Uses for star wars quotes in real life situations

"No. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try."

The lady next to you needs to take a shower.

Hahaha starwarssisterani, i made the 100th post lol

 

"What an incredible smell you've discovered!"

Hehe... I thought of somthing funny... someone knocks on the dorr to see if anyones in the bathroom: I'm Lando Calrissian. I am the administrator of this facility.

Your falling off a cliff to your doom.

All you need is love!

 

lol!

cliff falling:
"The cave's collapsing!"

You loose your wedding ring down a vent.

 

Sir, [its] gone in the ventilation shaft.

(I had to change one word)

You accidentally fart in class.

 

You accidentally fart in class.


I sence a disturbance in the force!


You get caught sleeping in class.

 

Who here never went "Good... Good!" thinking of Palpatine on ROTJ?

 

You get caught sleeping in class.

Join me

You wake up to find that you are in an alternate reality where the show of Friends is real and you are Ross

 

You wake up to find that you are in an alternate reality where the show of Friends is real and you are Ross

Oh! Oh, How Horrid!


You have nothing to eat in the house but spam.

 

You have nothing to eat in the house but spam.

Oh my goodness! How perverse!



You get to the front of the Ep III line with your girlfriend to find that there's only one ticket left for opening night...

 

ticket disaster:
Tell her "Are you an angel?" and hope shes not as big of a SW fan as you are.

You missed your final exam.

 

Final Exam:

Not again... Obi-Wan's gonna kill me.



You get the movie "Glitter" for Christmas.

 

Just got "Glitter" for Christmas

I'm just going to paraphrase OB1 from any of the many times he used this, use the Force with a wave of my hand and say, "You don't want to buy me 'Glitter' for Christmas!"

A guy on the street bumps into you and spills your coffee on you...

 

sorry, I just got this...my apologies for this useless post

 

"Embarrasing this is.."

Your computer crashed with your 10 page essay.

 

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Your Christmas tree fell over and all of your ornaments broke.

 

Jar-Jar:

Theysim all broken! *Gungans start cheering!*

Youre grandma starts pinching your cheeks really hard.

 

pinching cheeks...

ah ah ah ahh! (Han screaming in ESB)


You get pulled over for speeding..

 

Officer:
Very fast. VERRRY dangerous.

-or-

Shes the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.

Youve just shot a dukey, and theres no toilet paper.

 

Youve just shot a dukey, and theres no toilet paper.

How typical!

You just found out your best friend is going out with the girl you like...

 

"That's impossible!" -Luke

Your breaks down and your late for work.

 

I assume you meant "car."

They told me they fixed it! I trusted them to fix it! (Lando)

-or-

The shifter's broke.
(Anikan)



You accidentally cut off a large chunk of your hair while getting a haircut.

 

You accidentally cut off a large chunk of your hair while getting a haircut.


When your friend sees you he says...
You scruffy looking....NERF HERDER!

Your parents catch you and your girlfriend/boyfriend "makin out"!

 

It was her idea. (Anakin Skywalker episode 2)


Somebody crashes into your car.

 

"blast! this is why I hate driving (flying)!"

what you say when a drunk midget asks you for some spare change

 

what you say when a drunk midget asks you for some spare change


Im feeling generous so I give him a 20 and advise him to invest in SW collectables.
He tells me to "P**s off!" and wanders off to buy a 5th. and I say
"Your throwing away a fortune here (Jabba) dont be a fool!"


GL himself sees you walkin down the street and asks if you wanna be an extra in Ep 3!