Torturment

Today in English we had to think of one of the most painful ways of torture. Or how to die. I said being tied up-sdie down and sawed in half. They did this in Midevile times. They didn't just cut through you really fast it was uber slow. What would your guys be your top toturment?


**We did this because we are now reading a story written by Edger Allen Poe**

 

the film Man on Fire had some pretty neat forms of torture.

 

if you ever see the movie "Seven" with Brad Pitt, he does really really evil torturement.

 

Being eaten alive. Starting only your extremeties, and then they let you bleed to death.

 

*sniffs* ameteurs.

 

Is that a real word?

 

Honey + Fire Ants

I always thought it would be cool to dumb some gas on someone and shoot them with a flaming arrow. But that's just the history geek in me.

 

The Mare of steel!

Evil.

 

Step I: Swallow tacks + water.
Step II: Vomit it all up.
Step III: Repeat steps I and II.

 

No, I don't think it is.

Being boiled alive in wax sounds pretty painful.

 

Gah. This thread is gonna give me nightmares!

 

I probbly should have told you what the mare of steel does!

it's a giant steel blade that they make the person slide down, then at the bottem of the blade is a bed of spikes which the two halves of the body land on.

i'd say that The Mare of Steel is the worst torture ever invented!

Evil.

 

Torturment

Is that even a word?

Like a cross between "torture" and "torment"?

Or am I just misunderestimating your grammar?


EDIT -

Best torture ever:


Thumb screws, nipple clamps, and Yoko Ono playing in the background.

 

Worst torture ever:

Watching Napoleon Dynamite.

Hands down. Gimme the thumb screws first.

 

"Is that even a word?"

of course it isn't. the word's ENtorturement.


best represented by being forced to watch a britney or christina music video... with a blindfold.

 

Best Toture before you kill

Do this all out on a boat, far off shore.

Sink victim's feet in "concrete shoes" and bind his hands behind his back.

Slowly remove victim's eyelids with an X-Acto knife and pluck his eyes out of their sockets, being careful to leave the optic nerves intact.

Have a jar of smelling salts handy in case he passes out from the pain. You've got to keep him awake.

While your victim's eyes are hanging out and aimed at his lap, mutilate his genitals. He will be forced to watch.

When you've finished having your fun, sink the bastard. I should probably state that this is something you should only do to someone who really deserves it.

 

Today in English we had to think of one of the most painful ways of torture. Or how to die.

What the hell kind of education are you getting there?

 

One method I devised is dragging your (deserving) victim into the woods...lashing him/her to a tree. Get a few sets of those cheap darts, and play "cricket" on someone for a few hours.

 

The Angel Of Death was nasty. You tie someone up outside and cut them open and hang their lungs above their head. If done properly, they live for quite some time, with birds nibbling ontheir innards.

 

I imagine having listen to an album by Olivia Newton John must be pretty damn painful.