JCC The Worst Human Being in History

Yeah I already explained earlier about how it was a spacing issue because I posted on my phone and then I further elaborated that I meant Darth Guy as the typical JCC progressive and that I was one. But these idiots want my head for it.

 

qquuuueeeesssstttioooonnn: i see "frack", "freak", "friggin" and other cutesy workarounds tolerated all the time on here. not sure why that one's so offensive

 

you keep insisting on that one construction of your offense, and you dont seem to have realized that not one person is buying it

 

this is the part where i tell you you're embarrassing yourself

 

Eye dialect whereas I'd call frack et al. euphemisms.

 

I learned from the best.

 

eeeehhhhh its just cutesy brit-speak. hardly has the same impact as a nice hard american ****

 

Vivec, let me make this clear for you. Nobody believes Darth Guy shouldered you in the teeth.

 

Oy vey..... just say, "Sorry man," and move the **** on. Sheesh.


... also... I hadn't checked this thread since about page 2. I just got caught up... good job, guys, it didn't disappoint.

With Love,

Not Darth Guy Either

 

#iamdarthguy

 

#CancelDarthGuy*

 

Vivec, what other facets of the classically insecure do you exhibit?

For example, you're speeding, doing more than "15 miles*" over the speed limit. A police officer pulls you over and intends to write you a ticket.

(* lol @ imperial system)

Do you;
a) Accept fault
b) Try and blame it on being late for something/preoccupied with GPS navigation or changing a song over bluetooth, or
c) Get angry, abusive and condescending towards the officer?

I'm guessing you start with b and move to c.

 

Ramza takes language as seriously as he takes math.


Also, #WeAreNotDarthGuy

 

d) explain to the cop that I'm not Darth Guy

 

so, yes, b and c then.

 

wont your face be red when it comes back that the car is registered to one "Darth T. Guy"?

 

First d, then c and b.

 

I didn't know his middle name was Tiberious.

 

Random thought: Why should he apologize? He offended someone, but that alone doesn't necessitate an apology. Apologies are normally accompanied by regret, so if he doesn't regret it, wouldn't that just make it a false apology (Which could actually be worse than not apologizing)?

New person to add to the list: Thomas Edison

 

Tyrone

 

I should apologize because I'm literally worse than beezel.

 

*Tibbs

 

You see blubeast there are acceptable targets (beezel, vlm, etc) on the JCC. I made the error of having Darth Guy, an unacceptable target, in my post. This won't be tolerated.