Uses for star wars quotes in real life situations

"Are you an angel?" lol *cracks up*

*~Katie~*

You are in jail for something you didn't do.

 

You are in jail for something you didn't do.

Im innosent! "what I told you is true...from a certian point of view."

You wake up naked in the middle of the park.

 

Waking up naked in the park...

An interesting puzzle!


Someone cuts you off in traffic after a particularly trying day...

 

"the emperor is not as forgiving as I am"

when you find yourself in a ditch on the side of the road wearing a tutu

 

Because of this weird occurance that u don't remember anything:
"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur."

Your house just fell down.

 

That's what I'm trying to tell you, kid. It ain't there. It's been totally blown away

Sittin on the pot

 

Sittin on the pot



You slimey piece of worm ridden filth!


Your blind date looks like Jabba the Hutt.

 

Jabba the Hut date...

you take one look at him/her and say "I'd just as soon kiss a wookie!"

your boss asks you to work saturday and sunday

 

boss asks you to work on weekends


But that's [like] a whole nother year!

Had to add one word to it.


You drink out of a cup when all of a sudden it breaks (this HAS happend to me before )

 

"This deal is getting worse all the time!"

You are startled to discover your car has been re-painted during the night.

 

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

You are in a helicopter and you run out of fuel.

 

You are in a helicopter and you run out of fuel.



Wesa gonna die in here!


Your hangin out with your new "signifigant other" and you bump into your angry ex.

 

"We seem to be made to suffer... it's our lot in life."


Your roommate won't shut up while you're trying to do homework.

 

OH SWITCH OFF!!!


your forgot to feed your pets and your peanutbutter and jelly sandwich is stale because the lights in the living we're off.

 

This is an outrage!

You wake up and find that you can use the Force!

 

You wake up and find that you can use the Force!

"Yippee!!"


You walk into a pole while checking out a member of the opposite sex.

 

"Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs."

Your school just closed because of winter weather. (like 4 me just now...i luv living in ny!)

 

Your school just closed because of winter weather. (like 4 me just now...i luv living in ny!)


Dude. How cold? Hoth cold!

Sorry ,Not realy a SW quote but it fits.

You cant go out there ( and play in the snow ) your tauntaun ( toes ) will freeze!



Your stuck in an elevator with with your faforite hot chick/guy for a couple of hours.

 

"I don't believe it!"

You need to return your sister's favorite clothes without her noticing.

 

I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around.

An ATM wont give you your money.

 

"He has a thermal dentonator!"

You fall asleep while making out with your new significant other.

 

I have to say it again :

"Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs."

Your great-grandmother walks into her 90th birthday part in a thong!?!?!?!?

 

(I...think the quote is supposed to...make sense...in a given situation. Oh well.)

"Rest I must. Yes...rest. Forever sleep."


Someone just jacked your wallet.

 

You fall asleep while making out with your new significant other.


You weak minded fool!


You wake up to find your Christmass tree on fire!

 

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