of your pants?"

 

"I have a bad feeling about these pants," C-3PO

 

Thanks!

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate pantsing and unpantsing of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate pantsing and unpantsing of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

 

Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate pantsing and unpantsing of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for pantsing of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.

 

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for pantsing and unpantsing of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for pantsing, and which zone is for stopping!

 

Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone **** again.

[Later]
Male announcer: There's just no pantsing in a white zone.

 

Rumack: The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have pants for dinner.

 

Ted Striker: It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his pants.
Elaine Dickinson: It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your pants.

 

Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
[hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
Blinkin: You lost your pants in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.

 

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philospher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philospher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension of their pants.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullpants* artist!
Comicus: *Grumble*...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullpants last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullpants last week?
Comicus: Yes!