Amph TOP GUN 2 (now with 100% more jon hamm)

GET UP OFF THOSE SAGGY KNEES, AMERICA.

TIME TO RESPECT OUR FLAG, LOVE OUR MILITARY, AND GET DOWN TO SOME KENNY LOGGINS!




ITT we discuss and debate whether the sequel to the greatest single artistic creation in the history of humankind will be:

a) awesome
b) kickass
c)

Our Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump, the supremely chiseled and infallible Commander in Chief of the greatest fighting force in the world, will be featured in the sequel's topless volleyball scene wearing his white diarrhea shorts. It's been rumored that all theaters in the state of Arizona have already sold out, years in advance, due to the patronage of one great bearded man in a red hat.

The film is Top Gun: Maverick, slated for release in 2019. But they probably haven't even started filming, so it's probably four or five years away. It's got Tom Cruise in it, and he's probably going to be fighting renegade drones. So basically the horrific movie Stealth from 2005 with Jamie Foxx and Jessica Biel, but repackaged patriotically.

Discuss.

 

Open season on heelsy from post #2? Would expect no less.

And yeah, it's the one.

 

I imagine it will be a lot like Rocky Balboa. Charlie will have died. A mourning Maverick will be rustling the sheets with her younger sister, or daughter, or whoever that lady was in Rocky Balboa.

 

@Outsourced - I am in need of your services, good sir.

Please replace Hollywood, or Wolfman, or whoever that is in the gif above with the face of Donald J. Trump. And post. You can also have Margaery Tyrell popping out of his underarm, or something. Get creative.

 

Is that Wolfman? I think that's Wolfman. Whoever it is, Maverick's telling him he stinks.

True story, Wolfman actor was actually dating Charlie during the shooting of Top Gun.

 

Much like all those bandwagons you keep hopping on and off of.

 

dp stop derailing my thread and go back to the sewers

 

tony there is nothing more perfect that the top gun soundtrack, other than the top gun film itself.

cheap trick mighty wings
kenny loggins EVERYTHING
loverboy (not to be confused with motherboy) some song about maverick and charlie
the lady who died when a picture frame fell on her head has a good song too, i forget her name

i could go on and on

edit - teena marie is the one who met her end due to head trauma from a picture frame. rip