The Shrek Quote-A-Thon & Appreciation Thread

I love this movie. It's one of my favorites. It has a wide appeal, which is why both younger and older generations like it.

Well, I was thinking Shrek deserved some reconition. That big green orge and his pals will soon be in another adventure in Shrek 2. If they keep the Shrek sequal in the same terms that the original was, then we have ourselves a fine made sequal

And the very ending of Shrek where we see all of the characters singing was one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Well, I have hopes this has not been done before. If you're a fan of Shrek, post here.

Favorite Quotes:

Can't we settle this over a pint?

Eat Me!

I can't feel my toes. I don't have any toes!


There's tons more.




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You're heading the right way to a smacked bottom.


Donkey: So what do we do with this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck when we run into it?
Shrek: We rescue her.

 

I think I need a hug...

 

You here that she called me a noble steed...

 

I have to rescue my ass.

 

Princess: I can't be rescued by some ogre and his pet!
Donkey: So much for 'noble steed'.

 

".......and then I ate some berries, man I had some strong gases eeking outta my butt that day!"

 

Lord Farquaad- "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!"

Gingerbread Man- "You're a monster!"

 

I ain't never met someone who didn't like parfait. You never hear someone say, 'Hey, you want some parfait?' 'Hell no, I don't want no parfait!'

(singing)Duuuuloooc, is a perfect place!!!!
wooooooooowww....let's do that again!!

 

"I cant feel my toes!" "I dont have any toes!"
"I need a hug"

 

Many of you may die in this quest, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

 

Gingerbread Man- "Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!"

 

"Welcome to Duloc, it's a perfect town. Here we have some rules, let us lay them down. Please don't run, stay in line, and we'll get along fine - Duloc is a perfect place. Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your...face. Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect plaaaaaaaaace!"

And yes, I did that ALL from memory. Huzzah!

 

"Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.. bwhahaha"

The way that scene is played out just makes me laugh all the time.

 

"She lives with seven men, but she's not easy"

The Donkey: "Hi, Princess."
Princess Fiona: "It talks!"
Shrek: "Yeah, it's getting it to shut up that's the trick!"

"I've got to save my ass!"

Darth_Tyrannous The canadian signature

 

"Dead girl off the table!!"

"That's right, I'm a FLYING talking donkey!"

 

"What he's basically saying is he likes to get-"
"-Paid!"

 

Hey I've been wondering this for awhile... is the Gingerbread man voiced by the same guy as that Pizza Head from those old commercials?

 

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"
"The Muffin Man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!!"
"Yes, I know the Muffin Man....who lives on Drury Lane?"
"Well, she's married to the Muffin Man..."
"The Muffin Man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!!"
"She's married to the Muffin Man...."

Darth_Core_Dump, I LOVE that parfait quote!!!!!!! That whole scene was hilarious!



Edit: CarbonKnight, I have no idea. Sorry.

 

Pinnochio: "I'm not a puppet, i'm a REAL boy!" (nose grows)
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Peter Pan: "He can fly!"
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Farquaad: "It's HIDEOUS!"

Shrek: "Well, that's not very nice. It's just a donkey."


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