The Guide says that the best pants in existence is the Pants Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of a Pants Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your pants smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
Of course, The pants says: that the Pants Galactic Garble blaster is the alcoholic equivalent to a pantsing; expensive and bad for the head.
There are a number of environmental and pants treaties, as well as laws of pants, which prevent the Pants Galactic Gargle Blaster from being mixed on Pants.
"What makes you think you can just walk in there and find, uh, what we need?" - "They're called pants, Ed." Erin Brockovich (2000)
"We ask ourselves, is she black? Is she white? We don't care. She's exotic. I want to see more of her pants."
"Goin' on a year now. I ain't had nothin' twixt my pants weren't run on batteries!" - "Oh, God, I can't know that!" - "I could stand to hear a little more."